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 Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:13 pm
Aww... that one was kind of sad.
These ones below are really racist, so feel free to slap me if they offend any of you that read them.
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
Pizza can feed a family of four.
What do an apple and a black man have in common?
Both look good hanging from a tree.
Color edited so no one has to look. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:15 pm
Yeh, I've been slapped on more than one occasion for telling that around the wrong friends. Granted; they were laughing at the time, but still.
I lol'd.
*Can't think of any other jokes at the moment*
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:19 pm
Fenrir Fenix *Can't think of any other jokes at the moment* I winneh! I still have lots of jokes, but I shall refrain.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:20 pm
I'm defeated by racist jokes, because racism is funny to me.
"Is it in yet?"
"What do you mean? I'm finished."
Sexist jokes are also teh funny.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:20 pm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
They both have a 1 in 400,000,000 chance to become a human being.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:24 pm
Degobah46 What do lawyers and sperm have in common? They both have a 1 in 400,000,000 chance to become a human being. :Bows to Degs' awesome joke telling skillz.:
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:26 pm
Hmm, well with those kinds of odds against me I think I might as well give up on becoming human.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:33 pm
What's pink, bubbling, and screaming at you?
Baby in a microwave.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:34 pm
Please, that's only if you failed to tenderize the meat before hand.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:35 pm
How do you keep a baby from falling down a well?
Throw a javelin through it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:35 pm
The standard, for effect:
What's worse than a dead baby?
Pile of dead babies.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
The one on the bottom is still alive.
What's worse than that?
He's eating his way out.
What's worse than that?
He's going back for seconds.
And another:
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
Can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:36 pm
Nihilistic_Impact Please, that's only if you failed to tenderize the meat before hand. ... *****>
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:36 pm
What's funnier than a dead baby?
Dead baby in a clown suit.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:37 pm
How do you stop a baby stuck to a clothesline and spinning at 400 RPM?
Hit it with a shovel.
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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:42 pm
Shouyin Nihilistic_Impact Please, that's only if you failed to tenderize the meat before hand. ... ***** class="clear"> Since when was hitting something with a mallet considered *****?
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