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-Hmmm...*looking into telescope*

-Ha! I knew it!

-Xemnas, where are you?

Here, is there something wrong?-

-I have discovered that Kingdom Hearts is actually a MAN.

Is that even possible?-

-Look into the telescope if you don't believe me.

Oh.....my....Xemnas you should see this.-

You know...it looks like...-

..........-

Kingdom Hearts! You lied to me about your true gender!!!-

That whore kept our hearts AND lied to us about his identity!-

-For some reason I feel suddenly successful!

OMG.

Those were great. xD

-Xemnas, my belly button hurts.

Why is that, Sora?-

-I'm not sure...

Well, let me take a look at it.-

Okay.-

Dear GOD what is that??-

*walking in* Dude, Xemnas, I just found this amazing recip--

Holy s**t!-

What's wrong? Am I dying??-

I'm afraid so, Sora.-

-Awww...*walks out all sad*

So, what was wrong with him? I just felt like screaming 'holy s**t'.-

No idea, but his belly button looks like a moogle.-

Really? Damn, I should have looked closer.-

-Saix! I'm dying!!

Good! You'll burn with this terrible canvas!-

Someone's a bit snippy. Why you dying, Sora?-

My belly button has something wrong with it, and Xemnas said I'm going to die.-

-Well let's see what's wrong with it, okay?

Well...all right.-

Dear heavens! Xemnas is right!-

.....-

-It's....a piece of red fuzz...

-Axel, you moron, you could have scared the kid!

Hey, I was following the steps of our Superior. Now look who's betraying the Organization!-

-Whatever.

Ironically... I watched Bob Ross last week in band! >3<

"I like water."

"Let's make some happy trees -paints tree in the middle of the pond-"

xD

-All the single ladies, all the single ladies...

-Larxene, what's a single ladies?

-You mean 'single lady'. It's just a song, Sora.

-Oh, Axel said it meant something different...

-Yeah? What'd he say?

I dunno. He just told me to look at you and I'd figure it out.-

-Why that no good son of a--

Hey Larx, wanna get jiggy with the Xiggy?-

-Wha? No way, gramps.

Hmmph...I'm not that old...*walks away*-

-I guess Axel's right. Who'd want to date anyone around here anyway?

-Come back, Xigbar, I'll take you up on that offer!!

I guess that answers that question.-