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 Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:22 am
Holy WOW!!!! You people crack me up!!! rofl heart Unfortunately, I have nothing to add. u_u Oh wait!!!!
Erik the cosmotologist!!
Erik:*trying to be cheery and sell stuff* Now, I just know that you're a late autmn and you like spring but the colors simply don't work with your complexion!
Customer: Er... I just wanted free samples...
Erik: But you just HAVE to let me do your hair!! It's so beautiful and curly and......*weeps uncontrollably* CHRISTINE WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Customer: o_O; *slowly inches away*
Raoul the new Brawy Paper Towels Man!!!!!!!!!!!
Raoul: *in muscle suit* *tries to be sexy* Get new Brawy Double Strength Paper Towels!!!
Director: No! No, no, NO!!! You aren't sexy enough!!!
Raoul: *tries again* *feeble attempt at a suave voice* New Brawy Double Strength Paper Towels! They can handle anything!
Director: *sobbing* AUGH!! You make me want to rip my ears off!!! I'm calling the other guy!!
Erik (a.k.a. The Other Guy): *walks in* You said you had trouble with your model and you....*sees Raoul* o_O
Raoul: OH SWEET LORD! NOT YOU!!!!!!!! *runs*
I don't know....Somehow I can just see Raoul doing a poor immitation of Sean Connery voice suave-ness...
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:53 am
Raoul... The Pet Shop Owner
Person: What kind of dog is this?
Raoul: Oh its uh... ::Blanks out:: Its that tacobell dog thing. Hes very friendly. ::he goes to pick it up and the dog latches on to his hand:: OH MY GOD MY HAND! MY SEXY HAND!
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:24 pm
Phantom of Music Erik the Chorus Instructor Chorus: -sings- Erik: -winces at the one kid who's off- Chorus: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(incredibly 80's music) Erik: Oo; Soloist: In sleep he saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang to meEEEEeeeeeeeEEEE in dreams heeeeee caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame (band: dun dun!) That voice which calls to meeeeeeeeeeee and ssssspeeeeeaks me naaaaaaaaaaaaaame! AAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAnd do I drEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEam ag------ Erik: NO! NO! NOOOOOO! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! -punjabs the chorus- Me: -walks out with her hall pass for being late- O.O OMG! AH! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! -puts hand at level of meh eyes- Meep. Erik: Sing! Now, or you fail! Me: Oh s**t...((Mind you, I'm a soloist in school...-sigh-)) Erik: Sing. Me: -warms up and sings- Erik: -drops his punjab and cup of coffee- Christine! Me: Damnit! NO! -runs- Erik: Come back my angel of musiiiiiiiic!
Here's my shot at this:
Carlotta: The Silent Role...
Christine: *sings "Queen of the Night" Aria from "The Magic Flute"*
Carlotta: *thinking* I can do better than that! mad
Christine: *Continues to sing, hits the High F sharp perfectly*
Carlotta: *thinking* She has nothing of a range... evil
Christine: *Continues to sing*
Carlotta: *Interrupts and finally blows her top* stressed stressed YOU ARE A HAS BEEN YOU WITCH!!!!!! *Hyperventilates*
Christine:......WTF?? Erik, Dearie!
Erik: *Punjabs Carlotta*
Christine: *Sighs* What a man...
Meg:..... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:37 pm
Ooh! I got one! I got one!
Carlotta: The Soup Kitchen Worker
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:24 pm
Carlotta: Suicide Hotline Volunteer
Caller: . . . And that's why life isn't worth living anymore! WAAAAAAH! crying
Carlotta: Right-a plan, wrong-a victim, hun. Instead of-a poisoning yourself-a, you kill-a that-a little-a wretch who stole your-a spot-a-light-a, I-a mean-a boyfriend! twisted
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:48 pm
Piangi- The next success story form Atkins.
Erik- What Not to Wear/Extreme Makeover COntestant
Raoul- Not being hanged by Erik
Christine- A-List Porn Star
Carlotta- Molly Ringwald's character in Sixteen Candles.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:53 pm
Raoul: Okay, got the girl, got out of the "villain's" evil grasp alive...WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE MY SEXY SELF?!!! gonk
Christine: Because you're an a*****e.
