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 Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:15 am
schzoid_baka  Aerith: "Bwahahaha!! Time to cleanse this [explict deleted] [explict deleted] stupid planet once and for all!!" THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:23 am
soadshuyin schzoid_baka http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/141/0/2/O/141024695O100754601.jpg Aerith: "Bwahahaha!! Time to cleanse this [explict deleted] [explict deleted] stupid planet once and for all!!" THAT IS BRILLIANT!!! Hum... You like that kinda humour, interesting.... Man, that would be one hell of a day if Aeris did that... Sephiroth'd stay evil and take her in as a partner, and they'd rule the world. That'd be hella crazy...
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:34 am
Jhay-R soadshuyin schzoid_baka http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/141/0/2/O/141024695O100754601.jpg Aerith: "Bwahahaha!! Time to cleanse this [explict deleted] [explict deleted] stupid planet once and for all!!" THAT IS BRILLIANT!!! Hum... You like that kinda humour, interesting.... Man, that would be one hell of a day if Aeris did that... Sephiroth'd stay evil and take her in as a partner, and they'd rule the world. That'd be hella crazy... I grew up on the good old WWF and the Grand Theft Auto series. I cant help but love this s**t.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:45 am
Jhay-R Hum... You like that kinda humour, interesting.... It's not so much that I like that kind of humor, it's that it's something you wouldn't expect Aerith to say, right? And it's all around funny. xp xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:47 am
schzoid_baka Jhay-R Hum... You like that kinda humour, interesting.... It's not so much that I like that kind of humor, it's that it's something you wouldn't expect Aerith to say, right? And it's all around funny. xp xd Nah, I was talking about Shuyin. Didn't expect him to like stuff like that... Surprises me... I can't think of anything, I used up all my golden thoughts way back when...
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:21 pm
Hojo: So, I said to my doctor... Please Doc! You gotta help me!
Vincent: ...... I'M NOT A DOCTOR YOU FRICKIN' IDIOT!!! *back-hands Hojo with a cheesecake* P Join the Dark Side....
Cloud: *eating cheesecake* We have Cakie Pie. ^_^
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:42 pm
Aeris: REDRUM! REDRUM!
Sephiroth: Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:02 pm
drunk Aeris: F*CK YOU CLOUD AND THE CHOCOBO YOU ROAD IN ON!!! YOU DUMPED ME!!!
Cloud: AERIS!?! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!
drunk Aeris: YEAH AND YOU DUMPED ME AND LEFT ME FOR DEAD!!!! YOU WENT WITH THAT WHORE SEPHIROTH!!!!
Cid: *gets popcorn* I know why I got up today
Cloud:No I didn't!! I don't roll like that!!!
drunk Aeris: I HAVE PROOF!!!! *shows picture of Cloud and Sephiroth holding hands wearing the dress from that one part in the game*
Cloud:uh....I can explain
drunk Aeris: EXPLAIN THIS b***h!! *stabs Cloud with really pointy flowers*
Cid: FIGHT BACK FIGHT BACK FIGHT BACK!!!!!
Cloud: OW!!! That hurt! I'm telling on you!
Cid: CLOUD FIGHT BACK FIGHT BACK!!!!
Sephiroth: Honey I heard you scream! is everything alright
Cloud: Sephiroth now is not the time dear
drunk Aeris: SEE I KNEW IT!!!! *gets Sephiroths Katana*
Cid: this just keeps on getting better and better
drunk Aeris: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!! *stabs Cloud and Sephiroth*
Cloud: AHHHH NO!!!!! dead....
*Cloud wakes up from dream*
Cloud: oh god it was just a dream a horrible horrible dream
*see's sephiroth in a hospital bed next to him*
Sephiroth: Go back to sleep
Cloud:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:52 pm
 sephiroth surprised h yes...go sexy,go sexysephy,its ya birthday! jenova:SEPHIROTH!! STOP DOING DIRTY THINGS AND TRY TO DESTRoY THE WORLD,ONLY TO BE THWARTED BY CLOUD!! Sephroth:yes mommy...*walks away..then runs back and does one last pose*
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:49 pm
X~Solar Boy Kal~X sephiroth surprised h yes...go sexy,go sexysephy,its ya birthday! jenova:SEPHIROTH!! STOP DOING DIRTY THINGS AND TRY TO DESTRoY THE WORLD,ONLY TO BE THWARTED BY CLOUD!! Sephroth:yes mommy...*walks away..then runs back and does one last pose* Aeris: "My, Sephiroth truly is, the Sexy boy of this game..." Vincent: "No, I am! They flaunt my butt everywhere they go! Just play Dirge of Cerberus!" Cloud: "I'm the Hero, of course I'm the sexiest, I don't know what you're thinking about!" Yuffie: "I think Cait is sexy..." Everyone: *stares at her* Yuffie: "What?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:12 pm
Jhay-R X~Solar Boy Kal~X sephiroth surprised h yes...go sexy,go sexysephy,its ya birthday! jenova:SEPHIROTH!! STOP DOING DIRTY THINGS AND TRY TO DESTRoY THE WORLD,ONLY TO BE THWARTED BY CLOUD!! Sephroth:yes mommy...*walks away..then runs back and does one last pose* Aeris: "My, Sephiroth truly is, the Sexy boy of this game..." Vincent: "No, I am! They flaunt my butt everywhere they go! Just play Dirge of Cerberus!" Cloud: "I'm the Hero, of course I'm the sexiest, I don't know what you're thinking about!" Yuffie: "I think Cait is sexy..." Everyone: *stares at her* Yuffie: "What?" *jenova comes out with a shorgun*YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!! sephiroth:*comes out naked* who is it mommy?
