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 Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:13 pm
Courtesy of IMSDb, from "Chasing Amy"
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Holden starts drawing. Banky stares at him. Then he
grabs the pencil out of Holden's hand and shoves him to
the side. He starts drawing something.
HOLDEN
What the **** are you doing!
BANKY
Bear with me here. I just want to put
you through this little exercise.
(drawing feverishly)
Okay, now see this? This is a four
way road, okay?
Banky draws a four-way stop. He illustrates according to
his voice-over.
BANKY V.O.
And dead in the center, is a crisp,
new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the
end of each of the streets, are four
people, okay? You following? Up
here, we got a male-affectionate, easy-
to-get-along-with, no political agenda
lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we
have a man-hating, angry-as-****,
agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this
side, we got Santa Claus, right? And
over to this side - the Easter Bunny.
Banky finishes drawing. Holden's shaking his head
BANKY
Which one's going to get to the
hundred dollar bill first?
HOLDEN
What is this supposed to prove?
BANKY
I'm serious. This is a serious
exercise. It's like an S.A.T.
question. Which one's going to get to
the hundred dollar bill first - the
male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating
dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter
Bunny?
HOLDEN
(beat; then pissed)
The man-hating dyke.
BANKY
Good. Why?
HOLDEN
I don't know.
BANKY
(wildly crossing out the
other three)
BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS
OF YOUR ****ING IMAGINATION!
Holden storms away. Banky follows.
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Not so much a quote as a sceenplay, but I'm rejecting your previous question and editing it to fit my purposes.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:59 pm
Just like winnie the pooh. -Jay
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:22 pm
Clerks 2
"Hey hey the Holy Jay
"I miss my donkey"
Donkey
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:45 am
Jay-'Come to me son of Jor-El Kneel befor Zod'
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:10 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:11 pm
"See? You're what's wrong with this country, hell, with this world. You're always thinking about you're own comfort level, never thinking about the rest of us. This country was built on sacrifice and nearly thirty years of living a life full of selfish foot pampering and inter-gender intercourse has made you too soft to throw your hat over the wall for the good of mankind. And what's worse is; not only do you ruin it for the rest of us with the flying car, but you completely blow the notion of American nobility in the process. The children of the world have no heroic figure to emulate, so the future of mankind continues on it's downward spiral into entropy and mass extinction, until all that was once great about the human race lies buried in the primordial stew, to which we'll most certainly return, thanks to you and your ilt refusal to reach for the stars. And you'll forever be remembered as the sad footnote in the book of life, the wimpy little scumbag who could have breached the chasm of becoming and being, but instead opted to cover his own a** and foot in the process." -Randal
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:13 pm
"Oh my GOD! CALL THE COPS! I've just freed myself from a madman's subterranian prison. He's been holding me captive... which is why I'm a little late opening the video store. I can describe the dank cage for police artists. There were walls! There were doors! I can't relive it..... ::sobs:: Don't make me, I'm begging you!" -Randal
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:15 pm
"Salsa shark.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Man goes into cage.
Cage goes into salsa.
Shark's in the salsa.
Our shark." -Randal
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:16 pm
"Is it safe?" -Randal
"It puts the lotion on it's skin and puts it in the basket.." -Dante
"Shut up man! ...Is it safe?" -Randal
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:55 pm
What if a customer comes in and my masterbating makes him all sex nuts and retard strong.
~Randel
Clerks 2
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:46 pm
Randal Graves: Hey, there is only one Return and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi.
word.
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:11 pm
Dante: (swings at Randel and hits the Mooby's intercom) Ow!
Randel: You swung at me?
Dante: You ducked!
Randel: Cause you swung at me!
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:54 pm
"Then what are you gonna tell the little inbred retard with the beady eyes and the limp that his genetically inferior intellect can possibly process. 'Sorry Brother-Son, but Mommy-Wife and I didn't have the balls to break with Rome on the pro-life issue and end your unholy existance while you were still a malformed zygote...'"
and
"They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One. The First of the Fallen. The Spoiler of Virgins. The Master of Abortions!"
Yeah, Randal kicks a**.
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:31 pm
"What good is an internet conntection if your not looking at pictures of dirty messed up sex you can't have?"-Randel
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:10 pm
What? What do you want?
Randel~Clerks & Clerks 2
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