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the fire..... whee

You spit at your postman? They drive trucks over here, so it's hard to get them with anything. Plus they'll run you over if you try. gonk

Yay! *gets the penguin back out* Here little fella! Get nice and warm! twisted

Cockroaches... *sudder* The best thing to do with those, is indeed to make them explode. Although, I didn't actually know they did that! surprised Muahahaaa...

*raids the kangaroo express, which he has been thrown into.*
(Hey S.T.U. do you know where I can read AzuManga Daioh online?)

Satah, you're horrible. Be nice to your postman. gonk

Although, I must admit. You're very knowledgable about what things burn and which don't. I'll remember to grab a crapload of roaches when I plan to have a bonfire. <3

STU, as for your story about the roach in the pizza place....every place is probably like that. Every place with food probably has some sort of invasion. No damned place is clean. >_< It's disgusting. People there only give a damn about if it's not contaminated enough to cause illness...they don't wanna get sued. Hell, roaches could crawl all over a pizza, and so long as there isn't any risk of illness, they'll sell it. Gotta make money, after all. -_-;

[big long rant] I work at a fruit stand. (Yeah, laugh at me, I don't give a damn. I wants money >_>) That ain't the cleanest place...We have no running water, only jugs we brought from home. we have anti-bacterial, but I rarely use that. (Using antibacterial a lot = superbugs that resist vaccines or whatever = Very, very bad. With the amount of idiots using antibacterials today, we're ********. We're all gonna get wiped out in a few years.) We have soap, again, I don't like using that 'cause it's thick and takes alot of water to wash off.

You know what nature has? Bugs. A lot of them. You know what you're sharing your food with? Yeah. Bugs. Spiders, grasshoppers, flies, etc. Our hands aren't very clean (well, from a person who's obsessive complusive...=/) and we handle your food. I drop something on the ground? Pick it up and put it back to wherever it was, as long as it's not bruised. We hope people will wash their food thouroughly before eating it. What do I see? People saying they're going to eat fruit/veggies they buy in the car. I wanna scream at them: "WASH YOUR DAMN FOOD." With hot water...for a minute. That's what I do.

We have flies. You what flies like? s**t. You know what flies also like? Fruit. I think you can add it up.

And then are those ********' morons. "Do you have water I can wash my food with?" Yeah, I have water, but I ain't gonna share it with you. I need to get though the day, and if I don't have enough water, I'm ********. In the a**. [/big long rant]

On the other hand, I see alot of morons getting out of the car and leaving the engine running. Way to waste gas, moron. rolleyes Also, I'm waiting for the day for some theif to jack the car when some idiot leaves their car on...I don't care how long you're going to be, turn the car off and take the keys with you.

and then those morons who ask to use our porta potty and get pissed when we say no. Can I ask to use your bathroom and then throw a temper tantrum when you say no? We have hundreds of people passing by every day and if they used it, only one person could ******** it up and make it unusable. Thanks, but no. I don't want s**t on my ********' toilet seat. (True ********' story. I hate assholes. Damned b***h didn't even tell us/apologize and left it for us to discover.) I'm sorry you have to use a bathroom. There's a McDonald's up the street. Please use that.

Some b***h had gotten some tomatoes, her kid asked her if she could use the toilet, mummy asked us, we said no, she THREW the tomatoes down and stormed off. Suck it up and deal, b***h. She yelled at some guy who was with her not to buy anything. He bought something. xD The b***h is probably bad mouthing us because OMG WE WON'T LET SOMEONE USE OUR TOILET.

"But Roissy! She's a little kid! she won't mess it up!"
I don't give a damn. I don't wanna run the risk of someone ******** it up.

and then idiots saying they'll buy something if they can use it. >>; Morons.

and morons who go to use it without asking, only to discover it's locked. Haha, ********. How do you like it?! twisted

I needed to get that off my chest. gonk I wonder if anyone's gonna read this. xD;

Edit:
[Ipo]
WASH YOUR FRUITS AND VEGGIES, KIDDIES.
[/Ipo]

xd

I read it Roissy! And agreee! surprised I don't like the amount of chemicals that end up in our water system... yes, yes, I know it all gets cleaned, but cleaned of what? The germs, not neccessarily the disinfectants, all those multi-vitamin things that people take and mostly go straight through you, all those chemicals like the pill, and... yeah... >.< We really don't know the long-term consequences of it all at the moment...

Fruit gets bugs on it when it's on trees... as my uncle put it, if it's good enough for the bugs, it's good enough for me, if the bugs won't go near it, I'm not so sure I should be eating it either. Just wash the damn thing, and cut any bark-rub marks off if you're that fussy! ...yes, I did grow up with many many foods from the garden... razz

Ahh, flies... do you know how flies eat thier food? First, they vomit up on it, and stamp around in it, with thier s**t covered feet... to soften it up, and make it into a mush, so that they can slurp it up. Then, they fly off, and it's your turn! How lovely... gonk

What is it with people and wasting things? We are seriously going to run out of fossil fuels soon, and I'm kinda wondering about clean (and not contaminated with chemicals or radiation or... xp ) water too. How about walking to the shops? Walking to school? Or taking public transport or a bike, at least? Although, I heard something shoking about america's city's the other day... apparently, the idiotic govornment is building them without pavements?!! Yeah, really environmentally friendly guys... not.

I hate adults that throw tantrums... gonk it's not a pretty sight. And then they wonder why thier kids are still throwing tantrums at eight... question

I hear it's really funny.

~walks in and offers Ipo a basketful of peanutbutter popcorn rolls, ricekrispy treats, mushmellows, chocolate covered strawberries and some rainbow jellow cups.~
Here ya go! :3