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 Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:46 pm
Rammed the bowcaster up my butt.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:57 pm
Poured turpentine all over the guests at our Welcome to the Neighborhood party.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:59 pm
Had an affair... with Julius the Monkey-Boy!
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:08 pm
Hired a PI to follow me everywhere.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:31 pm
Did not approve of the mathematical-themed mime... xp
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:39 pm
Stowed me away in a windowless/doorless tower.
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:57 am
Because you have a better sense of fashion than me crying
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:39 pm
(Since we prefer you naked and slathered in olive oil, how does fashion sense enter the equation?)
Adopts third world children and takes them to every, other third world nation... Wait... That's Angelina Jolie, nevermind. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:11 pm
Adopts children from third world countries and then cooks them with a little garlic and a sprig of rosemary, even though he knows they go better with basil. D:<
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:46 pm
Stole the eyes of the Daemon Spawn and inserted them into her own sockets.
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:01 pm
Let Lock_Shock_Barrel blind me!
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:05 pm
He did the Macarena at our reception.
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:12 pm
(I could not tell we were at a reception because I was still blinded.)
Makes dinner and then throws it in my lap when she is angry.
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:40 am
He ate all seventy two of my pet kittens. D:
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:46 am
Does not tolerate kitty gastronomy D<
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