Welcome to Gaia! ::

Link Cass smacked him in the back of the head one more time for good measure before leaping down off his back to the chatroom floor below. Landing next to Mira she glanced at the girl a long moment before lifting up her foam sword and poking Mira in the bust a few times, as though challenging if they were real. Looking Mira in the eyes, she gave off a 'Hmm.." type sound before walking off back to the kitchen to find the cookie jar. Slowly opening the lid, the climatic tune that played whenever Link found a new item began to play and then Link Cass held up Babs freshly baked cookies above her head as the tune became triumphant. A little achievement message popping up that read "Found: Freshly Baked Cookies." and with a happy smile, Cass took the cookie jar in one arm and walked off, eating them with her free hand. xd

Awesome! Now if you give those to the hungry ferryman, he'll take you across to the lone island that's just far enough out and suspended just high enough to make it impossible to reach by ordinary means of leaping or hookshot. Then you'll climb to the top and have to wait for ten minutes before you can play his minigame because the only times that it is available are directly between the morning and midday and midday and night intervals, so if you play the song of doubletime it'll just skip right over it. Then when you finally do get to play the minigame it'll take you about 50 tries to get right because it's literally impossible to get everything you need to see on the screen at once.
You'll probably get frustrated and give up, or go get the bunny hood so at least you'll have an edge, and lo when you return it's too late! You'll have to wait til the next interval.

And don't get me started on the deku game....

That Fierce Deity mask is so satisfying though. I demand a Majora's Mask sequel!

Make it happen, Link Cass!

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No, wait: Ivy used snatch! It's super effective!

Robin: *Is momentarily traumatized by Ivy's speech, and goes to play video games*

A few minutes later

*Accidentally hits Cass in the head with a launched wiimote*

"Sorry,"

oh come on Robin, it's time you grew up and became a man *swaps out Robin's wii for a Play Station Move* better.

Nightmare lands in a heap on the floor with portion of the cookie broken off in his mouth "ok, you wanna play it like that!" Getting up he strucking a fighting pose as the signature 'dun dun dun' sounded through the chat, as a bouquet of flowers shot out from Nightmare's wrist then in a puff of smoke turned into a tub of ice cream. A series of balloon shaped letters appeared above Nightmare and Cassandra that spelled out Friendship.

Nightmare beats Stray with a rolled up newspaper then grabs a set of hedge clippers "neuterality, b***h!"

Link Cass catches the wiimote and heads over to Robin, holding it out to him like the "Wii would like to play" guys. Upon seeing Nightmare pull out the ps3 her eyes turn to fire, picking it up she straps a bomb to it and chucks it out the window! She then returns to the wii and puts on SmashBros Brawl, obviously chosing link to play.

Nightmare plays through Dead Rising 2, hacking through zombies with his seldge hammer duct tapped to a set of fire axes, to 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen.