Scene: (Inuyasha is fighting it out with Seshoumaru for the uptillienth time. Shippo and Miroku are whispering to each other.)
Shippo: (Whispering to Miroku) Why are we here again? We don't do any fighting. And we're not in any of the major love triangles.
Miorku: (Whispering back to Shippo) Well, the way I see it. You're the comic relief and I'm the eye candy.
Shippo: (Whispering to Miroku) But... I thought that Inuyasha was the eye candy. And Seshoumaru and Kouga and what about-
Miroku: (Harshly, whispering to Shippo) No, no! Trust me! I'm the major one. Top dog if you will.
Shippo: (Whispering to Miroku) But aren't Inuyasha and Sessho-
Miroku: (Harshly whispering to Shippo) No, they're not!
Shippo: They're not Dog Demons?!
Miroku: No, no that's not what I- (Falls unconscious)
Inuyasha: Top dog my a**! (Rubs his fist before crossing his arms across his chest)
Sesshoumaru: (Stalks over, runs his fingers through his hair then places a hand on Inuyasha's shoulder) Ahem?! Are you implying that you're top dog?
Inuyahsa: (Hits Sesshoumaru's hand off) And what if I am?!
Sesshoumaru: (Smirks) Then you're stupider than I thought you were. (Throws a sexy look at the camera) 'Cause everyone knows that I'm the top dog around here.
Inuyasha: (Glares at his half-brother) I'll show you! (Swears at him and draws his Tetsusaiga) You're goin' down!
Sesshoumaru: (Draws Toukijin) Yeah, right!
Shippo: (Thinking to himself) They're all crazy! Everyone knows that the ladies like Foxes better than Dogs or Wolves anyday! Silly little monks don't even stand a chance. (Smiles to himself then says aloud) I am the one sleeping with Kagome after all!
Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: (Turn glaring at Shippo) What did you say?!
Shippo: (Stepping away) Oops! Heh heh heh... (Swallows hard) My bad...
Scene: (Miroku is lying unconscious on the ground. While Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru chase after Shippo as he runs as fast as his little fox legs will go)
