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 Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:10 pm
Noxness Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon, I am still thinking about wee-wee..lol! So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet
mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:20 pm
my sister was goofing around and she accidently kicked me between the legs and she said "did i just kick your baby maker" and now we call the va-jay-jay a baby maker lol
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:07 am
Moonlight_Bella Noxness Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon, I am still thinking about wee-wee..lol! So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet
mrgreen
Haha, "wee-wee" Yes, I've also referred to myself down there as the "pee gun," "Masis," "Garbis," just the funnier names we have in Armenian. Though I don't really use those names I mentioned. I've come up with other things, some dirtier, a while ago, but I forgots them. *drools over cupcakes and muffins*
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:20 am
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Ohh ohh! A friend of mine once told me that his grandma or something used to call boobs "sweater muffins" XD I need to start using that term more, it's soo good.
Oh and my last BF told me what he named his p***s one day and it was funny.. I want to say it was something like "first mate Steve" because he wanted people to call him Captain Steve.. lmao.
Hrm.. I swear I knew other weird words for things though. Oh like "bearded clam" for the Vag-jj.
Edit: twig and berries, trouser snake, family jewels, one-eyed willie, the junk, hooded warrior, pork sword, skin flute and burrowing bishop.. ALL names for p***s. I so got those from Kingdom of Loathing. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:32 am
xD
Some of those names that you listed I got from the Austin Powers movies.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:54 am
I dun have names... but calling my boys Optimus Prime and the foo-foo Megatron would kinda be funny. 'Cuz after your done I could be all like, "Once again Optimus Prime defeats Megatron."
And I've always thought "Stuffing the Beaver" was funny just because they aren't talking about taxidermy.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:00 am
When we were about 9 and 10, me and my brother called the female a sharpener and the male a pencil...there was actually a song that went with it...this was my brother's doing. I can't remember the words, but it was to the tune of put the lime in the coconut.
My little sister calls breasts BBs. It's cute.
Now the male is the weewee. I used to call the female a foofoo, but now I don't really have a specific name for it...
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:20 am
ninja save your goodbyes... ninja i just call my p**** a hotdog...xD its not the end of the world... ninja
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:47 am
._. Mine's plain and simple, vag.
And I don't have a nickname for the other unless it's 'pen15'...which I don't really use..
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:44 am
Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon, @Nor .. those cupcakes are sitting there taunting me. So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:57 am
Noxness Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon, @Nor .. those cupcakes are sitting there taunting me. So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet My word. They're taunting me as well!
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:30 am
Nuuuuuuu! I need to get some. -schemes-
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:36 am
ObsessedWithBooks Nuuuuuuu! I need to get some. -schemes- Spectral in heaven as climbs the frail veiled moon,
some cupcakes?
So climbs my dream.
-William Rose Benet
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:37 am
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Ahh.. my mom is a Canadian living in America (is married but doesn't have citizenship yet) so she makes/gets a lot of beaver jokes. >_> She's the one that taught me to have a dirty mind but she'd still way worse than me.. aha it's sad.
Also.. LAWL PEN15 CLUB!!!!!1 XD That's so grade school. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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