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That's so old.
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So all the cool kids have watched it five months ago.

So all the cool kids have watched it five months ago.
Roissy, I'm very much not cool.
And I'm also several years past being a kid of any kind. xd

You're ooooooold. >D
Exactly. Sheesh. How old are you, Telor? ;P <3

Seventy. 3nodding

So the principal freaked out today.

He ******** SCREAMED at everyone, though.
I'm the only one who he threatened.

Because he was yelling at me, in my face, and I said: "Hey, I had nothing to do with this!"
And he was all: "YOU DO NOT HEY ME! IT'S YES SIR OR NO SIR!!!!!"
And I was all "Yes... Sir." *Smirk*
And so I made fun of him about a minute later and he freaked out.

I made fun of him, and he SCREAMED into the hub, with about twenty witnesses, and I quote:
HIM: "DO NOT MOCK ME!"
Me: "Yes... sir." *Sarcasm*
Him: "Do You have an attitude problem, son?!"
Me: "Yes SIR!" *Sarcasm*
HIM: "Do you have a deathwish!?!"
To which I said: "Are you threatening my life?"
Him:"That's NOT what i said!"
Me:"Sure sounded like it..."
Him: Are you going to be mature, or not!?"
Me:" I'm not sure... sir." *Eyeroll*
Him: "You'd better be sure! I'll make sure you're out of this school if you're not! So, are you going to be mature or not!?"
Me: "Mature, sir." *Sarcasm and Smirk*
Him: "Don't do it again!"

And, he left, and I mocked him some more, despite him threatening to kick me out of the school.

I swear to god, I thought his Head was going to explode.
I truely AM an a*****e.


It was fun.



But, before that, I proved to myself I'm a compulsive lier.

I got caught messing around with a lighter, and Instead of owning up to it, and doing the whole "I'll never do it again, bla-bla-bla..." thing, DESPITE having the teacher who caught me RIGHT THERE, I LIED to the Vice-Principles face. I was like: "No, I did not! ... ******** IMPRESSIVE. AT ALL.

So, yeah. luckily, they didn't make me empty my pockets. @_@
A full bottle of Butane refill for the lighters. Enough to take out a door If I lit the bottle.
Funfun.

Still. Best day in a long time. I forgot how nice it was to be evil.

That's horrible. xd

...I feel terrible about bridge-jumping jokes because people really do commit suicide (or try to) off the local bridge. If the bridge is closed, it's either because of an accident, or a jumper. There are Suicide Prevention Hotline signs on the lampposts around the middle of the span. xp

...and on a lighter note: we have begun digging out all our Christmas decorations. Our cats are very confused by this, like "What is all this crap?" and then they proceed to lie down on everything, or in the middle of wreaths.