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After watching RedvsBlue "Planning to Fail" I realized that for a girl who watches zombie movies rather often, I DON'T HAVING A FUNKING PLAN! So. I came here and am about to type up a plan from the top of my head. Here we go.

Once I figure out that that guy that (LOL! Three "that"s in less than five words, go me!) tried to EAT ME at the gas station was really the same guy I saw on the 9 o'clock news as being dead, I'd go home, lock and secure all doors. Kill family should they have been bitten (be they still alive and human or zombie) without hestitation. I love them, but this is survival. Pack a bag of clothes, food, weapons, both blunt and sharp. Get online. Find the six nearest gun shops of places that sell guns. Steal as many as possible. (I say six because you have to figure SOMEONE in the ******** city would think to raid them, too!) Then, I would find a building with some live people, like a school, Wal Mart (becuase DUH! They sell guns and would have enough weapons AND food in the store to last us survivers the time it'll take the government (or FEMA, depending...) to get into our town and save our asses. Now, we'd have to kill all the zombie already in the store, block the door with some SUPER reinforcement (Also helpful if you are in a store.) and kill anyone who was bitten in the process. THEN we'd camp out, moving things around so that we would have a clear space to SEE the zombies if they DO manage to get into the store. And if the gorvernment decides they don't want us anymore, well then, WalMart has drugs and we can all kill ourselves to avoid becoming a zombie.

How is THAT for a zombie plan off the top of my head? I think I'm gonna Copy this and paste it on my Rooster Teeth account journal. Hell, Gaia's too.

My plan?
Well, the first one is I summon Bahamut from the sky, get a Puma (A.K.A Warthog) And blast my way through to an uninhabited part of the world. Then, I would set up a couple of houses, erect a large fence of some kind. And plant stuff. A lot of stuff. To eat. And I'd dig a well or something for water.

My second plan. Everything but Bahamut and the Puma.

hide in Alaska like Griff, then beat him up with a gravity hammer like in Griffball
"I shall make you all taste oblivion, which tastes like red bull, which is disgusting" -O'mally

to add to my post I will fly there in a Banshee

1.) Find a working Oil Tanker and store as much survivors in it as possible. Then Ship off and use the Oil tanker as a city at sea. Since zombies can't swim. (I think)

2.) Lead a group of survivors to the cold white tundras of northern Alaska. (Kinda like Griffs plan. Just i added a bit more.)

3.) Fight off many zombies single handedly. and fight my way to a safe place to sit it out.

4.) Lock the doors and windows. and don't go outside.

5.) Live inside of a mall. and fight off the zombies from the unreachable security room. (Kinda like Dead Rising)

6.) Drive through zombies in my Isuzu Trooper. Then drive my way up to Northern Canada.

7.) Just Run and Hide inside of my basement. and lock the door behind me.

8.) Hide in some little kid's treehouse. Either pull the ladder up with you. or if it is attached to the tree. Destroy the ladder with a hatchet.

9.) I will run to Evergreen Aviation museam near Dayton Oregon. (I live within a 10 minute driving distance.) Steal one of there larger planes. (Such as the DC3, or the B16. or that cool firefighting plane) then get some weapons from the Armory place that is just down the street from there. Then Fly off to Either Northern Alaska, Northern Canada. Or to some Underground Nuke Silo and defend that place with some survivors

10.) Find a way to permanently solve the zombie problem. With some sort of vaccine or somthing like that.



Now you know 10 of the zombie plans off my list of 52. That proves i have to much spare time this summer. (Will find work eventually)

Here's mine:

First I will build an underground orchard and garden! I'll also make sure I've hacked perfectly into the nearest electricity plant. So when the zombies come, I'll lock myself in the orchard! I'll have to convert to vegetarianism, but there you go. I won't starve and the zombies won't get me!

....Or I'll found a volcano and/or underwater utopia and let the sharks/lava take care of the invading zombies.

~We are each of us angels with only one wing...