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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
100
Total: 100 (1-100)
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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:51 am
MOVE b***h, GET OUT THE WAY!!
Nothing stood in his way as he tore up the beach in a run.
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
23
Total: 23 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:52 am
Melon sludge, to the face.
Sasha sighed and swept her hand down her face, flinging the residue free with a low grunt of haughty disapproval.
Grace and candor, my a**.
Maybe she could hit something this time.
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:52 am
Oh, you thought he was headed for the monster?
Wrong.
Otto leapt into the water. He wanted to wash off the sand and sticky melon. Feels good man.
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prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 1
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:52 am
Not only were no melons forthcoming, but he actually made it to the creature and managed a swing without overbalancing himself. This should have been more satisfying than it was. Instead, it just fed his simmering rage.
HP: 50/50
Dmg: 4
Charge: 2/3, 0/3
Boss HP: 14
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 1
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:55 am
Frickin' finally. Sasha hacked and slashed and sent water frothing as she furiously attacked. Sure didn't seem to do much damage. < At least I am nearly ready, little bird.> If we can even hit it, Nona.Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: 2 :l Charge: 2/3 || 1/2 Boss HP: 12
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
39
Total: 39 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:57 am
JERRY TO SAVE TEH DAY WITH BOOM STICK? Quote: 21 - 40: A watermelon explodes on the ground next to you, pieces of it getting all over your bathing suit and for a second, obscuring your vision. ARG YOU CANT SEE YOU ARE BLINDED FOR LIFE. Oh wait, its just watermelon. You proceed to attack normally.
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
45
Total: 45 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:58 am
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LP rolled 1 100-sided dice:
16
Total: 16 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:58 am
Ali was trying to help. Somehow.... when a melon came flying right towards her and SMACK. Right in the tatas, for a few minutes Ali sat there trying to catch her breath. Oh good lord that hurt.
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:59 am
"DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS!" Jerry howled,blasting forth with the fervor of a man-turned-woman hoping the reward would be a fancy island drink.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 4
Charge: -/3 || 2/3
Boss HP: 8
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:00 am
It appeared that the monster had noticed him again. Jordan made a sound much like an undignified whimper. Why couldn't the monster launch a melon at Allan? Maybe then the guy would get sufficiently pissed to attack it. ... Or maybe he'd just crumple into a pile. That might happen.
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demon_pachabel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
37
Total: 37 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:00 am
Okay, maybe she was ready to be up and try actually hitting the damn melonbeast again. However, as she rose up to her feet, a Watermelon exploded next to her, causing her to reel back in surprise as red gushiness just splattered all over her.
She was really glad that was watermelon and not another hunter or something. She'd seen enough of that as of late.
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
68
Total: 68 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:02 am
Watermelon in every crack and crevice. Jerry was not enjoying herself. At all. Take aim and fire... Quote: 61- 80: You slip on a piece of stray watermelon as you attempt to get closer and fall flat on your face. Noone saw that right? You quickly get up and proceed to attack normally.
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
88
Total: 88 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:02 am
Sasha was determined to make that final charge happen. Like a quick little fiend she darted between melons hither and yon.
Sasha took a wide stance and prepared to attack!
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
83
Total: 83 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:03 am
Either the monster had missed, or Jordan had performed a Matrix-quality dodge. It was probably the former, but he was going to pretend it was the latter.
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demon_pachabel rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 9
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:04 am
It seemed that despite the fact she'd tried to not get watermelon in her eyes, she'd gotten it there anyways, which made her attempt to actually attack the damn melonbeast miss horribly and completely. She really wanted to swear angrily about it overall.
Her boobs were making her useless!! (How Rep like...)
HP: 50/50
Damage: Miss - Cass hates her boobs
Charge: 0/3 || 0/2
Boss HP: 12
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