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 Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:49 am
His knight was right. A spoonsword would be a pretty excellent weapon to have. He'd just haphazardly called the serving spoon by that name, but he was certain he could fashion something properly swordy out of it if he were given enough time... "We'll get you a spoonsword. My best knight will have to have the best weapons because I'm the best King of Pain." The reasoning was solid. He watched as the awful little elephants evaded him, frowning at their cleverness. He was strong and powerful, but they had grown more cunning. They were a worthy adversary. "Okay, okay. We may need another plan here. Good work, though." He gave him a nod of approval, frowning as he tried to consider his options.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:57 am
King was getting wrapped up into this and now, he was to far from caring to really mind. "Oh, that would be wonderful. I would like the best weapon." His tag was actually wagging if slowly now. Looking briefly at the elephants he growled and snapped his jaw at them.
"If we had snow I me able to sneak up on them, but sadly-" he looked around. "My abilities to do not extend to other materials." Scratching at his ear, he debated. "Perhaps we might distract them? If you would be willing we might try to herd them back."
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:17 am
Busying himself with finding things to attach to the spoon to make it a feasible spoonsword, Thackery nodded along with everything his Knight of the Frost was saying. "Well, making snow is one of the rare things beyond my capabilities - and, believe me, there's not many of those - but yeah... yeah, we can manage a distraction." By the time he finished speaking, he'd securely tied a knife to the end of the serving spoon using a balloon string. He held it in the knight's direction (nobody could say he wasn't a generous king) and glanced back at the table for some ideas. "Looks like we've got...sandwiches...cake... I know. We'll throw it all." He knew the idea was pretty flawless, but looked to him for approval nonetheless.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:24 am
Taking the spoonsword, he grinned. "Most excellent. Thank you." He gave an experimental stab with it. Good good, nice and balanced. He's get many with this new weapon at his disposal.
Glancing to the cakes he nodded. "They will be under heavy pastry fire until we drive them back, I will try to crush them in my jaws or stab them Though the satisfaction of catching one's prey... thrilling."
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poke mattix rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:38 am
Getting a closer look at the refreshment table showed...that there wasn't much happening. She could hear students shouting in the bathroom and see a few others mingling about, but apart from that, nothing. "Aww.." She was a little disappointed...and quite thirsty. For some strange reason, she wanted a drink. As in Really wanted a drink. And of course there was a bowl of punch nearby, so she went of and poured herself a drink. She drank it down, then looked around the room to see if Yuki had followed her. As she wondered if she should brave the bathroom, she noticed that everything was now looking...purple. A little strange. Sure she was mainly purple and blue, but that didn't mean she was supposed to see in those colors. Not to mention she could see things sparkle. This was...more then a little weird. As she watched Yuki from the table, her feelings changed from all cute and fluffy to...strong, confident. Like she really didn't care that she was small and only half Yuki's size, or that he had got a match up with Jericho instead of her. She'd tell that dragon to piss off if he even dared to get close to him. "Yuki" she addressed him coolly, and then held out a cup of punch. "Drink it. Now." She then looked around at the pink elephants that had suddenly appeared, and were bouncing around the room. She didn't worry about them for now, she was more concerned with getting Yuki to drink.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:02 am
It was a bit ridiculous for a king to have to do the dirty work of fighting enemies, but when the king happened to be as powerful as he...it was understandable. He slid a large plate of finger foods off of the refreshment table, cradling it carefully, and picked up one of the little sandwiches. "Yes, yes, bite and crush and then bring them all back to me. And when we're done, we'll count up their corpses and have a party for each one we killed!" They were going to have so many parties. Probably with dancing. "Okay." He crouched just slightly, clutching the sandwich. "Steady...steady..." "ATTACK!Tiny sandwiches and chocolates and petit gores went sailing through the air towards the elephants. War had begun.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:31 am
King was off like a bolt, snapping and stabbing as bet he could. One good thing about being a ghost? Cake went right through him. He would admit though, the bites he got were less than satisfactory. No crunch at all. Huffing as he was pretty sure he got that last of them, he ran back to Thackey.
