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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:37 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:50 am
Someone yells R.E.A.D. A. B.O. and then everyone answers back O.K.
Right ofter that someone says 1.2.3 then everyone else says ROOTS. Then of cores when that is said someone then yells 1.2.3 then people mumble and stuff....
We can't curse in or band ever. So we replaced any curse word with this guy named Craig's name. Like: 'holy Craig!' or 'what the Craig!' Personally, I use this system to brake my own habit of cursing. I say Craig all the time...Btw he plays trombone for my band.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:30 pm
I'm not going to explain them...lol 1.AIR RAID! 2.Bob sagget! 3.Look a quarter! 4.Tap, Tap, Tap? and many others...
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:34 pm
Well, this is between me and my friend Evie. We have a really mean and fat band teacher. So we call her Ms. Squash 8D
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:17 pm
1. Danviz
2. Brenna
3. Any of Mr. Parson's stories.
4. VULTURES!!!
5. "Okay, some one take her out back.... No. We wouldn't do that to you. We'd just bury you in the snow and leave you there." (said after my coughing fit during Mr. Parson's "Stay Healthy" speech.)
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:35 pm
well this is not really a joke but it comes up ocasionally
1) there are only like 3 good saxes out of 20 in our band. so one time when they were playing a peice and played a wrong note our BD (which some of my friends call baldie) stops us and says that someone in the sax played a worng note. so then esther who is first seat yells out BEN! (who's 4th to the last seat). our BD countinues saying who played that wrong note and esther once again yells out BEN! so the convo goes like this
*BD makes us stop playing* BD: one sax palyed a worng note esther: BEN! BD: who played that wrong note? esther: BEN! BD: fix it esther:BEN! BD: ok you fixed it? now who played the wrong note? esther: BEN!
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:36 pm
yesterday in jazz band one of our tenor saxophones forgot his instrument so he was going to use a school inustrument. they didn't have mouthpieces so one of the other sax players said he could use hers, then she remember, SHE was using it already!!
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:50 pm
trumpet's you'd better start danseing!! I've got a bigger instrument than you and I'm still dancing!!!" that was one of the tuba's in our Pep band when we trumpets weren't dancing the "Gimmie" dance
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:00 pm
"Abuse the knowledge."
I always joke about getting a hold of the BD's phone to like, you know, get some phone numbers (like hers) and like, abuse it. I'm not sure if the BD knows too much about it, but a lot of people do. I really will do it one day. Because I'm just a stalker like that.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:00 pm
Well, we always called this guy "Bobby Cubed" last year because his name was Robert something the third and that was too fancy. Other than that, nothing really.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:08 pm
Oh one more!
PINAPPLE!!!!
I'm not even going to bother to explain uness someone asks...
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:49 pm
--Half of bad band is on crack --a quarted of God band is on crack --"Crash Them! Crash them like there's no tomorrow!!!" --"Look at this! Two bass clarinets are louder than eight trumpets! What's wrong with this picture?!" --"If you don't get that cybal this time, this baton is going to slip out of my hand and into your heart! HIT IT!" --Mr. Leech...'nough said... --"Attention Shoppers: Hail Satan" <-- My friend said that everyday --Bass Clarinets vs Tenor Saxes: "Hey tenors, you missed a note!" "Oh, yeah, well no one can even here you guys you suck so much!" "That's cause you guys play triple f when it's supposed to be double p!" "Oh yeah? Well - " Mrs. Turk:"Tenors, Basses, SHUT UP! We're going to start now! Tenors! Stop playing so DAMN LOUD!!" heh, it happens everyday, and I'm stuck in the middle of it lol
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:13 pm
~The Curse of the Altos ~"The Illustrious Mr. Clark's room, student speaking"
Those are the two that stand out most to me. There's a billion others.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:17 pm
1. Ok, so this first one is my teacher, Mr. K's favorite joke that he tells during our concerts: So, a guy walks in to a hospital with a duck on his head. The doctor asks, "Can I help you?" And the duck says, "Yeah, you can get this guy out from under my butt!" 2. It's ALWAYS VanVelzer's fault.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:17 pm
DR. BEAT!!!! I have more, I don't want to take the time to remember them all and them down. Maybe I'll do that some other time.
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