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 Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:42 pm
-The Real Akito Saki- ionce found maggots in my cvlarinet mouth peice...i don't know how because i had just played it.... Once a freshman tuba player stuck a lubrcated condom on an upper classmans mouth peice thats kind of weird
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:44 pm
I found a wad of paper the size of a basketball stuffed all the way down the bell of my tuba one year. No wonder it wasn't playing well.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:16 pm
I once found a mouse in a tuba... And it was still alive eek
P'S' It was not mine nor do i play the tuba.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:10 pm
The things you find in the band room are just as scary... we cleaned the band room and found an mummified mouse stuck in rock hard soda...it was grose... corse my trumpet playing brother cleaned it up.... also once i found my dogs tuggie toy in my trombone bell... stll wondering about that
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:51 pm
Found a family of rats living in a souzaphone...XDD it was hilarious cause all the girls were jumping into our arms screaming "MICE!!!" we just laughed and picked em' up by their tails and threw em' out.
Then one year this kid ran a snake through his trumept and a bunch of luges' came out the other end, it was so nasty. But he caught it all in a piece of paper and gave it to the band director...which was hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:04 pm
quite a few beads my friend put into my tuba. it was really annoying cause they made rattling noises when i played.
mold in my friends mouthpiece (it was nasty)
my BD found a dead rat in his sax once...
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:48 pm
one day in band i was playing my alto sax and there was a flapping noise coming from it. i had never heard anything like it be4 so i looked in through the bell and there was a peice of paper. i had to stick my hand down the bell to get it out! it kinda hurt cuz my hand was too big sad sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:13 pm
found like 10 reeds stuck in my clarinet.
shook them out. :/
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:34 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:59 pm
I told my Bd about some of the stuff in the thread, and he told me he once found a hamster and a bunch of cat food in his sousaphone.
He left it on the floor in his house for a couple hours.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:21 pm
I was at all county and they were out of chairs in my section. The director had me take a seat in the back by a tuba. He was fooling around with his marching horn while he was tuneing another tuba. I heard a clank and then, "Oh Sh**." He had dropped the tuner in the tuba. He tilted it up but it wouldn't fall out, so had to unscrew the bell and take it off. It took about fifteen minutes to unearth the tuner.
And one time another clarinet swallowed her reed. The director was freaking out. Evryone thought she'd choke to death, but she survived. And went through practice too. ^^
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:03 pm
I play baritone. I cleaned it out and I found $20, a pencil, sheet mucis for flute 1,a tuner and a tshirt that was from like the 80's. I spent the money to buy valve oil and i wore the tshirt.it was a good day for the baritone section.I also found 2 mouthpieces, a used reed(?, tissues and a banana.it was a really good daybecause i had forgotten my lunch and it was a great banana
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:48 am
i was coming back from camp (band camp= love) with my alto and i was just cheking everything was good in the case before i checked my suitcase (i was flying home and didn't want any of my quick fix tools confiscated) and i found a clarinet reed (my reed) and i hadn't had my clarinet with me, all the music i thought was in my suitcase, and a bra (don't ask)
in my school tenor i hve found a water bottle, my friend's sheet music "i needed somewhere to store it" he said and post its all over the inside of the bell...
in my tenor at home i have found feathers and a violin bow in the bell
and in my alto during a rehearsal for board show i have found paper towels and my friend accidentally dropped part of his cookie in it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:44 pm
I've found pop corn in my flute mmm yummy....but at band camp there was a stuffed duck stuck in a tuba so we had to take it to get it repaired...that didn't work cause it cost 150$ to get it out...so we looked at some instructions...." Suck the duck" XD heh heh
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:19 pm
In fifth grade, a spider had managed to crawl into my clarinet when I wasn't paying attention, and had made it his home. It freaked me out so bad cuz when I was putting it together during band class it felt out and I was petrified of spiders back then, so I just sat there, wide-eyed for half the class. One of my friends finally told the BD and he cleaned the spider web out and found the actual spider later [[which he then squished]] so I was able to play again, but I was still skeptical (sp?) about it. I kept thinking 'what if there's more?' and taking off the mouth piece and looking down my instrument just to make sure that there wasn't another spider crawling up.
Yeah, I miss my fifth grade self. lol
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