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 Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:51 am
I mean old funny classics that not many people of our generation know about, but we do cause we're spoony! XD
Eli: My name is Charles Dickens.
Arcel: And my name is Arcel... wait a second! You're not Charles Dickens!
Eli: I am too!
Arcel: No! A fate seeing boy who hangs out with papermaster's in training?
Eli: Absolutely!
Arcel: Charles Dickens was a 19th Century novelist! A genius!
Eli: Oh, you're too kind.
Eli: I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand!
Arcel: Prove it!
Eli: Okay.
[turns around and holds his arm out]
Eli: There's a mole on my thumb, and a scar on my wrist, from when I fell of my bicycle!
Arcel: [shaking his head] No, no, no, don't tell us your hand, tell us the story!
Eli: I am here to tell the story.
Arcel: And I am here for the food.
ND: If you please Mr. Danneh, it's gotten colder and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire.
Super Danny: All of your pens have turned to inkcicles.
FYOD: Our assets are frozen.
Danneh: How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?
All the Danny's: [singing] HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun...
[the shelf has collapsed]
Lynn: I've been meaning to fix that shelf.
Danneh: ND, I've had my fill of this.
Degona: And I have had my fill of you, Danneh.
Danneh: And therefore, ND...
Degona: And therefore, you can leave this house at once.
Danneh: And therefore, I'm about to raise your salary!
Degona: Ooh, and I am about to raise you right off the pavement...
~Muppet Christmas Carol! ^o^
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:02 pm
I'm putting this in Xing the lines and not the other cause I KNOW these fit....
Enjoy What is this Feeling from Wicked sung by Degona and Danrie! ^o^
DANRIE:
WHAT IS THIS FEELING
SO SUDDEN AND NEW?
DEGONA:
I FELT THE MOMENT
I LAID EYES ON YOU ...
DANRIE:
MY PULSE IS RUSHING ...
DEGONA:
MY HEAD IS REELING ...
DANRIE:
MY FACE IS FLUSHING ...
BOTH:
WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
FERVID AS A FLAME
DOES IT HAVE A NAME?
YES!:
LOATHING
UNADULTERATED LOATHING ...
DANRIE:
FOR YOUR FACE...
DEGONA:
YOUR VOICE ...
DANRIE:
YOUR CLOTHING ...
BOTH:
LET'S JUST SAY -- I LOATHE IT ALL!
EV'RY LITTLE TRAIT, HOWEVER SMALL
MAKES MY VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAWL
WITH SIMPLE UTTER LOATHING
THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARATION
IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION
IT'S SO PURE! SO STRONG!
THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST
STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST
AND I WILL BE LOATHING
LOATHING YOU
MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
ECC:
DEAR DANRIE, YOU ARE JUST TOO GOOD!
HOW DO YOU STAND IT? I DON'T THINK I COULD!
SHE'S A TERROR! SHE'S A TARTAR!
WE DON'T MEAN TO SHOW A BIAS
BUT DANRIE YOU'RE A MARTYR!
DANRIE:
WELL ... THESE THINGS ARE SENT TO TRY US!
ECC:
POOR DANRIE, FORCED TO RESIDE
WITH SOMEONE SO DISGUSTICIFIED
WE JUST WANT TO TELL YOU:
WE'RE ALL ON YOUR SIDE!
WE SHARE YOUR ...
DEGONA AND DANRIE:
WHAT IS THIS FEELING
SO SUDDEN AND NEW?
I FELT THE MOMENT
I LAID EYES ON YOU
MY PULSE IS RUSHING
MY HEAD IS REELING
OH, WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
DOES IT HAVE A NAME?
YES …
ECC:
LOATHING
UNADULTERATED LOATHING
FOR HER FACE, HER VOICE
HER CLOTHING
LET'S JUST SAY:
WE LOATHE IT ALL!
EV'RY LITTLE TRAIT
HOWEVER SMALL
MAKES OUR VERY FLESH
BEGIN TO CRAWL …
ALL:
AHHH …
LOATHING!
GALINDA AND ELPHABA:
THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARATION
IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION
SO PURE, SO STRONG!
ECC:
SO STRONG!
