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 Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:04 pm
A letter from a 3rd grade teacher sent home to pagan parents
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Thomas,
I write this letter in concern of your daughter, Aradia Moon. Please don't take this the wrong way, however, although she is a straight A student and a very bright child, she has some strange habits that I feel we should address.
Every morning before class, she insists on walking around the classroom with her pencil held in the air. She says she is "drawing down the moon." I told her that her Art Class is in an hour and to please refrain from doing any drawing until then.
And speaking of Art Class, whenever she draws a night sky, she insists on drawling little circles around all the stars and people dancing on the ground. And that brings up dancing, I had to stop her twice for taking off her clothes during a game of Ring Around the Rosey! By the way, what does the term "skyclad" mean?
Aradia has no problem with making friends. I always find her sitting outside during recess with her friends sitting around her in a circle. She likes to share her juice and cookies. It is nice how she wants no one to ever thirst or hunger. However, when I walked over to see what they were doing, she jumped up and told me to stop, pulled out a little plastic knife and started waving it in front of me. I thought this was a bit dangerous, so I took her to the Principal's Office. She explained to the Principal that she was "opening the Circle" to let me in. She also said that her Mommy and Daddy always told her not to play or run with an "athame" in her hand, that she could put someone's eye out. I don't know what an "athame" is, but I am glad that she keeps it at home.
As for stories, your daughter tends to make up some whoppers. Just yesterday while I was talking sternly to Tommy Johnson and shaking my finger at him, he started screaming and ran from the room. When I finally caught him, he told me that Aradia told him and the rest of the class that the last time I shook my finger at someone, they caught the chicken pox. I explained to him that the Sally Jones incident was just a coincidence, and that things like that don't really happen.
One of the strangest things that happened was when I asked the children to bring in Halloween decorations for the classroom. Aradia brought in salt, incense and her family album. I see she has quite a sense of humor.
One of Aradia's worst habits is that she is very argumentative. We were discussing what the Golden Rule was (Do Unto others as you would have them Do Unto You), she firmly disagreed with me and stated it was "Do As you will, but Harm None" and she will not stop saying "So Mote It Be" after she reads aloud in class. I try correct her on these matters and she got very angry. She pointed her finger at me and mumbled something under her breath.
In closing, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, I would like to set up a parent/teacher conference with you sometime next week to discuss these matters. I would like to see you sooner, but I have developed an irritating rash that I am quite worried about.
With Deep Concerns,
Mrs. Livingston
P.S. Blessed Be. I understand that this is a greeting or closing from your country that your daughter informs me is polite and correct.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:06 pm
You Might be Pagan If . . .
1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire.
2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying.
3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"
4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it.
5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.
6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you.
7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon.
8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them.
9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice...altar...you have there."
10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.
11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one.
12. You have friends who say they are elves. You believe them.
13. You commit blasphemy in the plural.
14. Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN."
15. When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in an anthropomorphic way.
16. Gaia is NOT the lady on Captain Planet.
17. You think The Mists of Avalon should be a religious text. You use it as such.
18. In Religion 100, you were disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods.
19. You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle. You can explain the difference.
20. You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.
21. You talk to trees. They talk back.
22. You know dragons and fae exist. You've seen them.
23. Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun.
24. You've seen "The Craft." You know where they were making stuff up in "The Craft." You have explained this to other people. You can do it better than they did it in "The Craft." You know it's a load of crap.
25. You understand the symbolism behind a maypole.
26. You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be."
27. Your children go around telling people that "the Goddess loves you."
28. You're reading this page. You understand what it's talking about. You have more to add.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:08 pm
REDNECK PAGAN CHARGE OF THE GODDESS
(Tune: The Beverly Hillbillies by E. Scruggs)
(Lyrical adaptation by Hare)
Now listen to the words of the Great Star Mother, In days long past called by one name or tuther, "I am your Mammy, Queen of Earth, Air, Fire, Sea, So you better quit your yappin' an' listen to me."
(Isis that is, Astarte, Cerridwen)
"Now y'all listen up, 'cause I'd hate to be a b***h, When we have our shindigs t'aint none should wear a stitch. Y'all will eat an' drink an' dance an' love, to show that you're free, 'Cause all acts of pleasure are sacred to me."
(Skyclad that is, Great Rite, Cakes an' Wine)
"If you wanna know my secrets, then look in your own hide, 'Cause if what you seek aint there, well, it won't be found outside. The greatest Mysteries t'aint really dread nor dire, I'm with you at the start, and at the end of desire."
