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 Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:28 pm
Reduced to beating old men, Hardy?
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:35 pm
...CHEESE?! IN A CAN?!
...That's the most amazing invention I've ever seen!
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:36 pm
Scott Colton ...CHEESE?! IN A CAN?! ...That's the most amazing invention I've ever seen! "Try putting it on Jello." *Eats cheez wiz covered jello* "Yum..."
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:37 pm
*Gets easily amazed by the Jell-O.*
eek
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:38 pm
*Pulls out his Ipod*
"What about this? It plays music!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:39 pm
...Get with the times, Cabana.
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:40 pm
My name is not Colt Cabana! It's Matt Classic and I'm from 1952! mad
*Looks to i-Pod.*
...GEE WHIZ!
*Shakes his booty to teh musack.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:43 pm
*Switches it, accidentaly, to christian rock*
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GOD TURNS HIS BACK ON THEE!"
*Tosses the Ipod into a 1999 trash compactor*
((Good Night, y'all. I gotsa get up at 5 tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Remember, VOTE ON THE SLAMMIES!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:45 pm
*Looks to trash compactor.*
....
*Throws a piece of paper in it.*
eek !
*GASP!*
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:47 pm
Look, a dish washer. stare
*points to a Dhish washer*
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:49 pm
Matt Hardy 1.0 Look, a dish washer. stare *points to a Dhish washer* ...What are you, stupid? That thingymajigger right there isn't a woman.
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:51 pm
It's a robot. People created it so women would stop complaining. Watch.
*Puts a dish in it and makes the machine start to clean it.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:53 pm
Roe-butt?! What the ******** is a roe-butt?! mad
I'd rather have a woman do it. Then it gives me the excuse to whack them with the newspaper.
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:54 pm
Beating your wife is illegal.
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