DANRIE AND DEGONA:
THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST
STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST ALL
AND I WILL BE LOATHING
FOR FOREVER LOATHING
TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOU LOATHING YOU
FOR MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
ECC:
UNADULTERATED LOATHING
DEGONA: BOO!
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:34 am
redpoet2 I'm putting this in Xing the lines and not the other cause I KNOW these fit.... Enjoy What is this Feeling from Wicked sung by Degona and Danrie! ^o^ DANRIE: WHAT IS THIS FEELING SO SUDDEN AND NEW? DEGONA: I FELT THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU ... DANRIE: MY PULSE IS RUSHING ... DEGONA: MY HEAD IS REELING ... DANRIE: MY FACE IS FLUSHING ... BOTH: WHAT IS THIS FEELING? FERVID AS A FLAME DOES IT HAVE A NAME? YES!: LOATHING UNADULTERATED LOATHING ... DANRIE: FOR YOUR FACE... DEGONA: YOUR VOICE ... DANRIE: YOUR CLOTHING ... BOTH: LET'S JUST SAY -- I LOATHE IT ALL! EV'RY LITTLE TRAIT, HOWEVER SMALL MAKES MY VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAWL WITH SIMPLE UTTER LOATHING THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARATION IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION IT'S SO PURE! SO STRONG! THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST AND I WILL BE LOATHING LOATHING YOU MY WHOLE LIFE LONG! ECC: DEAR DANRIE, YOU ARE JUST TOO GOOD! HOW DO YOU STAND IT? I DON'T THINK I COULD! SHE'S A TERROR! SHE'S A TARTAR! WE DON'T MEAN TO SHOW A BIAS BUT DANRIE YOU'RE A MARTYR! DANRIE: WELL ... THESE THINGS ARE SENT TO TRY US! ECC: POOR DANRIE, FORCED TO RESIDE WITH SOMEONE SO DISGUSTICIFIED WE JUST WANT TO TELL YOU: WE'RE ALL ON YOUR SIDE! WE SHARE YOUR ... DEGONA AND DANRIE: WHAT IS THIS FEELING SO SUDDEN AND NEW? I FELT THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU MY PULSE IS RUSHING MY HEAD IS REELING OH, WHAT IS THIS FEELING? DOES IT HAVE A NAME? YES … ECC: LOATHING UNADULTERATED LOATHING FOR HER FACE, HER VOICE HER CLOTHING LET'S JUST SAY: WE LOATHE IT ALL! EV'RY LITTLE TRAIT HOWEVER SMALL MAKES OUR VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAWL … ALL: AHHH … LOATHING! GALINDA AND ELPHABA: THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARATION IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION SO PURE, SO STRONG! ECC: SO STRONG! DANRIE AND DEGONA: THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST ALL AND I WILL BE LOATHING FOR FOREVER LOATHING TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOU LOATHING YOU FOR MY WHOLE LIFE LONG! ECC: UNADULTERATED LOATHING DEGONA: BOO! .......That is just too perfect for them! rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:53 pm
StrixMoonwing redpoet2 DANRIE AND DEGONA: THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST ALL AND I WILL BE LOATHING FOR FOREVER LOATHING TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOU LOATHING YOU FOR MY WHOLE LIFE LONG! .......That is just too perfect for them! rofl rofl rofl rofl I know! I did a picture to these lyrics, and if I ever get a scanner, I'll let you all see! o3o Bare in mind, I was in a spaced mood when I made the pic, and instead of the last word "LONG" I wrote "through". Yes, it fits, but not the right lyrics. -punnishes self- I actually have a bunch of ECC photos, two Danrie/Degona hatred pics. ^o^
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:04 pm
redpoet2 StrixMoonwing redpoet2 DANRIE AND DEGONA: THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST ALL AND I WILL BE LOATHING FOR FOREVER LOATHING TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOU LOATHING YOU FOR MY WHOLE LIFE LONG! .......That is just too perfect for them! rofl rofl rofl rofl I know! I did a picture to these lyrics, and if I ever get a scanner, I'll let you all see! o3o Bare in mind, I was in a spaced mood when I made the pic, and instead of the last word "LONG" I wrote "through". Yes, it fits, but not the right lyrics. -punnishes self- I actually have a bunch of ECC photos, two Danrie/Degona hatred pics. ^o^ Awww, I want to see them so bad!^^ Try going to a local library. They usually have a scanner you can use.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:58 am
StrixMoonwing redpoet2 StrixMoonwing redpoet2 DANRIE AND DEGONA: THOUGH I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST ALL AND I WILL BE LOATHING FOR FOREVER LOATHING TRULY, DEEPLY LOATHING YOU LOATHING YOU FOR MY WHOLE LIFE LONG! .......That is just too perfect for them! rofl rofl rofl rofl I know! I did a picture to these lyrics, and if I ever get a scanner, I'll let you all see! o3o Bare in mind, I was in a spaced mood when I made the pic, and instead of the last word "LONG" I wrote "through". Yes, it fits, but not the right lyrics. -punnishes self- I actually have a bunch of ECC photos, two Danrie/Degona hatred pics. ^o^ Awww, I want to see them so bad!^^ Try going to a local library. They usually have a scanner you can use. Or, if you can get the lighting right, you can take a picture of your picture, and it'll come out in pretty decent quality.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:24 pm
I just saw National Treassure Book of Secrets! ^^
Destiny: [underground in the Hall of Records in Mt. Rushmore] Eli, what do see?
Eli: [balancing on the giant over turned engraved slab, looking down at an open grave] Death and despair! Mostly death. Uh, I mean a little despair, the last few seconds. But then a hard, sudden death.
Agent: Destiny is on the news again.
Clockwork: What did she find now, Atlantis?
Eli: My first felony.
Degona: Take it from the best. You're a natural.
Lynn: [about the book she is reading] This doesn't make any sense.
Dan: [beat] As if these clues ever do.
Danielle: [Degona is reaching into a rock] Wait, Degona, that could be a horrible trap.
[She begins screaming in pain, everyone else recoils]
Degona: [laughing] Sorry, I couldn't resist.
[Degona is trying to find her friend]
Girl: [storming out of office] I HATE her!
Dan: This is the right place.
Lynn: The Statue of Liberty! But which one?
Dan: Exactly. Wait is there more than one?
US President: Did you look at page 47?
Destiny: Oh, yes. Life altering.
[Destiny and the President start to walk off together]
Lynn: Page 47? You're talking about the book!
US President: What book?
Destiny: [as she's taking off his diving suit to reveal her dress] One day, I going to wear this to a party where I'm actually *invited*!
Palace Guard: [To Degona] Mam, please dismount the banister.
Degona: [while trying to convince them of a conspiracy theory] Destiny, if it were you trying to convince me, you'd have less evidence and I'd already believe you by now.
Destiny: [running to the left front door of a car] I'll drive. [gets in the car and sees no steering wheel]
Degona: [getting into the right side] We're in England. [puts car in drive and drives off]
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:53 am
I was talking with Danielle and Trish yesterday, and Hellboy was mentioned, which made me get all excited, one because they are making a Hellboy 2, and B, because I wanted to do some Xing the lines. ^^
Oh, XD And cause I wanted to use Arcel as the normal guy, pretend he;s never met ANYONE, encluding Danielle. I know, I said PRETEND
Clockwork: [Talking about his charges] In the absence of light, darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night, Agent Arcel. Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who bump back.
Clockwork: Unique. That is a word you will hear frequently around here.
Lynn: So you met the fate guy, right?
Arcel: Oh, yeah. That was weird.
Lynn: [unimpressed] Yeah, right. Well, come on in. Meet the rest of the family.
[Lynn's taking Arcel to meet the three girls. The first is Danielle]
Lynn: [opens door and 3 cats run out] She likes Cats. [He looks in her room, which is a cat paradise]
Arcel: I can see that.
Arcel: Are you sure about this?
Destiny: On a scale of one to ten, two.
Danneh: [to Degona] Didn't I kill you already?
[This was actually Hellboy talking to a creature, but I thought it fit like this considering all the times Danneh tried to kill Degona and failed]
Eli: [about his Rubik's Cube] Listen, I'm not much of a problem solver. Three decades... and I've only completed two sides.
ND: [all bruised and bloody] I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things. One: I'll always look this good.
[Degona laughs]
ND: Two: I'll never give up on you... ever.
Degona: I like that.
ND: Good.
Degona: [to Arcel as she ignites her powers] You should be running.
Degona: [after electricuting a creature] I'm fireproof, you're not.
ND: [writing a poem to Degona] Hey Arcel, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?
Arcel: Well, "need" is a good, solid word.
ND: Nah. Too needy.
Destiny/Degona: [seeing Danneh] Aw, crap!
Degona: [after being tossed into a solid brick wall, and concrete structure and the train tracks] I'm gonna be sore in the mornin'...
Danielle: [about tracking Danneh] Did you ever lose track of him?
Degona: Well let's see - there was that moment, when I had the train on top of my head...
Eli: If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:11 am
Lol, I just couldn't get it out of my head after writing the post for the story.xDDDDD
Clockwork: Ladies and gentlemen.....THE MAN SONG!
Danrei: He's the man! He's the man!
KD: I don't take no crap from anybody else but you! I wear the pants around here when I'm done with your laundry! Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight! When I say jump, you say yeah right! I'm the man of this house until you get home!
Degona: He's the man! He's the man!
ND: What I say around here goes right out the window! And I don't wanna hear alot of whining so I'll shut up! The sooner you learn who's boss around here, the sooner you can give me my orders, dear, cause I'm head macho around here, in my head!
Danielle: He's the man! He's the man!
Arcel: And I can have sex anytime that you want! Cause I'm a man that has needs, but they're not that important! And don't expect any flowers from me cause' if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle when you're not around!
Lynn: He's the man! He's the man!
Tucker: And I"ll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble! And I'll come home when I'm good and ready...to sleep on the couch! Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and I'm going to do what you tell me to because I'm top dog around here, but I've been neutuered!
ECC girls: They're the men! They're the men! You're the men!
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:16 am
StrixMoonwing Lol, I just couldn't get it out of my head after writing the post for the story.xDDDDD Clockwork: Ladies and gentlemen.....THE MAN SONG! Danrei: He's the man! He's the man!KD: I don't take no crap from anybody else but you! I wear the pants around here when I'm done with your laundry! Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight! When you say jump, you say yeah right! I'm the man of this house until you get home!Degona: He's the man! He's the man!ND: What I say around here goes right out the window! And I don't wanna hear alot of whining so I'll shut up! The sooner you learn who's boss around here, the sooner you can give me my orders, dear, cause I'm head macho around here, in my head!Danielle: He's the man! He's the man!Arcel: And I can have sex anytime that you want! Cause I'm a man that has needs, but they're not that important! And don't expect any flowers from me cause' if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle when you're not around!Lynn: He's the man! He's the man!Tucker: And I"ll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble! And I'll come home when I'm good and ready...to sleep on the couch! Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and I'm going to do what you tell me to because I'm top dog around here, but I've been neutuered!ECC girls: They're the men! They're the men! You're the men!XD I did this one on one of the ones that got delelted... and there is only one thing to follow up on.. The Woman Song! Danrie: I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too Oh the female sex has a lot more class unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's a** I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR Destiny: Well I am not your hooker but your still gonna pay Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon Because my body belongs to me Until I get dinner, and a movie I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check Degona: And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't fold a map And I stand behind my man So I can nag him as much as I can And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider Danielle: And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face And I don't take drugs and I don't drink booze But I am addicted to buying shoes And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:44 am
Let's pretend the Destiny, Arcel, and Degona are orphans.
Mr. Dan: ...So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Danneh, who resides right here in the city just 37 blocks away.
Arcel: I don't think that's what "closest" is supposed to mean.
Destiny: We don't know a Count Danneh.
Mr. Dan: Yes, yes, of course you do. He's either your third cousin four times removed or your forth cousin three times removed.
Degona: [subtitled baby talk] Someone's BRAIN'S been removed!
Danneh: ...And I realized I have been a bit standoffish, Shall we say. Which in this case is a big, big word meaning...
Destiny: [interrupting] Pure evil.
Danneh: .. Tough but fair. But, now that we're a family, I can be the ulll-timate DAD!
Destiny: We are very concerned.
Danneh: [to the children] You are so deceased!
[Danneh is about to enter the store, leaving the kids in the car]
Danneh: [to Destiny] Soda.
Danneh: [to Arcel] Soda.
Danneh: [to Degona] Banana.
