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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:09 pm
We love you Daggeh. <3
Daegonna says (9:03 PM): Dagoth has all the people to people skills of a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:11 pm
Rose Lankai says: (8:55:24 PM) She'll tell Roan, it's something she should tell her sire... but she cut ties with him and Roan's the cloest to a sire she has now.>>; Rose Lankai says: (8:55:26 PM) Maybe it'll butter her up. Daegonna says: (8:56:01 PM) Buttered Roan? Daegonna says: (8:56:11 PM) Why does that sound like some kind of sinfully good food? Rose Lankai says: (8:56:13 PM) Sounds yummy.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:21 am
You don't know what a great quote is until you hear your cell mate tell you to hold onto the soap.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:15 am
.][Smarky Smark][. Holy Cockshit Gears of War 2! says (10:07 AM): http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1203597881316.jpg Rose Lankai says (10:07 AM): >> Rose Lankai says (10:08 AM): I'm afraid. .][Smarky Smark][. Holy Cockshit Gears of War 2! says (10:09 AM): shed get in full force Rose Lankai says (10:09 AM): *Clicks.* >> Rose Lankai says (10:09 AM): XDD Rose Lankai says (10:09 AM): Trying to say I'm a Geek Goddess now? XP .][Smarky Smark][. Holy Cockshit Gears of War 2! says (10:10 AM): Depends if I get boobs or not .][Smarky Smark][. Holy Cockshit Gears of War 2! says (10:10 AM): XD Rose Lankai says (10:10 AM): Jer doesn't get pictures of my boobs, do you think you will? .][Smarky Smark][. Holy Cockshit Gears of War 2! says (10:11 AM): Because Im british Rose Lankai says (10:11 AM): Your accent only goes so far, Daggeh. XP .][Smarky Smark][. Holy Cockshit Gears of War 2! says (10:11 AM): IT HAS GODLIKE POWERS
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:27 am
lol I want Godlike... crying I want boobs lmao
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:29 am
6anti6matter6: Guitar Hero controller vs. actual guitar 6anti6matter6: GUESS WHICH ONE WILL GET YOU LAID. PainkillerJer: See, it's funny, because I can play both. PainkillerJer: At a party of mine a while back, I had it plugged up to my TV, and 5-starred Cowboys From Hell. PainkillerJer: Some drunk idiot came up to me and was like, "Hey f**, I bet you can't actually play guitar." 6anti6matter6: oh shi- PainkillerJer: Yeah, pretty much. I was like, "Be right back." PainkillerJer: I went to my room, got my guitar and amp, came downstairs, plugged them in to their respective holes, and proceeded to play Cowboys From Hell. For real. PainkillerJer: He sit the ******** down. 6anti6matter6: lol PainkillerJer: Later that night, I had sex with the girl he came to the party with. 6anti6matter6: ... 6anti6matter6: How can I subscribe to your newsletter?
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:23 pm
Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:16 PM): posting now Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:16 PM): I have to play hose ya know Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:16 PM): host* [Officially Jesus-] says (9:16 PM): Just give her a d***o and tell her to entertain herself. Apollo // says (9:16 PM): xP Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:16 PM): Laaaaame Rose Lankai says (9:16 PM): Nah. Rose Lankai says (9:16 PM): They gotta do girl on girl action. [Officially Jesus-] says (9:16 PM): And film it. Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:16 PM): *punts Rose* Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:17 PM): You dishonor my gender Rose Lankai says (9:17 PM): X3 [Officially Jesus-] says (9:17 PM): You've infiltrated the male gender with your man boobs. Rose Lankai says (9:17 PM): I love how she says, "my" not "our". Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:17 PM): Yes but I can always seemlessly revert back [Officially Jesus-] says (9:18 PM): No you can't. Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:18 PM): Rose has invisible testys that make her horny Rose Lankai says (9:18 PM): >> Apollo // says (9:18 PM): ._. Rose Lankai says (9:18 PM): I told Jer not to tell people about those! Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:18 PM): TOO LATE Alice::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (9:18 PM): Bwahaha
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:55 am
I just don't do mornings well....
NightmareRush says: O-o.... youd need to get laid. (Ceron) says: But that will change soon, as I slowly devour everyone who has ever befriended the DeSeer. (Ceron) says: Sir that implies that I am a virgin, which I am not. (Ceron) says: Nothing pure about this one. NightmareRush says: Can I do your mom in the pooper (Ceron) says: Now that's just uncalled for. NightmareRush says: okok how about your sister... NightmareRush says: paper bag over the head? (Ceron) says: I don't even have a sister. NightmareRush says: You do now (Ceron) says: What you're going to put on a miniskirt and blouse and raise the pitch of your voice? NightmareRush says: hows your mom?
