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 Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:15 am
Santa beats dieting because he only cares for spreading Christmas joy and doesn't care about expanded waistlines. C:
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:46 am
The elves beat santa because when they go on strike, he cant give out presents.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:47 am
(I had to take it, sry)
The cybernetic ghost of christmas past beats the elves because he makes their blood run down the walls of houses
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:07 am
Exorcism defeats the cybernetic ghost of Christmas past because it only takes a few Latin phrases and a couple of "May the power of Christ compels you" then bye-bye ghost.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:26 am
Satan beats the exorsim "the power of christ compells you" s**t. Because Satan is the most fatheful of angels.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:10 pm
Baptism defeats Satan, because if you're baptized, he can't get you.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:05 pm
Drought defeats baptism, because if there's no water, you can't be baptized.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:50 pm
Most obvious... RAIN defeats drought... Just by sheer fact of the definition. wink
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:37 pm
The desert defeats rain, because there are no large bodies of water, so there is no evaporation, so clouds don't gather and there is no rain.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:51 pm
A camel defeats the desert, since they don't need rain 'cause they store water in their humps.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:56 pm
An offroad vehicle beats a camel because it is a faster way to cross the dessert and you can just throw waters in the back instead of taking a little canteen thing. O:
biggrin DD
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:58 pm
No gas means the offroad vehicle is useless.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:04 pm
Superman beats no gas because he can just fly to work.
Even though Batman is so much better. . .
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:51 pm
Gas beats superman, because it makes his cape fly up in an uncomfortable way at the worst times.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:22 pm
Saddam Hussein beats gas when he lights all the oil wells on fire.
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