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 Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:57 pm
Scratillion2 Obscurus Scratillion2 Southern Tent Revival Meetings... That or televangelism. Maybe with a religious degree of some kind, but a philosophy degree isn't giving many options. Unless you can make a living sitting in a coffee house and discussing the meaning of life with a bunch of stoners. That's why I opted to pursue alchemy. It's *way* more useful. rofl Who ever needed a degree to become a televangelist? You just need to be loud, obnoxious, able to inspire, and love slapping people while screaming "FOUL DEMON BEGONE!" Excellent point. You got to admit that it helps if you're an actual minister that's been to the seminary though.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:07 pm
Obscurus Scratillion2 Obscurus Scratillion2 Southern Tent Revival Meetings... That or televangelism. Maybe with a religious degree of some kind, but a philosophy degree isn't giving many options. Unless you can make a living sitting in a coffee house and discussing the meaning of life with a bunch of stoners. That's why I opted to pursue alchemy. It's *way* more useful. rofl Who ever needed a degree to become a televangelist? You just need to be loud, obnoxious, able to inspire, and love slapping people while screaming "FOUL DEMON BEGONE!" Excellent point. You got to admit that it helps if you're an actual minister that's been to the seminary though. Now I can only imagine a electrical appliance televangelist... Slapping vacuum cleaners on cable tv...
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:09 pm
Scratillion2 Obscurus Scratillion2 Obscurus Scratillion2 Southern Tent Revival Meetings... That or televangelism. Maybe with a religious degree of some kind, but a philosophy degree isn't giving many options. Unless you can make a living sitting in a coffee house and discussing the meaning of life with a bunch of stoners. That's why I opted to pursue alchemy. It's *way* more useful. rofl Who ever needed a degree to become a televangelist? You just need to be loud, obnoxious, able to inspire, and love slapping people while screaming "FOUL DEMON BEGONE!" Excellent point. You got to admit that it helps if you're an actual minister that's been to the seminary though. Now I can only imagine a electrical appliance televangelist... Slapping vacuum cleaners on cable tv... A televangelist that preaches the gospel and *sells* vacuum cleaners in a late-night infomercial.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:15 pm
Obscurus Scratillion2 Obscurus Scratillion2 Obscurus Scratillion2 Southern Tent Revival Meetings... That or televangelism. Maybe with a religious degree of some kind, but a philosophy degree isn't giving many options. Unless you can make a living sitting in a coffee house and discussing the meaning of life with a bunch of stoners. That's why I opted to pursue alchemy. It's *way* more useful. rofl Who ever needed a degree to become a televangelist? You just need to be loud, obnoxious, able to inspire, and love slapping people while screaming "FOUL DEMON BEGONE!" Excellent point. You got to admit that it helps if you're an actual minister that's been to the seminary though. Now I can only imagine a electrical appliance televangelist... Slapping vacuum cleaners on cable tv... A televangelist that preaches the gospel and *sells* vacuum cleaners in a late-night infomercial. So crazy, it could work! We'll make millions! -wrings hands and cackles- He must expel the demons first. Then he sells!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:22 pm
Exorcise the demons from the vacuum cleaners while accepting donations, then sell the purged vacuum cleaners. What God-fearing Christian wouldn't want an exorcised vacuum cleaner? Clean! The power of Christ compels you!
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