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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:09 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:15 am
Wally_West Dude's Bigger then Jesus. You don't wanna ******** with him. You rang, sir?
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:23 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:28 am
Im off to vacume to go to the comic store!
*zooms off to finish his chores then head to get some new old comics*
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:44 am
Consch? Here? Oh my God! The dude's bigger than Jesus, dotcha know?
*Runs screaming into a wall.*
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:50 am
Yes, and his only weakness is the effeminizing powers of fluffy white kittens.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:54 am
Wally_West Yes, and his only weakness is the effeminizing powers of fluffy white kittens. Good thing I have a two headed chainsmoking one to keep him at bay.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:54 am
Wally_West Yes, and his only weakness is the effeminizing powers of fluffy white kittens. Kitties! heart rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:57 am
Fortunately in a pinch, Consch is well-equipped with spring action kitty-puntin' power.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:07 am
Legend has it, he can punt 'em over 100 yards and has an inhuman affinity for landing them in the middle of oncoming traffic.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:10 am
I hear tell that even the sound of one ineffectual 'mew' is enough to transform him into a blinding tornado of fluffy white a**-puntin' rage.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:13 am
And best of all, he' my public relations messiah! heart
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:22 am
Indeed. I heard that after one particularly incensing mew, he lured lured a number of fluffy white kittens onto a raft with herbal shampoo and kicked them off toward Canada and that he "uh... really hopes they don't drown or get eaten my lake sharks or anything."
And yes, he is a lean, man, public relatin' machine.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:25 am
Patsy Walker And best of all, he' my public relations messiah! heart That isn't a conflict of interest with your position in my administration, right?
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:27 am
Spider_Jerusalem Patsy Walker And best of all, he' my public relations messiah! heart That isn't a conflict of interest with your position in my administration, right?The dude's bigger than Jesus, Mr President.
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