|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:14 am
Because teensie weensie demons invaded your mind and ensnared your senses, rendering you useless.
What does MENSA stand for?
{Did you know, in spanish "mensa" means stupid for females?
Heh heh}
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:18 pm
  Menstrual Ejaculataion Needs Satisfactory Allnightokay? That's one word, kay? rofl i want cotton candy Where does rain come from D:<
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:14 pm
Rain is produced after the stars drink too much liquid and decide to piss on all of us.
neutral
Why are there twenty-six letters in the English alphabet?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:42 pm
The person who created the Alphabet can only count up to 26 =O
Why is the comp. mouse called a mouse?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:41 pm
Because it's too small to be a cat, and too pretty to be a rat.
What is music?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:49 pm
Black dots on a pretty piece of paper. =3
Why do people get addicted to things?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:54 pm
Because things get addicted to people.
It's a mutual relationship, you see.
Why do they call prostitutes "hoes" if
a "hoe" is a gardening instrument?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:13 pm
The Shindig Because things get addicted to people.
It's a mutual relationship, you see.
Why do they call prostitutes "hoes" if
a "hoe" is a gardening instrument?
Why do people pollute in the ocean if they're right about to swim in it?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:44 pm
Because people love to swim in trash, feces, urine and other
contaminating substances.
I mean, who doesn't?
Why is it called an asteroid if it's in outer space, but a hemorroid when
it's in your butt?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:09 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:15 pm
Because they like showing through your shirt in cold weather.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think I'll squeeze those pink things down there and drink what comes out"?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:52 pm
Elvis Presley cool
Why won't they give that stupid rabbit his faunflipping trix?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:46 pm
lol, my classmate just did a short story on that BECAUSE HES WHITE whiter than the whitest kid alive, and MJ Why did Dido pick that name...? (I mean, it's so close to d***o. D:<) (Listening to her right now)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:06 pm
I think you've answered your question right there.
Heh heh
How many grains of sand exist?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:50 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
