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 Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:17 pm
Bladed Alchemist cup_noodles Tenth Speed Writer Lethkhar Granted, you're moved up a year where you have no idea what's going on. No tutor, either. You can just fail the class. I wish all my homework was done correctly. Granted. You learn nothing from it, and phail. I wish I wish. Granted but as your wish, wish wasn't that specific I get to dictate some factors in your life.......
I wish for my friends to stop asking out random people. Granted, they all ask each other out. I wish that my kendo/iaido sensei would actually let me test for my 8th kyu on friday, even though I was supposed to... Damn... Granted, but you fail the test. I wish people in the ED would stop being assholes.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:44 pm
Granted. They stop talking altogether.
I wish that I had a forge and was a talented forger.
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Ignorance is Your Disease
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:48 pm
Granted, but you become obsessed with your art and die from starvation.
I wish I had a ferret.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:37 am
Kakeya_Penguin Granted, but you become obsessed with your art and die from starvation. I wish I had a ferret. Granted, it's now attacking random people in the streets for some unknown mating ritual. I wish...I didn't have any homework today. I probably will.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:42 pm
Granted. You believe you don't have any homework, when you do, you don't hand it in, and you fail your class miserably.
I wish I hadn't given Gaia one more week...
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:43 pm
Superior Jazz Granted. You believe you don't have any homework, when you do, you don't hand it in, and you fail your class miserably. I wish I hadn't given Gaia one more week... Granted, my wish hadn't come true. So I really DIDN'T have homework. : ) I wish that I could drink soda in moderation.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:10 pm
Granted, but now you drink so much tea and coffee instead of soda that your teeth get all yellow anyways. Damn.
I wish the snail mail was faster.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:36 pm
Granted. The mail is now panther mail, and the panther eats you. smile
I wish that I lived in Japan, could speak Japanese and that I wasn't allergic to fish or any Japanese food.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:43 pm
Bladed Alchemist Granted. The mail is now panther mail, and the panther eats you. smile I wish that I lived in Japan, could speak Japanese and that I wasn't allergic to fish or any Japanese food. Granted. The 4chan weeaboo squad tracks you down mercilessly. I wish being a teenager wasn't a complete pain in the a**.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:43 pm
Granted, but Japan's economy crashes overnight and you go bankrupt.
I wish I didn't have to make up for the snow days we had this week during the summer. xp
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:53 pm
Lethkhar Granted, but Japan's economy crashes overnight and you go bankrupt. I wish I didn't have to make up for the snow days we had this week during the summer. xp Granted you get to make them up on weekends.
I wish that Jesus freaks would keep their comments to themselves.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:46 pm
Granted, they instead express themselves by randomly beating people to death.
I wish I could make theists see logic.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:31 am
Granted, but they chose christian logic and are shoving a bible down your throat.
I wish for an angelic sash
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:44 am
Granted. You get a white piece of cloth in real life. Have fun!
I wish it wasn't so icy so I could ride my bike regularly.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:51 pm
Granted. As you ride, you get a flat and have to push your bike back home.
I wish my feet weren't cold.
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