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The FruitCake Monster
Since the begining of time they have waited...
Circulated from home to home... they gained entrance.
No one new exactly what was inside... fruit, nuts, candy, rum...
Ahhh yes... and EEEeeeeeeeVIL!!!
Tucked in your beds they RISE!
The evil glistening in their cold, dead cherry eyes.
You can hear the Pecan nails tapping against the door.
The fruitcake wants to play!
You can not escape the sticky grasp of its sugary glazed hands!
You will become part of the FruitCake...

credit to wecrosscreek at www.grantbond.com/bulletin/viewtopic.php?t=150