Degona: [subtitled baby talk] Bite me.
Danneh: I must say, you are a gloomy-looking bunch. Why so glum?
Arcel: Our parents just died.
Danneh: Ah yes. How very, very tragic. Wait! Wait! Give me that line again, while it's fresh in my head.
Arcel: Our... parents just died?
Danneh: [scoffs and horror, not acting very well] Yes. Very horrible.
Degona: [in baby talk] What a schmuck!
Arcel: Aunt Daneille?
Destiny: Never heard of her...
Arcel: Don't you find it a bit odd that all of our realitives are not realated to us?
Aunt Danielle: [the children have gasped at recognizing Danneh] The black plague! Is it the black plague?
Aunt Daneille: I hate it here.
Destiny: Well, maybe, Aunt Daneille, you should think about moving.
Aunt Daneille: Oh, I could never, ever sell this house.
[pause]
Aunt Daneille: I'm terrified of realtors.
[flashback]
Realtor: Is this a bad time?
Aunt Daneille: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
~ Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:25 pm
redpoet2 StrixMoonwing Lol, I just couldn't get it out of my head after writing the post for the story.xDDDDD Clockwork: Ladies and gentlemen.....THE MAN SONG! Danrei: He's the man! He's the man!KD: I don't take no crap from anybody else but you! I wear the pants around here when I'm done with your laundry! Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight! When you say jump, you say yeah right! I'm the man of this house until you get home!Degona: He's the man! He's the man!ND: What I say around here goes right out the window! And I don't wanna hear alot of whining so I'll shut up! The sooner you learn who's boss around here, the sooner you can give me my orders, dear, cause I'm head macho around here, in my head!Danielle: He's the man! He's the man!Arcel: And I can have sex anytime that you want! Cause I'm a man that has needs, but they're not that important! And don't expect any flowers from me cause' if I'm not mistaken, you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle when you're not around!Lynn: He's the man! He's the man!Tucker: And I"ll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble! And I'll come home when I'm good and ready...to sleep on the couch! Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and I'm going to do what you tell me to because I'm top dog around here, but I've been neutuered!ECC girls: They're the men! They're the men! You're the men!XD I did this one on one of the ones that got delelted... and there is only one thing to follow up on.. The Woman Song! Danrie: I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too Oh the female sex has a lot more class unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's a** I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR Destiny: Well I am not your hooker but your still gonna pay Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon Because my body belongs to me Until I get dinner, and a movie I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check Degona: And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't fold a map And I stand behind my man So I can nag him as much as I can And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider Danielle: And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face And I don't take drugs and I don't drink booze But I am addicted to buying shoes And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business Lol, I've never heard of the women version of it. -goes to Youtube and listens- *Five Minutes Later...* rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl So funny!xD
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:30 pm
Dan/80'sD/FunD/FisherD/KD/ND: We....We've done it now. -they all stare in horror at Danrei's ruined ND plushie. It's soaked with spilled soda.-
80's Danny: You've upset the cup, Dan! We weren't involved. -FunD nods-
Dan: You idiots bumped into me! scream
Fun Danny: Well, we were chasing KD, who doesn't want us to dress him as ND.
Dan:.....As ND?
FunD/80'sD: -hold on to a struggling KD- YOu'd like to see that, right? -smirk at Dan-
Dan: Yes I would. -glares- BUT THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR THIS! AAARRGHH! scream
FisherD: I don't mind you guys horsing around, but do you have to be so loud? You might wake Danrei.
-Everyone freezes and stares at the sleeping Danrei.-
KD: -walks over to her and gently shakes her- We can't possibly fix her plushie, so yeah...let's wake her and apologize.
Dan/80's/FunD: -from behind the couch- NO! BACK AWAY!!! DON'T TOUCH HER! GET OVER HERE!!!
KD: -slides behind the couch next to the other Dannys- Okay, but why?
Dan: NO one here's seen it, but legend has it....that waking Danrei puts her in a really foul mood!
KD: Come on....Danrei? No way! sweatdrop
Dan: Just cause yo haven't seen it doesn't mean it couldn't happen!! Rumor is her favorite grandma made that ND plushie...BY HAND!! She always has it with her, so it must be very special! If we wake her and show her what's happened to ND-Chan Plushie, the ECC.....
