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 Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:03 am
AinokoIzumi Cid: *spits out cigarette* MY LONG-LOST SON! Zell: *getting emotional* DAAAAAAD! [the two embrace as waves crash and seagulls flut about] Cid: *sniff* I'm sorry I left you to your crack-whore prostitute mother... Zell: It's okay...I think...WHOA! You smell like FRANCE! ...O_o...? ROFL! that was great! crack whore prostitute mother! hahaha
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:06 am
Hotaru-hime *When the Shin-Ra soldiers corner Cloud before he jumps on the train* Cloud: You'll never take me alive, b****es!!! *jumps* Shin-Ra #1: He's getting away! Shin-Ra #2: No he's not. Cloud: *missed train and fell on tracks* Pain oozes through my body and pushes the blood out, de gozaru... pft... hahaha.... dude i could see cloud miss the train and being like, "aww! s**t! crapin monkeys!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:09 am
Diablo Darkfire The team is situated in the Golden Saucer planning their next move... A sudden Siren goes off* Cid leaps to his feet "To the Cidmobile!" Tifa blinks and says "Oh you so did not call the Highwind the Cidmobile... It was supposed to be the Boobmobile.." Vincent spraying over he "I like swords" Mobile paint and repaints to Clouds horror and it now says "The Highwind" again... (I know.. Not funny... But I have not had a reply yet... So I keep going) LMFAO! oh god! the "cid mobile"? thats great!
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:11 am
Diablo Darkfire -Sephiroth is threatening some little Kids- Rawr!? -Little kids scream- -Vincent jumps out- Thats it Sephiroth! Your days are numbered! ITS MORPHING TIME! -Whips out an Origional Power Rangers Morpher.- -Sephiroth- o.o; What the hell? -Vincent- Shut up I got it off E-bay... Now its time.... GO GO POWER RANGERS!! -Vincent holds it out- Undead power! -Vincent then transforms into his Chaos form and gives out a mighty roar- (No pun intended..) -Vincent reverts back to normal and blinks- That never happened in the show.... OMG! I LOVE THE POWER RANGERS! (only the first ones tho) BUT OMG THAT WAS SO THE FUNNIEST!
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:14 am
Taylor_Highwind OMG! I have been laughing like crazy at all of these *went back and read them*
This is kind of like a behind the scenes thing:
(scene where Aeris dies)
*Aeris waits on the altar, Cloud looking at her*
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Aeris: *whispers* What's taking him?
(suddenly, Sephiroth's sword falls and clangs on the altar. A few seconds later Sephiroth comes falling with it)
Seph: Oops...do over.
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wow im commenting alot! oh well i cant help but say how funny these are, and this one was fabulous, i could see sephiroth just totally falling after his sword and being like, crud, sorry
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:25 am
wow, so i guess i took up like this whole page kinda thing , id better come up with somthin funny so that you guys dont get mad at me sweatdrop .
~*~*~*~*~
reno: you know what cloud, i think that i am the hottest thing in this room. im even hotter than tifa.
tifa: hey! you cant say that, youre a guy! and besides what proves that youre sexy-er than me? i mean, i have large brests and everyone likes those!
reno: yeah, so, i have a nice butt, and you dont see me throwin it out to everyone *bends over and shows tifa* and besides, i can do this! *starts spinning on head*
tifa: whats that got to do with anything!?
cloud: no tifa, hes right, hes got a point. that really does make him the hottest thing in this room. i think i want reno now.
tifa: but reno is a guy!
cloud:im open for new ideas, you can have aries, she'll be good for you. *as cloud and reno walk off arm in arm*
reno: so cloud where do you want to go now?
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:43 am
nakikurasu_69 AinokoIzumi Cid: *spits out cigarette* MY LONG-LOST SON! Zell: *getting emotional* DAAAAAAD! [the two embrace as waves crash and seagulls flut about] Cid: *sniff* I'm sorry I left you to your crack-whore prostitute mother... Zell: It's okay...I think...WHOA! You smell like FRANCE! ...O_o...? ROFL! that was great! crack whore prostitute mother! hahaha fanks! ^_~
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:41 pm
*cloud wakes up and pulls off blankets*
cloud:ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! omg.......chocobo.....HEAD!!!!!!!! BARRET!!!!!!
*aeris and tiffa hear cloud from out on the deck of the highwind*
aeris surprised mg we shood see wut happened!
tiffa:its ok ever since barret found out he wus related to the godfather......
