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 Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:19 am
My first wtf moment was when I saw the adoring fan eek
Other than that...I was doing the zero visibility quest and was coming back from the guys castle, and I come back to find my horse pretty much being raped by three minotaurs in the sheep pen. So after letting out strings of curse words I killed the minotaurs and went to buy another horse. Not 5 seconds after I left the stable a minotaur lord comes outta nowhere and my horse dies AGAIN. Now I make a point of stopping to viciously slaughter every minotaur I see. scream
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:54 pm
The daedric quest for Sheogorath was not so much a WTF moment as just highly amusing. I was giggling the whole time through. His followers were right when they said that the Nine are boring compared to daedric gods.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:54 pm
On my first file my black horse got hit by an archer while right above the Shrine of Namira, and my horse died.
He fell down the mountain through the shrine sweeping up one person there.
The horse's dead body pushed the NPC off a small cliff and killed her.
I just sat there laughing for the next 5 minutes.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:47 am
Sigtyr The daedric quest for Sheogorath was not so much a WTF moment as just highly amusing. I was giggling the whole time through. His followers were right when they said that the Nine are boring compared to daedric gods. Had another funny moment upon completing the quest for Malacath. I went back to Lord Drad's estate to snoop around a bit and had the guards from the Bleak Mine follow me in. They called me a thief every now and then, like they had done in the mine, but they never attacked me. I read somewhere that this would happen until they were dead, so I went on a little rampage and did them all in. A few days later, when I arrived in the Imperial City for some Cyrodilic Brandy for the next quest and I waited for a few hours because the stores had not opened yet, my wait was suddenly interrupted by one of the guards that I was sure I had killed (the one in Daedric armor). He called me a thief again and pulled his sword, and suddenly half of the Market District (both guards and some civilians) went after him and killed him in a matter of seconds.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:59 pm
yea i was doing the last mages guild quest and the guy holding the key 2 echo cave ran off i searched for his corpse 4 hours and i gave up,
so i went 2 the anvil fighters guild and find his corpse at the entrance eek eek eek WTF!?!?! thats on the other side of the map, but i still completed the mages guild quest. domokun domokun domokun domokun
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:57 pm
Well, I was doing the quest for the Thieves Guild where I was supposed to steal the staff, but.. I was a bit greedy and went to steal some books too while I was at it, so, I picked up a book. But one of the books fell on the floor, and just kinda went though it, then then I went back, and then when I went up there again to put the letter in (I kinda stole the staff, then I left and forgot I had to put the note on the nightstand) The guy was sleeping and the book was poking out of his face.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:03 pm
I had set the difficulty slider to the easiest setting and gone on a long killing spree to see how much bounty I could accumulate (I reached nearly 150,000 before getting bored). Near the end of this, I was in Bruma, just goofing around and running away from the guards. I ended up on a roof and started jumping from house to house, with the guards running along on the ground.
I eventually reached a house near the city wall and jumped from the top of the chimney to the top of the wall. It was actually possible to walk along the top of the wall, and from there I could see out into the countryside! The surrounding area outside the city featured only the bare details, of course, as the game had the city interior loaded. Then I got an idea; I jumped over the wall and into countryside.
I wanted to see what would happen, whether the load screen would pop up - like when you usually exit a city - or the game would try to load the details while I was exploring. Neither happened. Instead, the game added a few grasses and trees here and there, but other than that stuck to the minimal terrain. The big WTF moment was when I started walking around and realized that the grasses and trees where up in the air, as was I! Another 'sync error' that occurred was that the terrain I saw did not always match my position on the map. For example, when I reached what was according to the map the edge of the prison district of the Imperial City, I could not move forward anymore but the first-person view showed the prison tower still a short while away in front of me.
Interesting stuff...
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:39 pm
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I was fighting a ogre, and I was moving downhill and onto the center of a frozen pond. Then I noticed the Ogre hit a bump in the hill and literally glitch-jumped right behind me.
My second is I went inside the Mystic Emporium because I go there a lot for soul gems if I'm too lazy to soul-trap something, and I looked, and the pants on the right corner were stretched from there, all the way to the basement door, I ran into the end and it flung all around the room like pinball, funny thing is that I could walk through it all besides the ends.
My last one isn't so much as a "WTF" But a "Holy crap!", I had to get to the vearmina shrine I believe it was, the one on the edge of the map, on top of a mountain and in snow. Anyways I couldn't find the way up so I hopped on ShadowMere and literally rode up the mountainside, It was at an 85 Degree angle and I made it up there in a matter of... 3 minutes or so. xD
@ Sigtyr - I got out of the imperial district and it looked just like what you explained, though I ran all the way to freaking Bruma!
Nothing stopped me and it didn't load until I fast-traveled, I even waited and it didn't load the terrain correctly.
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:15 pm
I brouhgt Martin and Jauffre to Cloud Ruler Temple and Martin was giving his lame speech to the Blades, so I decided to go onto the roof and jump off. After Martin gives his speech, he'll need to talk to you, but I didn't give him a chance because I was on the roof. When I jump off the roof again, Martin starts talking to me while I'm in midair about to fall on his head.
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:10 pm
Lol my biggest WTF momment is when i was killing random people and then harmonious lex or how u spell it.,.....came up and started fighting me.,....so i pulled out my bow and started shooting him (im a lvl 12 archer so im good)after 2 hits hes sapost to die but he goes unconshis....so when i did the shot he was sling shot like 50 feet towards me........ok i thaught that was weird.....so i walk away and go into sneak to shoot him again......i shoot him when he gets up.....he goes flying like 100ft up in the air and comes back and doesnt hit the ground.....hes just floating...and the arrows arnt making him float...i was like wtf ._. lol
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:13 pm
I an into a group of hanging roots in cave dungen and they went flying everywhere. eek they even killed a bear!
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:21 am
my WTMFGDH* moents are as follows:
during a mission for the fighters guild, here was a goblin(*gasp*) who I was having trouble finding. (First mission, obviously) and the other fighters guild members were no help at all. I decided, then, to simply wait an hour at a time. however, after an hour, I suddenly appeared with the goblin right on top of me. I was mad. It oly got one good hit on me before it was dead, but it did some sort of glitch, because since then(until the mission with lady Rogbut and Lord somethingorother) I haven't had a head.
When I went to do the Clavicus Vile quest, they tell you to payt the 500 gold and whatnot, but then, after speaking to the shrine(While Clavicus is still talking, actually) a little notice popped up notifying me that I had found Umbra. Then Clavicus stopped talking and I couldn't do anything. it was stuck. I was P***ed off.
*What The Mother ******** GOd Damned Hell
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:58 pm
mine was when i was in the middle of oblivion, and the guy from the courupt guardsman or sumin came up and attacked me...
i didnt kill it tho, a flame anarch got him...
YAY
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:19 pm
okay this happened today. I downloaded the fighters stronghold and go to kill the murroders. I fast travel to chorril or whatever and started heading that way. on the way there I kill a kajit bandit who attacks me and I loot his body like i normaly do. Then I go ahead to kill the muraders. when I kill all the evil dudes my arrow points all the way back near the imperial city. So I'm like, okay... and I head for the green arrow.
Oh the way back I see the dead kajit. Hes standing up with his arms out makeing a t. I get off my horse and walk all the way around him. Then I decide to punch him and he falls down under his weight. I shrug and go halfway back to the imperial city to find the Men-at-arms that where supposed to help me in the battle! I'm like WTF!!! *b***h slap* then i finish the quest and own the castle. I'm pretty hap[py with my new peice of property. the end...
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