Dan/80's/FunD: ...WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!
KD: sweatdrop Jeez....legend, rumor....it's all speculation.
Dan: Oh yeah?! Remember the Dante incident?!
80'sD: -nods- Pretty convincing, we thought.
FunD: -nods- That expression she had seemed awfully natural!
Dan: And here's the kicker! Danrei is type AB!
KD: So?
Dan: -whispers- That's the same blood time as Eli!
KD: eek eek eek -gasps in horror-
Everyone: -huddles in fear- That type....holding such power.
Eli: You guys think that makes me feel good?
Danrei: -yawns and rolls over in her sleep-
All the Ds: -stare in horror-
DAn: Think! We gotta do something before she waks up....80'S! FUN DANNY!
80's/FunD: -salutes- Yes sir!
Dan: Fire up the ECC's private cessna!
80's/FunD: Huh? gonk
Dan: Fly to Mt. Fiji and bring back a medium! WE must summon Danrei's Grandma and get her to make a new ND-Chan plushie! Take this map of Japan!
80's: Get a grip Dan! We know...
FunD: ...you're frazzled, but think of something sensible!
Dan: WAIT! Maybe we can get ND-Chan Plushie cleaned! While we try that, KD..........-grabs an ND costume-.....put on this ND suit!
KD: eek eek
80's/FunD: THAT'S BETTER! -give Dan thumbs up-
KD: ARE YOU NUTS!? I CAN'T PASS MYSELF OFF AS A ND PLUSHIE!
Dan: Look, she wakes up all bleary! She won't notice right away!
KD: THEN WHY DON'T YOU WEAR IT?!
Dan: Obviously, I wouldn't be as convincing! I ALSO WANT TO SEE YOU IN IT! -starts stuffing KD in costume-
Danrei: -slowly wakes up-
Dan: AAGH! TOO LATE! REPLACEMETN PLAN B! QUICK!!!!
Danrei: -blinks sleepily and sees a giant Dark Dan plushie-
Fun Danny: -snickers at Dan from behind couch- You have a plushie of yourself?
Dan: SSSHHHHH!
KD: -is walking around blindly in the giant ND costume- Can't see....-runs into wall-
Danrei: -stares at DArk Dan plushie and throws it to the ground-
Dan: AHHHH! MINI ME!!!!!!!!!!! gonk THAT'LL BE US NEXT! WHAT'LL WE DO? WHAT'LL WE DO?!
80's D: Oh no! She's seen ND-Chan Plushie!
Danrie: -stares at the ruined, soda-soaked ND plushie- ND-Chan....what..? -turns to face the Dannys with a death glare on her face.- HOw'd he get dirty?
80's/FunD/Dan: -screams- ND!!! ND!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ND: -walks up to Danrie and smiles- We just wanted to offer him some soda.
Everyone: -freezes and stares at Danrei and ND- eek eek
Danrei: -smiles brightly and hugs both ND and ND-plushie- I see...so that's why his face is stained! Bet he'd like some cake too! 3nodding 3nodding
ND: I bet so. smile
Dan/80'sD/FunD/KD: Saved....-fall to the ground-
-Ouran High School Host Club Vol 1
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:49 am
[Destiny is recollecting her life while in a jail cell; she imgaines her momma calling her]
Destiny: Wait a minute, I don't have a mother... That's not my life... Someone *else's* life is flashing before my eyes. *What the hell is that about?!*
Eli: [to ND, scared for their life] Quick darling, back in the closet! [they run in together]
[XD Inside joke, but just as hysterical]
ND: [answering the door at Eli's house] Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Destiny: I...
ND: ...sss!
Danneh: [frustrated] This is no good. I'm not killing anybody.
Clockwork: [talking about all the girls of the ECC] They come here, they all come here... How do they find me?!
Danielle: What do you mean kill the actors, you can't kill the actors. Actors aren't animals! They're human beings!
Destiny: Have you ever eaten with one?
[Destiny and Degona are about to be killed by Danneh and his minnions]
Destiny: Remember when I told you I'd tell you when we were in too deep? [Degona shakes her head yes] Were in too deep!
Degona: [mad, yelling at Dan] Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!
Destiny: [to Dan] Have I ever stirred you wrong?
