| How intelligent is your band director? |
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38% |
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29% |
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| could be worse |
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17% |
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| lacks the intelligence of a potato |
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14% |
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 Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:03 pm
Whenever my band director thinks we're not watching him, he'll shout "I could be naked up here!" He usually gets at least one wolf-whistle (he's sixty or so...and the kid who whistles is a guy) and occasional stripper-music (by the same kid). It does make us watch, though.
He says funny things like that quite often.
This isn't really something he said, but... One time when my brother was in band, he was trying to get the kids' attention and he stuck two pencils (the kind he usually lends out) in his nose. He didn't think much of it, but everyone had their pencils after that...
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:35 pm
"Play LOUDER! FRIGHTEN THE SMALL CHILDREN!!!"
"Come my minions.. I mean, students."
He also does a lot of LoTR quotes.
One time he yelled "Assume the position!" and a couple of the percussionist bent over.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:27 am
mrgreen I love our band director she is amazing
Before she came to our school the town was liturley embarrassed by our band but since she came we have gotten a division one every year in marching and concert she started a jazz band, all star band, and pep band we have parades just for our band.
Well any way yesterday (Friday) someone said something and then she gose "well either you spit or you swallow"....everyone in the room like 80 of us started laughing our asses off it was so hilarious! mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:25 pm
"I only date musicians."
""How many trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. On to screw it in, and one to sat 'I can do it better'"
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:09 pm
I currently can't think of any quotes our BD has made but he knows part of the dance for Soulja Boy. that was scary, but we all request it of him. XD
Though just the other day he swore when i told him that the Bass section (choir) was in the practice room that the Sax quartet was supposed to be in. that was amusing, we both were laughing for a couple of minutes after that.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:39 pm
Keizer1__1 [One Time In Band Camp] "I only date musicians." ""How many trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. On to screw it in, and one to sat 'I can do it better'"
Im a trumpet and I can put in a light bulb just fine thank you *falls off ladder*
AHHH!
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:21 pm
"Alright, who peed on the carpet?" (After finding a stain on the carpet)
"Your reed has seemed to have gone through puberty! See? The reed's voice cracked!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:42 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:45 pm
"You late everyday I write yo butt a pass
Aye cheif I'm trying to teach shh I feel like I'm at the beach
Charles Bulger get out with your non-counting self get out aye Clincy take his spot I just made Charles Bulger kick rocks " (we made a song out of that we sing it every game)
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:22 pm
Head Band Director:
"Shake and Bake!" - Our encouragement when we were about to perform our shows.
"You guys need to pay attention, it's like, a couple people over there are talking, people have books, and are actually reading them, on their stands. Pretty soon, people are going to be making out in the brass section and next thing you know 'Poof' There's going to be a baby in the band hall!" ((mind you, there are no girls in the brass section during 4th period. When my friends told me what Mr. Mac had said I burst out laughing)
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:41 pm
I love my band director, she's really funny.
-"Finger and blow!!"
-"Wow, you guys look like the chickens you see following ducks at the park!"
There are a lot of others that I can't think of right now. She zipped up one of my friends' bondage pants so he couldn't march... he didn't even feel it until he went to step off. XD
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:02 am
Stuff band directors said
"Part my hair," as in play loud...the guys hair was so gelled it was ridiculous.
"Walk it out," as in back to our former spots.
Stupid stuff about the directors
We call one director KDawg...teehee
One is bald...yeah just imagine
There was one time some important football guy wanted some drums to play for a rally. This was the conversation he had with our head director.
Stupid football guy We want a few drums to do those dance things that you do at football games
KDawg Cadences?
Stupid football guy Yeah, yeah, the ones that go boom boom boom
KDawg I think that's our bass drum.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:03 am
well, here's some that i've made in my year of teaching. ps- being a band director rocks! pirate pirate
"Sorry folks! we were going to move on, but because 'Little Johnny Screw-around' decided not to count we have to do it again!"
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"500! yes, 500 push ups for making jokes about my mom! that's the price you pay!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:07 am
It was so funny.
One during a music rehearsal, he stopped and looked at the clarinets and shouted "You guys sounded like a bunch of diseased yaks!"
He always makes fun of this one drummer. Like, a couple of times he didn't know what piece we were playing HALF WAY THROUGH THE SONG. So my director makes sure he'll never forget it. XD
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