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:04 pm
Edge22 *Vincent, Cloud, and Cid are on the roof of some building spying on Sephiroth* Cloud: Whats going on? Vincent: Lets see the guy in leather with grey hair and the other guy in leather with bond hair are going over their but their leaving the guy with long grey hair and a very big katana behind Cid: Wait what? why would they leave Sephiroth behind Vincent: And now hes walking this way Sephiroth: Hey guys can I join you? Cid: Its definately a trap Vincent: Yes hes going to live in our airship they kill us when we sleep or worst Cid: Don't say it I can tell what your thinking Cloud: We know its a trap if he asked to crash with us Sephiroth: Can I also have a place to crash Vincent: I knew it were all gonna die *points his gun to Cids head and talks in a deep voice* Starting with you Cloud: GO SCREW YOURSELF WE KNOW YOUR ABOUT YOUR TRAP SO GO TELL YOUR BUDDY'S THAT YOUR PLAN FAILED Sephiroth: Okay............You got any Doritoes or some Oreo's? Cloud: Just get out of here. Cid: So you guys going to the party at Tifa's bar? Vincent: *in a deep voice* Your soul is a cavern of lies Cid: I take that as a yes Vincent: *Still in a deep voice* I will eat your heart and crap out your soul and souls taste like red bull which is disgusting
But it's especially funny because my friend likes Vincent and I like Cid and they always happen to get into funny situations together. This was just pure awesome!
I hope my friend sees this.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:07 pm
nakikurasu_69 Taylor_Highwind OMG! I have been laughing like crazy at all of these *went back and read them*
This is kind of like a behind the scenes thing:
(scene where Aeris dies)
*Aeris waits on the altar, Cloud looking at her*
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Aeris: *whispers* What's taking him?
(suddenly, Sephiroth's sword falls and clangs on the altar. A few seconds later Sephiroth comes falling with it)
Seph: Oops...do over.
-------- wow im commenting alot! oh well i cant help but say how funny these are, and this one was fabulous, i could see sephiroth just totally falling after his sword and being like, crud, sorry Yay! Thanks, I didn't think it'd sound funny.
Yeah, my cousin and I were joking about this happening and then Aeris gets all angry and stuff. xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:21 pm
*Reeve opens the door to his office and sees Reno at his desk*
Reeve: Reno, get away from my computer.
Reno: *doesn't even look up* hold on, I'm almost finished anyway...I just needed to get your latest surveilance photos and movies of Cloud and co. anyway.
Reeve:*anime sweatdrop* you know I only need to turn them in to Tseng. Now kindly get out.
Reno: we need 'em quicker today. whoah....nice picture! and movies! can I keep a few of these?
Reeve: keep what?
Reno: Hold on, I'll call them by their filenames...uhhh, Tifa_underskirt.jpg, Yuffie-does-wutai.wmv, and uh, what's this one with Cid and Vincen-
Reeve: GET THE HELL OUT!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:06 pm
Barret: ******** the gun! Ammo's to expensive anyway.
Cid: Vincent, where was your gun while you were in the coffin?
Vincent: You don't want to know.
Cid: Oh, come on! scream It can't be any worse than me being a Rage-a-holic.
Vincent: sweatdrop It was meant to make it look like my d**k wasn't deteriorating.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:11 pm
Palmer: I think I'm a Fatass.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 3:14 pm
Marlene: I hate you papa!!! I want Reno to be my daddy.
Barret: What?!?!?!
Marlene: Then Tifa can be my mommy! Reno really likes her.
Tifa: Be back in a year, come on Marlene.
Marlene: Yay, my daddy doesn't have a butt-ugly haircut anymore.
Barret: Oh well, back to making Cloud horny then.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:43 pm
guardianviper *Reeve opens the door to his office and sees Reno at his desk* Reeve: Reno, get away from my computer. Reno: *doesn't even look up* hold on, I'm almost finished anyway...I just needed to get your latest surveilance photos and movies of Cloud and co. anyway. Reeve:*anime sweatdrop* you know I only need to turn them in to Tseng. Now kindly get out. Reno: we need 'em quicker today. whoah....nice picture! and movies! can I keep a few of these? Reeve: keep what? Reno: Hold on, I'll call them by their filenames...uhhh, Tifa_underskirt.jpg, Yuffie-does-wutai.wmv, and uh, what's this one with Cid and Vincen- Reeve: GET THE HELL OUT!!!! hahaha! omg! reno is the greatest! god i love him. ~~~~ *on top of the sector 7 plate* reno: you think that you can stop us? if you som much as touch the..... CRAP! i forgot my line! cloud: reno! god damnit! learn your lines! reno: if i did that i wouldnt have time to check out tifa's latest panties. tifa: reno, thats so sweet. cloud: tifa we dont have time for this! reno has to learn his god damn lines! *vincent shows up* vincent: hey do i come in now? im gettin bored all alone in my coffin.... cloud: no! go back to you coffin! barret: i can go with you if it makes you feel better. vincent: okay... *barret and vincent begin walking off holding hands *cloud waving his finger at them* cloud: hey get back here! we have to finish this scene! *looks over at tifa and reno making out* cloud: what the hell! what is the matter with you people! some one get me a goddamn coffee and a bagel too! and it had better have strawberry creamcheese too!
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