
WANT AD - Personals
LOOKING FOR: A sexy stud to put the wild oats back in my bland oatmeal
A BIT ABOUT ME: I'm single, 4 years old, only been mated once but he left me five minutes after he was done. I love the adventure of running in the fields at night, searching for that elusive pile of golden hay. I have no foals, so you needn't worry about being strapped down to a post somewhere with a grazing female who only cares about the fact that you don't eat all her grass.
I'M YOUR DREAM DATE - call me - oh, I don't have a phone - OK, well just neigh three times near the pasture a few farms down - I'll get the message
Sorry, couldn't resist...she's hot isn't she, Grumpy?
biggrin LOL. A little fun will cheer him up!
Ticket for me please