(That's right, listen to your heart. Y'all will come back now, y'hear?)
YEEEE--HAWWWW, BLESSED BE Y'ALL!!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:09 pm
WHY M & M'S ARE WICCAN ~
MM = Merry Meet
Round shape for wheel of the year, cycle of seasons
Skins are different colors, but the inside is the same chocolate, because we are all related.
Associations with the colors: Red = South, Green = West, Dark Brown = North, Yellow = East, Orange = For the Solar God, Light Brown = For the Earth Mother (Copper Woman)
Rotate the M & M: M = 13th letter of alphabet, and there are 13 witches in a Coven
3 = Triple Goddess, three phases of moon
W = Witchcraft, Wiccan
E = Enlightenment, Enchantment of chocolate*
"Melt in your mouth, not in your hand"--God/dess's love must be experienced directly to appreciate. Also, God/dess will take care of you.
Sweetness to remind us of how sweet the love of the God and Goddess is!
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:12 am
Serenity_Dragon You Might be Pagan If . . . 1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire. 2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. 3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it. 5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. 7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon. 8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them. 9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice...altar...you have there." 10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one. 12. You have friends who say they are elves. You believe them. 13. You commit blasphemy in the plural. 14. Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN." 15. When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in an anthropomorphic way. 16. Gaia is NOT the lady on Captain Planet. 17. You think The Mists of Avalon should be a religious text. You use it as such. 18. In Religion 100, you were disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods. 19. You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle. You can explain the difference. 20. You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar. 21. You talk to trees. They talk back. 22. You know dragons and fae exist. You've seen them. 23. Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun. 24. You've seen "The Craft." You know where they were making stuff up in "The Craft." You have explained this to other people. You can do it better than they did it in "The Craft." You know it's a load of crap. 25. You understand the symbolism behind a maypole. 26. You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be." 27. Your children go around telling people that "the Goddess loves you." 28. You're reading this page. You understand what it's talking about. You have more to add.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:14 am
those are freaking awesome!!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:21 pm
LOL, Yes! new jokes, I love to read these! Those are great, you have brought a smile to my face, thank you blaugh
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:19 am
O.o I'm scarred for life...
Pagan Pick-up Lines
"Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?"
"Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?"
"Haven't I seen you someplace before in another life?"
"Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not "technically" marriage."
"What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?"
"You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen."
"You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long."
"Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:22 am
Serenity_Dragon You Might be Pagan If . . . 1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire. 2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. 3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it. 5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. 7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon. 8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them. 9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice...altar...you have there." 10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one. 12. You have friends who say they are elves. You believe them. 13. You commit blasphemy in the plural. 14. Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN." 15. When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in an anthropomorphic way. 16. Gaia is NOT the lady on Captain Planet. 17. You think The Mists of Avalon should be a religious text. You use it as such. 18. In Religion 100, you were disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods. 19. You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle. You can explain the difference. 20. You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar. 21. You talk to trees. They talk back. 22. You know dragons and fae exist. You've seen them. 23. Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun. 24. You've seen "The Craft." You know where they were making stuff up in "The Craft." You have explained this to other people. You can do it better than they did it in "The Craft." You know it's a load of crap. 25. You understand the symbolism behind a maypole. 26. You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be." 27. Your children go around telling people that "the Goddess loves you." 28. You're reading this page. You understand what it's talking about. You have more to add. I've done 15 of those...