Raoul: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:10 pm
O.O Ohmygod! Magic Flute! <333
Erik as- The (not so)Terrible Guardian of the Gates! <3 ^^ Dragon ish totally the best. O.O Or! OR! PAPAGINO! >>; I think that's how you spell it, anyways...
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:10 pm
Erik, the next Koolaid comercial:
Koolaid man: *Bursts through Phantom's wall* OH YEAH!
Erik: (In the middle of hanging Raoul) Oh yeah? You should be saying "oh no"! "Oh no, look what I've done to this poor man's wall, I let the mob in!" You better fix that wall before Christine gets back!
(Dane Cook sweatdrop )
Raoul, the mechanic/plummer:
Customer: Yeah... so, this pipe needs to be fixed right here and-
Raoul: eeeeeeeeeeew! Thats like... in the sewer...
Customer:... Its under my kitchen sink... eek
Raoul: I cant do it! Its so small and like... icky!
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:30 pm
I loved the Kool-aid one. This one probably came from my fascination with Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, but:
Erik as Jack Skellington.
Erik: (singing on the spiral hill) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow--- (cuts off his singing) "Began"? My soul has been empty since I was born! Oh, how I long for love---for Christine! There is the emptiness that rests---rest, deep inside of my bones! Oh, Christine!
Henry Selick (otherwise known as the director): Cut! Erik, we can't keep doing this. You got the emptiness part right, but you're love for Sally---er, Christine---doesn't come until the end!
Erik: But---!
Selick: I know you can do it. You have the emotion down right, but just keep those outbursts under control. All right, quiet on the set!
Erik: But---!
Selick: From the top! Going up the spiral hill!
Erik: But---!
Selick: And action!
Erik: But---oh, never mind! (he goes to sing again) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there, far from my home, a longing that I've never known...oh, Christine!
Selick: Cut! That was almost perfect, Erik, but---"oh, Christine" isn't in the song.
Erik: (pulls out the punjab lasso)
Selick: I mean, it wasn't in the song before---what a wonderful addition!
Erik: (smile)
Selick: (whispering to a member of the sound crew) We'll just cut that out when we edit. (out loud) All right, starting with "I'm the Master of Fright." Quiet on the set...!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:32 am
blaugh Thats awesome Nightmare1! (Nightmare Before X-Mas rocks!)
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:28 pm
How'd I know you'd throw out an NMBC one? That was great, though! "Sally---er, Christine---doesn't come until the end!" xd
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:29 pm
K-Mage blaugh Thats awesome Nightmare1! (Nightmare Before X-Mas rocks!) ^ ^ It is my favorite movie. Phantom of the Opera is in close seconds. Harls How'd I know you'd throw out an NMBC one? That was great, though! "Sally---er, Christine---doesn't come until the end!" xd I saw the Batman one. Somehow I expected it of you, so consider us even.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:03 pm
Nightmare1 I loved the Kool-aid one. This one probably came from my fascination with Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, but: Erik as Jack Skellington. Erik: ( singing on the spiral hill) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow--- ( cuts off his singing) "Began"? My soul has been empty since I was born! Oh, how I long for love---for Christine! There is the emptiness that rests---rest, deep inside of my bones! Oh, Christine! Henry Selick (otherwise known as the director): Cut! Erik, we can't keep doing this. You got the emptiness part right, but you're love for Sally---er, Christine---doesn't come until the end! Erik: But---! Selick: I know you can do it. You have the emotion down right, but just keep those outbursts under control. All right, quiet on the set! Erik: But---! Selick: From the top! Going up the spiral hill! Erik: But---! Selick: And action! Erik: But---oh, never mind! ( he goes to sing again) Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there, far from my home, a longing that I've never known...oh, Christine! Selick: Cut! That was almost perfect, Erik, but---"oh, Christine" isn't in the song. Erik: ( pulls out the punjab lasso) Selick: I mean, it wasn't in the song before---what a wonderful addition! Erik: ( smile) Selick: ( whispering to a member of the sound crew) We'll just cut that out when we edit. ( out loud) All right, starting with "I'm the Master of Fright." Quiet on the set...!
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:02 pm
Erik the guidance councelor
Student: Yeah, you know I really like helping people so I'd like to go into the medical field. I have the grades too, I mean what school won't appericate a straight A+ student!
Erik: I see...well I'm going to recomend the music field. Tell me, how's your singing?
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