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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:22 pm
Keziah Rose Scratillion2 Keziah Rose Scratillion2 Blind Guardian the 2nd I don't recall any of the horsemen being named "Nagging". They can't possibly be women. Due Notice: The following comment is made in complete jest. If there's a problem... Tough s**t, deal with it. Horsewomen sounds right. Apocalypse and all... It follows the same comments as if there were a female president, we'd have a war every 28 days or so. stressed LIES! We ALL know that if we had a woman president, there would be NO wars. Just passive-aggressiveness until finally we would all ban together and socially oust all men. 3nodding (I hate having to say that I'm just continuing the joke... neutral ) And by socially ousting us, the times will get worse, more lonely women and men, depression, and you see half the western seaboard have a rash of hangings and the murder of small children and animals. Epic fail. You obviously haven't met my family. rofl Would we get an island or booted out, or killed? Bah... screw it, I'll just go to Japan or Italy or something... Maybe Canada or Australia.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:08 pm
LoBo_23 Keziah Rose Scratillion2 Keziah Rose Scratillion2 Due Notice: The following comment is made in complete jest. If there's a problem... Tough s**t, deal with it. Horsewomen sounds right. Apocalypse and all... It follows the same comments as if there were a female president, we'd have a war every 28 days or so. stressed LIES! We ALL know that if we had a woman president, there would be NO wars. Just passive-aggressiveness until finally we would all ban together and socially oust all men. 3nodding (I hate having to say that I'm just continuing the joke... neutral ) And by socially ousting us, the times will get worse, more lonely women and men, depression, and you see half the western seaboard have a rash of hangings and the murder of small children and animals. Epic fail. You obviously haven't met my family. rofl Would we get an island or booted out, or killed? Bah... screw it, I'll just go to Japan or Italy or something... Maybe Canada or Australia. Throw all the women back into the Amazon, and we control the rest. FTW.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:26 pm
If we really want to win the War on Terror then we should just have a woman for president. It would piss the Islamic fundamentalists off so much that they'd be blowing up left and right. The Middle East would be like a big ******** bag of popcorn.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:42 pm
Obscurus If we really want to win the War on Terror then we should just have a woman for president. It would piss the Islamic fundamentalists off so much that they'd be blowing up left and right. The Middle East would be like a big ******** bag of popcorn. Interesting theory, but what of their targets; us. We'd be going boom too. Not to mention I'd be in the electric chair for assassinating Clinton if it were her.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:37 pm
Scratillion2 Obscurus If we really want to win the War on Terror then we should just have a woman for president. It would piss the Islamic fundamentalists off so much that they'd be blowing up left and right. The Middle East would be like a big ******** bag of popcorn. Interesting theory, but what of their targets; us. We'd be going boom too. Not to mention I'd be in the electric chair for assassinating Clinton if it were her.*votes for clinton* Whaaaaattttt? We haven't had a good assassination in a loooonnggg time....entertain me.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:55 pm
[BlkCat] Scratillion2 Obscurus If we really want to win the War on Terror then we should just have a woman for president. It would piss the Islamic fundamentalists off so much that they'd be blowing up left and right. The Middle East would be like a big ******** bag of popcorn. Interesting theory, but what of their targets; us. We'd be going boom too. Not to mention I'd be in the electric chair for assassinating Clinton if it were her.*votes for clinton* Whaaaaattttt? We haven't had a good assassination in a loooonnggg time....entertain me. Actually, I should rephrase that... Assassinations are usually held for those of importance. Straight out homicide it is.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:55 pm
Scratillion2 Obscurus If we really want to win the War on Terror then we should just have a woman for president. It would piss the Islamic fundamentalists off so much that they'd be blowing up left and right. The Middle East would be like a big ******** bag of popcorn. Interesting theory, but what of their targets; us. We'd be going boom too. Not to mention I'd be in the electric chair for assassinating Clinton if it were her. She's a pawn. Once she pisses off enough islams to start another war. Then she's assassinated when they're done with her. A twist.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:03 pm
All of this talk of assassination reminds me that I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE and I HAVE NO PART IN YOUR PLOT.
Just in case any government agencies might be watching. >.>
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:10 pm
Obscurus All of this talk of assassination reminds me that I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE and I HAVE NO PART IN YOUR PLOT. Just in case any government agencies might be watching. >.>I love how the bold capital letters are the deterrent to any FBI probes just so set to watching a guild testing in the taboo. If that were the case, I bet the FBI and CIA are sitting there, taking bets on when it'll happen. Good for them.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:16 pm
Shh...They're listening. We have to talk very quietly. There may be microphones.
It's the Russians again. Hildog's secretly a Russian. Everyone thinks it's the Islamic terror cells that we have to watch out for, but it's all a ploy created by the Russians to distract us from their true motive: they want to steal Methuselah, the oldest living tree (and organism) ever documented. They want it so they can make Putin a hat. But we must protect Methuselah. We must--Wait...is that...Is that mustard gas I smell? What? Ahh, my eyes! THEY"RE BURNING. YOU CHEAP RUSSIAN BASTARDS, WHO THE HELL USES MUSTARD GAS ANYMORE? JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS W...
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:26 pm
its the goverment.. they know everything xD
(the snuke xD)
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:25 pm
DrasBrisingr Shh...They're listening. We have to talk very quietly. There may be microphones. It's the Russians again. Hildog's secretly a Russian. Everyone thinks it's the Islamic terror cells that we have to watch out for, but it's all a ploy created by the Russians to distract us from their true motive: they want to steal Methuselah, the oldest living tree (and organism) ever documented. They want it so they can make Putin a hat. But we must protect Methuselah. We must--Wait...is that...Is that mustard gas I smell? What? Ahh, my eyes! THEY"RE BURNING. YOU CHEAP RUSSIAN BASTARDS, WHO THE HELL USES MUSTARD GAS ANYMORE? JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS W... Way to take one for the team. MikeeBoi1029 its the goverment.. they know everything xD 1. It's our government. They know nothing. 2. The only true knowledge is knowing that you actually know nothing. 3. That means our government knows everything.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:49 pm
Oh, whos the philosopher thats involved in the whole:
Philosopher: "I'm ignorant." First observeres: "He said hes ignorant, so he must be." Second observeres: "Hes not, otherwise he wouldn't know he ignorant." Third observer (a philospher too): "He is, because we are all truely ignorant."
Its like...damn, whats his name!?
Anyways, does anyone remember the name of that program that Bush (or atleast is close associates) said was only for monitoring foreign information travelling into America incase terrorists may be making plans. But it turnes out they're using it to monitor every information transfer (txt messages, msn, forums, etc) for anything suspicious.
Mmm, big brother conspiracy ideas. But seriously, the program thats being used had a cool name and was pretty cool when the layers it worked on were explained.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:00 pm
I saw a program that talked about it just the other day... but I forgot its name. gonk Link
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:04 pm
Dorian Requiem Oh, whos the philosopher thats involved in the whole: Philosopher: "I'm ignorant." First observeres: "He said hes ignorant, so he must be." Second observeres: "Hes not, otherwise he wouldn't know he ignorant." Third observer (a philospher too): "He is, because we are all truely ignorant." Its like...damn, whats his name!? Anyways, does anyone remember the name of that program that Bush (or atleast is close associates) said was only for monitoring foreign information travelling into America incase terrorists may be making plans. But it turnes out they're using it to monitor every information transfer (txt messages, msn, forums, etc) for anything suspicious. Mmm, big brother conspiracy ideas. But seriously, the program thats being used had a cool name and was pretty cool when the layers it worked on were explained. Patriot act?
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