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:39 pm
[Officially Jesus-] says (7:28 PM): http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1203898879976.jpgRose Lankai says (7:28 PM): >> Rose Lankai says (7:28 PM): Firefox or Gaia just died.. (Ceron) says (7:29 PM): It appears to be FireFox Rose Lankai says (7:29 PM): There it goes. (Ceron) says (7:29 PM): Because Giaa is fine for me. Rose Lankai says (7:29 PM): It froze, but it's working now. Rose Lankai says (7:31 PM): *Curls up on Cer.* x.x (Ceron) says (7:31 PM): *huggles her* What's hte matter? [Officially Jesus-] says (7:31 PM): o_O Rose Lankai says (7:31 PM): My stomach hates me. xD Broked::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (7:31 PM): Awwwwh (Ceron) says (7:31 PM): Poor thing Rose Lankai says (7:32 PM): I'm trying to eat, because of my blood sugar... but my stomach doesn't want more food. XD (Ceron) says (7:32 PM): *rubs her stomach then, if nothing else then to at least sooth it* Broked::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (7:32 PM): thats like the sweetest most sad thing I've ever gotten from one of Ty's links [Officially Jesus-] says (7:32 PM): :'3 Broked::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (7:32 PM): *hugs* He has a soulllllll Broked::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (7:32 PM): Or it mightbe gas Broked::{Kill the lights, put on a show, it's all a lie but you'd never know..}::.. says (7:32 PM): he's been farting alot [Officially Jesus-] says (7:32 PM): It's gas. [Officially Jesus-] says (7:32 PM): -shits on Cer's cornflakes-
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:50 pm
One of the reasons I love Ceron... XD
Rose Lankai says (9:44 PM): Which reminds me... Rose Lankai says (9:44 PM): I need to call my psycho doctor and make an apt. Daegonna says (9:44 PM): lol (Ceron) says (9:44 PM): PSYCHO DOCTOR (Ceron) says (9:44 PM): That sounds like a fun name there. (Ceron) says (9:44 PM): "Wh...Who are you?!" Rose Lankai says (9:45 PM): He saw my mom the other day at the office and was like, Lisa didn't keep her apt.. I wanna see her or she can see one of the other doctors. (Ceron) says (9:45 PM): "I am Psycho Doctor, and I am the last thing you will ever see! AH HA HA HA!" (Ceron) says (9:45 PM): "PSYCHO CRUSHER"
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:37 pm
Loke Lankai 6anti6matter6: Guitar Hero controller vs. actual guitar 6anti6matter6: GUESS WHICH ONE WILL GET YOU LAID. PainkillerJer: See, it's funny, because I can play both. PainkillerJer: At a party of mine a while back, I had it plugged up to my TV, and 5-starred Cowboys From Hell. PainkillerJer: Some drunk idiot came up to me and was like, "Hey f**, I bet you can't actually play guitar." 6anti6matter6: oh shi- PainkillerJer: Yeah, pretty much. I was like, "Be right back." PainkillerJer: I went to my room, got my guitar and amp, came downstairs, plugged them in to their respective holes, and proceeded to play Cowboys From Hell. For real. PainkillerJer: He sit the ******** down. 6anti6matter6: lol PainkillerJer: Later that night, I had sex with the girl he came to the party with. 6anti6matter6: ... 6anti6matter6: How can I subscribe to your newsletter? *points at Bard* Need I say a WORD? *goes back to bed to snuggle her little pet metaller until time for work*
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:31 pm
Once again, Xbox Live provides entertaining moments amongst the clan... -insert some noobish preteen t**t discovering that there are Brits in the lobby, ala Call of Duty 4- Dag - Oh my gawd, people from another country! Who'd have thought? Annoying kid - Nah, you aren't British. That's SUCH a fake accent -a moment's pause, to let the stupidity sink in- Dag - Yeah, Bard? I'm sorry, I've been meaning to tell you. I'm sorry for hiding it, but I'm not really British. I live in, like, Orlando, ya know, Florida? -and thus comes the lulz at his gay impression- Later.... Dag - Yeah, Jamo, we've come to the conclusion that I've got a fake accent, and I live in Florida. Hell, wait, I live in Iraq. This is a break from my terrorist dayjob Iden - Yeah, its his downtime in between suicide bombings.... -another dramatic pause as the stupidity sinks in- Dag - Wait, wait, Iden, did you just say...between SUICIDE BOMBINGS?
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:51 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:10 pm
This had taken place in a group chat about '09 about Kat and things people shouldn't be doing/saying around her...
{.:Theta:.} says (8:00 PM): ...I will NOT stop laughing if I hear her saying "ASSHAT! =D [Pyrophiliac-] says (8:00 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Rose Lankai says (8:00 PM): Oh god. Rose Lankai says (8:00 PM): Lee wants to talk to her.. she gets the phone. "Asshat!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:13 pm
Let me give you the scene.... Helena- Malkavian kleptomania and sadism Patches- Helena'a child. Body Dsyphomic Disorder Edward- Assamite- Perfectionist OCD
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Helena and Patch go into a house to feed on mortals first. The room is covered in blood from the two victims. Helena and Patch leaving a bit for there pack mate Edward.
Edward: "How is this efficient? Half the blood is on the floor?" Patches: "So?" Helena: "Lick it off the ground if it bothers you so damn much.." Edward: " It's a waste of blood. It's no longer effective at this stage" Helena: " no?"
Proceeds to roll around in the blood on the ground until she is covered in it.
Helena: " Now it's not a waste" Edward: "I can not believe your my leader...."
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