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 Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:24 pm
Granted! You will suffer from insomnia forever, thus never going to sleep to wake from.
I wish I had 1/10 of Joe's charisma (I'd take more, but I think any more than 10% of what Joe exudes would cause massive internal organ damage to my sickly frame)!
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:59 pm
Granted, 10% of Joes' charisma is exactly equivalent to his gold speedos which you must wear now.
I wish for some potato pudding, such a long time from I made some.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:44 pm
*Tries on Joe's speedo*
Granted! But it is the same pudding from long ago! It has grown sentient and bitter! Now it wants revenge!
I wish for an MG-34 and sixteen wiper blades off an old mini cooper!
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:58 pm
Granted, but all these objects have been twisted into a sculpture by a master artiste and sits in your front yard.
I wish this site wouldn't be so slow when there's more than 90,000 Gaians online.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:04 pm
Is that to say I AM NOT a master artiste?!
Somewhat granted.
*Gets a machete and a flamethrower*
This is going to take awhile... xd
I wish for a cake!
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:55 pm
Granted, but the chocolate cake was made with chocolate flavored exlax and you were... well do I need say more?
lol.
I wish it wasn't winter...
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:01 pm
Granted: You are transported to Brazil! But you do not have the proper paperwork and are imprisoned for being an illegal alien in a cell colder than winter back home.
I wish for a kitty!
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:09 pm
Oh your evil, lol.
Granted, But your kitty got stolen by a Chinese Resturant owner.
I wish My computer was faster...
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:38 pm
Granted! A new computer arrives at your door that promises to runs faster then anything you have ever been on, but it runs on a new OS that you don't know... and there is no manual.
I wish for a new wardrobe full of pretty Lolita Dresses of different styles!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:43 pm
Granted! But you have to let me and Joe watch you try them on (Though I will probably faint about 14 seconds in...).
I wish that I had someone to cuddle with and not freak out from doing so.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:37 pm
Granted, but that someone is Joe.
I wish my I wasn't so bored in my Managerial accounting class.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:46 pm
Granted! A rabid tiger is released in your managerial accounting class!
I wish the love of my life was still alive - she'd love this whole gold speedo thing to no end...
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:24 am
granted...but she is reincarnated and you have to find each other again.
I wish I could be one of Anne McCaffery's Dragon Riders.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:24 am
umm, granted, but as a strictly two dimentional character, your life is written out for you, and your life is subject to the whim and intensity of the reader, forever destined to relive the same acts over and over and over again, whilst never getting past a certain point which is the end of the book.
I wish I was emoitionally stable!
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:12 am
Granted, but you are so emotionally stable that you can't feel any emotions any more. Just a hollow shell.
I wish we could have another bikini day.
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