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THE TRUE RAZGRIZ rolled 3 20-sided dice:
9, 7, 10
Total: 26 (3-60)
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:06 pm
Cid:-ummm Cloud do you think I should keep this lit dynamite stick under your pillow?
Cloud :- huhwhu--what. can't you se I'm sleeping?
whatever it is it can deffinetly wait
after that Cloud gets up
3minutes later BOOM
Cloud:-HEY THAT COULDA BEEN ME WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
Cid;- crying moooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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THE TRUE RAZGRIZ rolled 3 20-sided dice:
15, 4, 6
Total: 25 (3-60)
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:59 pm
I an teh bestest!11111 huh, that reminds me... Vincent:look at my BOOM STICK (its from a old movie, BOOM STICK= gun)
yeah it's from "ARMY OF DARKNESS"
very funny
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:49 pm
Zell Dincht from FF8 and Cid Highwind are planning to make some big fireworks on the beach near the orphanage
Zell *opened the door slowly and sneaked outside, he looked around himself*: Yo! Cid, come over here, there's no one outside, it's midnight *whispered*
Cid: okay! I'll bring my fireworks! *whispered*
*Cid went and came with dynamite!*
Zell: WHOA! ARE YOU NUTS?! YOU'RE GONNA BLOW UP THE WHOLE ORPHANAGE!
Cid: SHHHH! lower yer voice or they'll hear ya! *whispered*
Zell: Ok, but I don't have anythin' to do with this!
*Seifer comes over the beach*: guys! what are you doing?!
Cid: fireworks!
Seifer: Oh great! I wanna join you
Zell: Man! You gotta be kiddin' me! this is too scary!
Seifer: SHUT UP CHICKEN-WUSS!
Zell: SAY WHAT?! evil
Cid: Zell, gimme a hand here, I want ya to bury this dynamite!
Zell: No way man. I can't do it!
*Barret comes*
Barret: Whatcha fools doin' out there in midnight?!
Seifer: Fireworks!
Barret: I love those frickin' stuff!
Zell: Too scary!
*Cloud and Tifa come*
Cloud: hey Zell, if you can't be a man then go to bed kid!
Zell: I'M NO KID MORON!
Tifa: Okay, then shut up and stop being a chicken
*Squall and Rinoa came*
Squall: she's right, you're the worst chicken in the world Zell!
Rinoa: Yeah! you can't even be useful enough to lay eggs!
*Irvine, Selphie and Yuffie came*
Irvine: hey fellas! Cid! I wanna be shootin' those thingies!
Cid: Just wait till I'm done
Yuffie: this is gonna be awesome!
Selphie: I think Zell is gonna tell!
*Seifer takes his sword and put it on Zell's neck*
Seifer: is that right, chicken-wuss?!
Zell*swallows*: n-n-n-n-n-no!
Barret: I thought so, cuz I was about to kick yer a** till ya scream like a chicken!
Cid: All set!
All: YAY! LET'S BLOW UP THE WHOLE FRICKIN' BEACH!
*Vincent was watching from a distance, he decided to scare the hell outta them! he transforms into one of his limitbreaks, runs towards them and roars like crazy! it was dark so they didn't know what it was!*
Irvine:what the hell is that?! confused
*Zell pees in his pants!*: MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!
Yuffie: Gimme a dynamite! I'm gonna blow it up!
*Cid ignites a dynamite and gives it to Yuffie*: here u go
*Yuffie aims and throws*: Bull's eye!
*Vincent ducks and evades*
Barret: Oh s**t!
*Sephiroth opens the door a distance behind Vincent*
Sephiroth: guys! dinner's ready!
*then the dynamite blows near Sephiroth's face! his face becomes all black!*
Yuffie: Oops!
*for the first time in his life, Vincent bursts into laughs!*
*tears gatherng in his eyes* Sephirtoth: I'm gonna tell Matron! my new hair cut! all turned from white to black! waaaaaaah! crying
Squall: quickly! blow the rest before they come back!
Cid: right away!
*ignites all dynamites*
Selphie: run! the beach is gonna explode to smithereens!
*the dynamites exploded before they could do anything, the explosion threw all of them into the ocean*
*Sephitoth and Matron with all the others are floating*
Matron: I'M GONNA ASK ONLY ONCE! WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
*They all point to Zell*
Zell: WHAT?! NO!
MATRON: ALL OF YOU, YOUR PUNISHMENT IS TO SWIM THE OCEAN TILL WE FIND ANOTHER ORPHANAGE! AS FOR YOU DEAR ZELL, I'M GONNA TURN THIS OCEAN INTO A GIGANTIC CHICKEN SOUP FROM BEATIN' THE SOUP OUTTA YER FRICKIN' BODY!!! AND I'M NOT GONNA STOP TILL I MAKE THE OCEAN FULL WITH CHICKEN SOUP!!! U BETTA SAY YER PRAYERS, CUZ SHARKS FRICKIN' LOVE CHICKEN SOUP!!!
Zell:B-b-b-b-b-b-but aren't sharks asleep at midnight?!
*Vincent transforms into a shark!*
Vincent: MMMMMM! I SMELL CHICKEN!!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zell*pees again!*: MAMAAAAA!
*Zell cries and Matron starts beating him mrgreen *
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