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:11 pm
Quote: Sorry i couldn't find the jokes thread and i thought this was to funny not to pass on. An Online Initiation Ritual Several years ago, Ellen Cannon Reed and I were working the polls in Sylmar California and we were both bored out of our skulls. At that time, I has been running a Pagan Yahoo group and there was an ongoing debate about whether or not online covens could be everything that a real life coven could be. The debate was starting to get pretty vicious, so I decided (as I usually do), to handle it with humor. To pass the time, I began writing and would show it to Ellen every once in a while. She would crack up and encourage me to write more. And that is how the Online Coven Initiation Ritual came about. copyright Raven Gilmartin 2000 HPS>> Before we start our initiation ritual, I have an announcement. Fluffy Moon Ferret has totally burned out her hard drive and probably won't be able to get back on line for at least two weeks EAST>> Darn! She was going to teach us how to make cyber corn dollies next week HP>> Can I suggest that we table this and get down to business? EAST>>Yes, sorry HP>> We're about to start the initiation ritual. Is everyone ready? WEST>> Present EAST>> Ready SOUTH>>Roger INITIATE>> I am ready >~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>> North? >~~(1minute pause)~~ HP>>NORTH?? NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot HPS>> Ok, we are all here. Initiate, are you skyclad and ready? INITIATE>> Not yet-- hold on, I need to get a pillow HP>>Pillow? INITIATE>>Yes, I have a metal chair here at my desk. OK-- BRB >~~(2 minute pause)~~ INITIATE>> Ok, I am ready and skyclad HPS>>Good, now do you have the cord? INITIATE>> Yes, I have an orange one I got on sale at the fabric store today, is that ok? HP>>It will have to do. OK, now, tie your hands behind your back, then bring the cord up around your neck... INITIATE>>Ummm.... I can't do that by myself.. HPS>>Do you have anyone there to help you? INITIATE>>Only my mom, but she would kill me if she knew what I was doing in here HP>>OK, forget the cord. Do you have the blindfold? INITIATE>>Yes, I do HPS>>OK, put the blindfold on and don't peek while we cast the circle. Give us about four minutes INITIATE>>OK, I'm going to put the blindfold on now, how will I know when you are ready for me? HP>>Do you have an alarm clock? INITIATE>>Yes, but it's in my room HP>>Can you go get it? INITIATE>>Yes, but I'd have to put my clothes on-- my mom is in the next room HPS>>Never mind, just put on the blindfold and count to 240 INITIATE>>OK >~~(4 minute pause)~~ HPS>> Initiate? >~~(1minute pause) HP>>INITIATE?? HPS>>Maybe he got disconnected? INITIATE>>I am here-- are you ready for me? HPS>>Yes, the circle is cast. Do you have your sword? INITIATE>>Sword? HP>>Yes, while you imagine that I am holding my sword with the tip against your heart I want you to hold your sword in the same way INITIATE>>I don't have a sword.. HP>>Do you have an athame? INITIATE>>no.. HP>>Do you have anything sharp in there? INITIATE>>There's a pen on the desk.. HP>>Ok, point the pen at your heart INITIATE>>OK HP>>How do you enter this circle? INITIATE>>In perfect love and perfect trust HPS>>Good, now I need to whisper the sacred words to you INITIATE>>whisper? HPS>>Yes, do you have two phone lines? I can call you with them INITIATE>>No, only one HPS>>Ok, I'll e-mail them to you BRB HPS has left the chat room** >~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS has joined the chat room** HPS>>Ok, I mailed them INITIATE>>OK, I'll go look INITIATE has left the chat room** >~~(1 minute pause)~~ INITIATE has joined the chatroom** INITIATE>>I can't get into my hotmail-- I keep getting a message that the servers are down HPS>>OK, you can get them later. Now imagine that I am pushing you from behind into the circle INITIATE>>from behind? HPS>>Yes, kinda like you are tilted, I am holding on to the cord. Oh wait.. no cord.. ok, just pretend I am pushing you into the circle INITIATE>>Ok HPS>>Now we are going to go around the circle three times. INITIATE>>OK >~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>>Now we're stopping in front of the altar and I am holding the scourge INITIATE>>OK HP>>You must kneel at the altar while the High Priestess scourges you INITIATE>>Do you want me to imagine that I am kneeling in front of the altar or do you really want me to kneel in front of my computer? HP>>Can you kneel and still see the screen? HPS>>If he kneels he must also put his head down on the floor HP>>Well, I guess he can't kneel then HPS>>Yes, he can, I have an idea. Initiate--kneel and put your head to the floor and imagine that I am scourging you INITIATE>>OK HPS>>I am now scourging you >~~(2 minute pause)~~ HPS>>Initiate you must now scourge me twice as many times >~~(1 minute pause) HPS>>Initiate? HP>>INITIATE??? INITiATE>> I am here, now what do I need to do? HP>>You must imagine that you are scourging the High Priestess WEST>>I need to go-- the baby woke up and needs to be fed HP>>Can you feed him at the computer? WEST>>Yes, I'll bring him back here with me. North, can you cut me a door? >~~( 1 minute pause)~~ WEST>>I really need to go-- the baby is crying HP>>NORTH?? >NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot HP>>Can you cut West a door? NOW? NORTH>>OK, all set WEST has left the chatroom** HPS>> Ok, should we continue or wait until West comes back? SOUTH>>I think we should continue EAST>>We should wait WEST has joined the chatroom** WEST>>I am back, North can you cut me back in? >~~( 1minute pause)~~ HP>>NORTH!!! NORTH>>Sorry, I had to reboot. West you are all set HP>>Ok, where were we? HPS>>The initiate has to scourge me. I am going to kneel down here now, and imagine that he is plying the scourge INITIATE>>Ok, I am imagining that I am scourging the High Priestess >~~( 2 minute pause)~~ INITIATE>>I am done HP>>Priestess? >~~(1 minute pause)~~ HPS>>I need to go right now HP>>Why? We are not finished here HPS>> I banged my head on the desk when I got up-- hard-- I am bleeding all over my computer. I need to go to the ER for stitches HPS has left the chatroom** HP>>OK, we'll make this a healing circle instead INITIATE>>I have to go too, my mom is in the hallway screaming and wants to know what I am doing INITIATE has left the chatroom** HP>> OK, everyone go light candles and we'll try to do this again tomorrow night **Chatroom closed** Ivy, which 3 haven't you done?
