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 Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:17 pm
the good book is a google pages long and u die before the end of it
i wish that i didnt have a little brother
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:32 pm
granted but ure parents buy you a lap dog that constantly pees in ure lap
i wish i had no bills or responsibilities
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:14 pm
granted but the love of your life runs off with your brother.
i wish that that there was no negativaty in the world
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:52 pm
If there was no negativity, life would be boring, & there would be mass suicide. biggrin
I wish I was mathematically smart. Like, sevant-smart, without the autism.
- 龍潔刀, 竜の王妃!
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:54 pm
Granted, but you get so mathematically smart that you're the new Einstein and nobody will leave you alone
I wish I could go to a Valentines day concert.
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:40 pm
But humankind gets smushed by a meteorite on the day before V-day.
I wish for a cookie.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:10 pm
Granted, but its poisoned, so you die.
I wish more candy to eat. I ran out of it all. cry
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:44 am
all your teeth would fall out leaving you a lonely fat man who likes to talk to his cereal in the morning.
I wish i had some sushi.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:28 pm
Granted, but you lost the key to your lunch box and cannot get it out.
I wish that my school would burn down over spring break.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:14 pm
granted, but they magically replicate it in a day
I wish I had an unlimited budget for clothes
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:19 pm
granted, but anything you wear doesn't fit, except for these potato sacks.
i wish for magical powers.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:04 am
Granted, but your dog eats them and pukes them out all over your bed and you get all mad because you don't want to clean it up and kill yourself. Then because you killed yourself your dog will starve and come back as a zombie and kill everyone you loved.
I wish giraffes weren't extinct. (LOL)
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:51 am
granted, but they take over the world and exterminate mankind.
i wish for a bass guitar.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:31 pm
Granted,but the bass guitar strings are filled with mini-spikes,each tipped with poison. Your guitar kills you.
I wish i had a faster connection,but not so fast that it blows up,or gathers attention.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:03 am
But the connection is so fast that images of papercuts fly accross your screan for all of eternity
I wish for a passing grade in english...
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