Dan: Always.
[Two Observents are going to Arrest Destiny. One of them finds two books]
Observent #1: [with Irish accent] Hey, look at these two books. One says "Show to the Observents"
Observent #2: And what does the other one say?
Observent #1: [with Irish accent] "NEVER... Show to the observents".
Super Danny: Let's assume for a moment, that you are a dishonest man.
Danneh: Assume away.
Dan: [to himself, about the girls] Those girls belong in strait jackets!
~ The Producers musical movie version.. XD
This next part fits the Greenroom thing we did.. sorta.. XD You'll see...
I mad Cian the butler cause wasn't he the butler in the Greenroom? -confused some what since it was so long since we did it-
Skulker: You all seem to be very anxious about something.
Cian: It's the chandelier. It fell down, almost killed us.
Mr. Arcel: [to Miss Destiny] How did you know Mr. Eli works in Washington, is he one of your clients?
Mr. Eli: Certainly not!
Mr. Arcel: I was asking Miss Destiny.
Mr. Eli: [to Miss Destiny] Well, you tell them that it's not true.
Miss Destiny: It's not true.
Dan: [to Miss Destiny] Is that true?
Miss Destiny: No, it's not true.
Mr. Arcel: Ah ha! So it is true!
Cian: A double negative!
Mr. Eli: A double negative?
[whispering]
Mr. Eli: You mean you have photographs?
[looking at the negaitves]
Mrs. Degona: [Gasps] Oh my, nobody can get into that position.
Dan: Sure they can, let me show you.
[tries to do the position]
Mrs. Degona: Get off me!
Cian: Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or die
Dan: Die?
Cian: Merely quoting, sir, from Alfred Lord Tennyson.
Mr. Eli: I prefer Kipling, myself. "The female of the species is more deadly than the male." [stares at all the girls]
Miss Destiny: Maybe there is such a thing as life after death.
Mrs. Degona: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!
Cian: [to Degona, about killing Danrie] You were jealous that ND was schtocking Danrie, that's why you killed him too.
Mrs. Degona: Yes.
[walks down stairs]
Mrs. Degona: Yes, I did it, I killed Danrie. I hated her, so much... That... it... it... flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing... breathle - , heathing breaths. Heathing breath...
Arcel: [holding a dead body] I didn't do it!
Cian: Ladies and gentlemen, you all have one thing in common: you're all being blackmailed. For some considerable time, all of you have been paying what you can afford, and in some cases MORE than you can afford, to someone who threatens to expose you. And NONE of you know WHO's blackmailing you. Do you?
Mrs. Danielle: [nervously smoking] Oh, please! I've never heard anything so ridiculous. I mean, nobody could blackmail me. My life is an open book. I've never done any thing wrong.
Cian: [short pause] Anybody else wish to deny it?
Danrie: But it is dark upstairs and I am frightened of the dark. Will no one come with me?
KD: I will!
Wolf: I will!
ND: No, thank you.
Cian: [with the body count rising] This is getting quite serious.
Degona: [To Arcel] Are you a cop?
Arcel: No, I'm a plant.
Destiny: A Plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit...
Arcel: Very funny.,..
Cian: The key is gone!
Dann: Never mind about the key, unlock the door!
[smacks Arcel on the shoulder]
Arcel: [grabs Dan by the collar, throttling him] I CAN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR WITHOUT THE KEY!
Mrs. Degona: [after Mrs. Danielle swears that the reason she's being blackmailed is a vicious lie] Well, I believe you... I, too, am being blackmailed for something I didn't do.
Dan: Me too.
Eli: And me.
Destiny: Not me.
Cian: [surprised] You're NOT being blackmailed...?
Destiny: Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right... but I did what I'm being blackmailed for.
Cian: Let’s move Jazz into the study.
Eli: Why?
Cian: I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy.
Dan: What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
Mrs. Danielle: No, just death, isn't that enough?
Arcel: There's still one thing I don't understand...
Dan: ONE thing?
Cian: Can you keep a secret?
Eli: Yes...
Cian: So can I.
[Mr. Danneh has disappeared after being killed]
Arcel: Well, He couldn't have been dead.
Dan: He was. At least I thought he was, but what difference does it make now?
Destiny: Makes quite a difference to him.
