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 Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:47 pm
*somebody knocks on Lorelai's door*
Lorelai: coming
*opens the door, her mom is standing there*
Lorelai: Mom.
Emily: Were you asleep?
Lorelai: No.
Emily: Then why are you in your pajamas?
Lorelai: These aren't pajamas.
Emily: You wear that in public?
Lorelai: *sighs* Hi, mom, would you like to come in?
*They both walk in. Emily looks at Lorelai's pants.*
Emily: You have the word "juicy" on your rear end.
Lorelai: Well, If I'd known you were coming over I would have changed.
Emily: Into what? A brassiere with the word "tasty" on it?
~From "An Affair to Remember", season 4
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:05 pm
I don't know if this has been posted yet but here it is:
EMILY: Hold on. I'm looking up anyuresm in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.
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EMILY: Oh wait -- Rudolph Gottfried.
LORELAI: Another cousin?
EMILY: No, a Nazi that we knew. I'd forgotten. We stayed with him once in Munich. Nice old man. Interesting stories.
LORELAI: Mom you socialized with a Nazi? That's despicable! That's heinous!
EMILY: No, dear, that was a joke.
(Rory laughs.)
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:13 pm
ultrahotpink Lorelai: Please do not tell me that you are sitting right in front of me. Emily: No, it's a hologram. Life like, isn't it?
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:25 am
HOW DO YOU GET THE SMALL PICS. AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SIGNI.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:49 pm
Emily: You have the word "juicy" on your rear end.
Lorelai: Well if I'd known you were coming I would have changed into something else.
Emily: Into what? A bra with the word "tasty" written on it?
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:44 pm
it's not really a qutoe, but she looks so cute when they are a the Yale game, and lorelai says, "I'm not the one with the dirty button" and then Emily looks down at it and strightens it...
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:01 am
Emily: and I'm going to have 2 glasses of wine at lunch
Richard: Only prostitutes have 2 glasses of wine at lunch!
Emily: well then buy me a boa and fly me to Reno because I am open for business!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:58 pm
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melodyjuststfu generated a random number between
4 and 564 ...
189!
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:10 pm
Avatar34 "Lorelai?! My goodness this is a surprise. Is it Easter already?" lol easter
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