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:00 pm
Okay i know a little different version of the joke a pagan in hell
okay so a pagan dies and goes up to heaven and at the gate he meets st peter.
pagan: hello, could you please guide me to the summer lands?
St. Peter: Sorry but they dont exist any more, we paved over them last month to make room for our new mall complex.
Pagan: then where am i supposed to go?
St. Peter: well... we cant let you into heaven so... i guess theres only one other
place i can send you. *pushes a button*
a trap door opens and the pagan falls through it into darkness
the pagan lands and when he recovers from being blinded by the sudden sunlight he is amazed that he has opened his eyes to a beautiful green area, on the hill in the distance he can see a stone circle and tehre is forests to the west and a waterfall somewhere. Coming down a nice little dirt path towards him is a courtly gentleman with horns, furry legs and cloven hooves.
he walks up to the pagan and holds out his hand.
Satan:greetings, i am satan, welcome to hell. Allow me to show you around
*takes dumbfounded pagan by the hand*
Satan: over there is the stone circle and up ahead is the pagan village and over there in the west is the forest glade where we hold our rituals. Oh and to the north is the waterfall and river, its lovely for bathing and fishing all year around.
They are walking and talking and the pagan decides that he is liking this place alot when suddenly a trap door opens in the ground beneath them and smoke and flames pour out of it as well as the echoes of tortured screams. From the sky a bunch of screaming souls falls into the pit.
The pit then closes up leaving the very bewildered pagan there.
Pagan *stuttering*: wwwhat, was that?
Satan: Oh dont mind them, their catholics, they wouldnt have it any other way.
Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have
gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and
often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance
to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child.
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercing or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats related-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local mental health center.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:04 pm
You Might be Pagan If . . .
1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire. (this one)
2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying.
3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?"
4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it.
5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing.
6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you.
7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon.
8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them.
9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice...altar...you have there." (this one)
10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by.
11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one.
12. You have friends who say they are elves. You believe them.
13. You commit blasphemy in the plural.
14. Upon dying, your first thought is, "Darn it, not AGAIN."
15. When you say "Mother Nature," you don't mean it in an anthropomorphic way.
16. Gaia is NOT the lady on Captain Planet.
17. You think The Mists of Avalon should be a religious text. You use it as such. (this one, though it was a really good book)
18. In Religion 100, you were disappointed because they didn't cover YOUR gods.
19. You know that there is a right way and a wrong way to draw a pentacle. You can explain the difference.
20. You've spent the last year and a half looking for a familiar.
21. You talk to trees. They talk back.
22. You know dragons and fae exist. You've seen them.
23. Painting yourself blue, spiking your hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire sounds like large amounts of fun.
24. You've seen "The Craft." You know where they were making stuff up in "The Craft." You have explained this to other people. You can do it better than they did it in "The Craft." You know it's a load of crap.
25. You understand the symbolism behind a maypole.
26. You've ever ended a phone call with "so mote it be."
27. Your children go around telling people that "the Goddess loves you."
28. You're reading this page. You understand what it's talking about. You have more to add
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:56 pm
Morganna55 Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child. -Takes drugs. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:55 pm
Aylia Morganna55 Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child. -Takes drugs. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. Its okay just about all my friends judged by that list share almost all of the qualities excluding a few.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:59 pm
Aylia Those are the only ones that don't apply to me. xd And the pin/stickers thing I'm only not counting because I don't have those quotes. xd (Some of the ones I do apply to need explaining, so if you look over them, don't judge immediately.)
*jumps on the bandwagon* I do everything but these: Quote: -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (to my knowledge, I'm not) -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Takes drugs. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
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