Mrs. Danielle: Everything all right?
Eli: Yup, two corpses, everything's fine!
Mrs. Danielle: [fanning herself] Oh, my God.
Cian: She's going to faint.
Dan: Somebody catch her!
[Cian goes behind Mrs. Danielle and encircles her with his arms]
Cian: I'll catch you. Fall into my arms.
[Mrs. Danielle falls straight through Cian's arms and onto the floor]
Wadsworth: Sorry.
[Cian has just greeted Mr. Arcel at the door]
Cian: [to the dogs] SIT.
[Mr. Arcel quickly and nervously sits down on a bench]
Cian: No, not you, sir.
Mr. Arcel: [after Degona knees Danneh in the crotch] Was that necessary, Mrs. Degona?
~Clue... XD I told you!
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:26 pm
[Destiny and Degona are playing chess in the club]
Destiny: Check!
Degona: What d'you mean "check"?
Destiny: I mean, check! My bishop's got your king.
Degona: Where?
Destiny: There! You've either got to move it in front, or move it out of the way.
Degona: Well I'll move that fairground horse to there. Sort that out!
Destiny: You can't do that!
Degona: Sez who?
Destiny: Says Mr. Chess! It's been in the rules for thousands of years!
Degona: Well I'm gonna break the rules and set this little fairground horse free amonst all these little square fields, like that. There!
Destiny: I'm gonna slap you in a minute!
[Danielle is getting hit on buy some scum bag]
Danielle: In my bed, I've got two teddies, I've got a rabbit, I've got two dollies, and one Susan, she's got a bad eye,
[they cut to other peoples' conversations then back to Danielle, still talking]
Danielle: and then I've got a green giraffe which I won at a fair, he was the only one left, I felt *really* sorry for him,
[cuts back and forth, again]
Danielle: then there's Buzz, Woody, the alien, and then I've got a fluffy pink hot water bottle. So, there's just not enough room for you, mate!
Clockwork: When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not.
Eli: 0_o???
Danielle: You know, I'm always gonna be known as the naive baby one, even when I'm... 30!
Degona: You love it really Daneille, you play up to it all the time.
Danielle: [argueing baby like] No I don't!
Destiny: Yes you do. You're doing it now.
Danielle: [argueing baby like] No I'm not!
Destiny: [to Danneh] I hope you know what you're doing, cos if you're looking for a fight... you're gonna lose! [all the girls sourround him]
Clockwork: The headless chicken can only know where he's been. He can't see where he's going.
Eli: What are you talking about?!
Destiny: [in the fountain, soaked] Help!
Lynn: What? What?
Destiny: This dress is dry clean only, Lynnie!
[Destiny is having trouble driving her car]
Destiny: Bloody Sunday drivers! It's only Saturday!
Eli: [about the grils running off] I told them before: if they wanted to be spontaneous they had to clear it with me first.
Arcel: [to Eli, getting the wrong impressiona bout soemthing] Hey man, I love these girls, and I'd do anything for them, but I won't do that.
Eli: [over loud speaker in the club] Now hear this: it is dangerous to leave moisturising cream in the refrigerator, as it could be mistaken for mayonaisse. That is all.
Danille: ... And I don't want to me nice all the time. Maybe I could *slap* somebody, like Degona here
Degona: HEY!
[This is for the MSN part of the RP we do... XD Slightly funnier and lighter obviously]
Degona: [after Destiny has just gone into labour] Okay, deep breaths, that's the thing!
Gwen: [to Lynn, who has slipped on an apron and is demonstrating] Not you, Lynn, her!
Degona: Does anyone know how to deliver a baby?
Danielle: Don't worry, I know all about home delivery.
Degona: Yeah, right.
Danielle: Well, I read it in a book. Okay, the first thing to do is... put your legs together!
Degona: Well that's a bit late! She should have done that nine months ago!
Destiny: [in pain, laughing] Don't make me laugh, please...!
Lynn: Do not make her laugh, else it'll just shoot out like a cannon ball!
Gwen: Seriously, what if the baby comes out right now?
Degona: Well it's not gonna go very far. I mean, look, she's still got her tights on!
Danielle: [shouting up Destiny's skirt] Stay up there! We're not ready for you yet!
~Spice Girls Movie
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