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 Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:02 pm
hershey_kiss01 (lane wanted to rebel against her nother so she's dying her hair, adn rory is putting on the bleach.) rory: does it burn? lane: no, not really. ..... lane: ok, now it burns! rory: well, think about someting else! lane: ok, thinking about ice cream...thinking about puppy dogs...thinking about getting mail, thinking about getting a package... rory: GOT A PACKAGE! lane: what? rory: oh, jimmy carey says that in Ace Ventura. it was so funny how rory said "got a package!". if you've seen that one you know how it is. lol, yeah I love how she says it. Alot of the things she says aren't funny when you read it but when you watch it you just crack up laughing because of how she says it.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:21 am
Episode: Sadie, sadie
[Planning Lorelai's wedding]
RORY: What about colors? Did you pick your colors yet?
LORELAI: Yes.
RORY: Really? What?
LORELAI: Spumoni.
RORY: Okay, I am planning this wedding without you. You will have no say and I may not even let you come. rofl
LORELAI: Uh!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:42 am
Rory: Oh, that ship sailed a long time ago. Probably half way to Fiji by now.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:20 am
Rory: Okay, our house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose?
Lorelai: Well that's not fair. The cake doesn't have legs.
This is my favourite!!! rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:25 am
Luke: Coffee...fries. I can't stand it. This is so unhealthy. Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.
Rory: Sorry, too late.
Rory: I can't be late on my first day of school. Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: It's shorter?
Lorelai: I am a grown woman.
Rory: Says the woman with the 'Hello, Kitty' waffle iron.
Rory: It's Tuesday night in Stars Hollow. The 24-hour mini mart just closed 20 minutes ago
Rory: Note to self: Impulsive definitely does not work for me.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:14 pm
Turchese Luke: Coffee...fries. I can't stand it. This is so unhealthy. Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom. Rory: Sorry, too late. Rory: I can't be late on my first day of school. Do you know what happens to people when they're late on their first day? Lorelai: It's shorter? Lorelai: I am a grown woman. Rory: Says the woman with the 'Hello, Kitty' waffle iron. Rory: It's Tuesday night in Stars Hollow. The 24-hour mini mart just closed 20 minutes ago Rory: Note to self: Impulsive definitely does not work for me. Those are hilarious!!! lol rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:38 am
Turchese Rory: Okay, our house is burning down, and you can save the cake or me. What do you choose? Lorelai: Well that's not fair. The cake doesn't have legs. This is my favourite!!! rofl I love that one! rofl It's hilarious!
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:34 am
Rory: What's with the carrots?
Lorelai: I was afraid you weren't eating well at school.
Rory: Ohhh.
Lorelai: Marshmallow?
[Luke has hired a new waiter]
Rory: Oh, my god.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: He hired Brennon Lewis.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: Ew!
Lorelai: He doesn't look that bad.
Rory: He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Lorelai: Ew!
Rory: He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched 'The Breakfast Club' and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.
[Rory has just met Paul, a younger man Lorelai once dated "casually" because he came into Luke's with his parents]
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Nothing.
Lorelai: Say it!
Rory: I've always wanted a little brother.
Lorelai: He looked older the other night.
Rory: How much older could he possibly look?
Lorelai: A lot! He's usually a little scruffy, and then the baseball cap hides the funky hair thing.
Rory: He should've been holding a yo-yo and a lollipop and wearing a beanie with a propeller on it.
Lorelai: He's in his twenties.
Rory: He must have been a very good boy to deserve such a happy day. I bet they let him ride a pony.
Lorelai: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.
Rory: Those are never comforting words coming from you.
Lorelai: YaYa!
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:35 am
Those are just some of my favorites. rofl
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:32 pm
Lor: How was the wedding?
Rory: Suck, I have a new address for ya.
Lor: Oh no!
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:01 am
Logan: Do you have anything you want me to do?
Rory: Tell William and Harry I said hi.
Logan: (a little later) I love you Ace.
Rory: That's so much better than tell William and Harry I said hi.
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:22 am
I loved that episode!!!!! Lorelei: you hit a deer! Rory:the deer hit me!! LOL
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