"Is that all of them sire? Or are they bringing in reinforcements?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:06 am
No one really had to go far to catch up to Barth, and Calder was tapping a hoof as the boil was walking away. If he walked more than two feet after this point, Calder was DRAGGING him back. No one just walked away from him, and Barth had been challenging him all night. He'd whip him into shape if that's what it took. Whip. Calder grinned.
At all the commotion behind him, he spun around. Israfel was sewing, Christof was wobbling, and Riley was clutching her pumpkin and looking just downright pathetic! Sure, he saw the elephants, but he felt like he could trample them all! "Oh get a grip, will you. Riley, everyone here will protect Malodore, and you, since you seem off your rocker today. If you are a mommy now, you have to be strong to protect your scarling. If not, I'll take that kid from you if you can't protect it." He hoped that put a little bit of fire under her.
At Israfel, he just rolled his eyes. "We're not going into the ventilation system. If anything so much as messes with me today, I'll rip it's face, spill it's blood, tear out each organ and dip it all in the water to make a soup to eat." He thought of it. Blood, meat, and water. "Actually, that sounds very nice. Let's hope more come." He flicked his tail and glanced back at Barth.
"I've fought enough things that having ANYTHING mess with MY Scarentines is going to have it's vocal chords ripped out with my teeth so that when I beat it to death, it can't even scream." No one messed with HIS romantic night. Not elephants, not pumpkins, and not pissy boilfriends.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:43 am
Glancing at Shehk with confusion, Jericho soon scrambled up to his feet, clutching his head. The music. It wasn't stopping. And the whispers were mocking him for it. Once he opened his eyes, he just saw the elephants surrounding him. They all grinned before slowly advancing in on the dragon. They weren't going away. They needed to go away! Quickly looking around, he bolted for the refreshments table, aiming to hide underneath it. That should be a good hiding spot.. right?
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:10 am
This had been.
The worst idea.
Ever.
Being a coward in the midst of a bunch of pink elephants had possibly been the worst idea to ever, yeah she'd been trying to be brave, but that had the opposite effect of what she would have liked. It left her in the midst of the enemy, tail curled between her legs with her ears flattened back while she attempted to growl threateningly.
It certainly sounded like a growl, but it didn't sound anywhere near threatening and her head was starting to pound and she couldn't think straight. They were everywhere, everywhere...everywhere......
Her attempt at bravery while her head wasn't clear was to collapse to the floor in the fetal position, regretting every decision she'd ever made.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:14 am
What was that little pink blob? A heart? A petal? No, no, it was getting larger, getting closer, it seemed to have some sort of natural shape, like a mammal with a long nose and--
She shrieked.
"MORT! MORT! WHAT IS THAT?!" The ghoul overbalanced and thumped against the floor, taking this moment to clutch the zomboil's legs in terror. Was this an attack?!
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:29 pm
Herryk didn't really know what was going on. He only had words for Hel, though it took him a moment to come to grips with the fact that the ghoul had just driven her fist into his gut. Though she was small, it still hurt, and Herryk doubled over with a wheeze. Her words hurt more. His vision was swimming with a sick yellow color, and all of the more regal emotions that had been dominating Herryk were suddenly drowned out by the overpowering urge to either cry or pee. Herryk wasn't sure which one he felt like dealing with first. "Hel is so cruel," the behemoth wailed, cringing away from the smaller valkyrie. "The cruelest sister of all. Herryk is going to tell Freya what Hel has said! He is going to tell Freya!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:43 pm
Israfel shrugged at Calder. "Well that's only one way out. If you don't like it don't take it? Like I said, we try the windows or distracting them."
He looked back out the room. "If you want to help maybe take care of the elephants? If you go all ragey I think they would be good targets. Everybody wins!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:51 pm
Apparently, not only did Hel feel bossy, but she felt like a bully as well. It felt good. “ Aww, widdle Herryk gonna cry?” She cooed to him with a grin. “ Go ahead, go run to my sister! Go cling to her apron strings and sob like a widdle scareling! Go grow a real beard while you are at it too!”
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bipolar bee rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:22 pm
Herryk blinked his eyes a few times, waves of red overcoming his vision. He was almost certain that he was on fire, and he was doubly certain that Hel needed a spanking. A hard, open-palmed spanking -- either that or a punch in the face. Rage burned in his stomach, curling into his chest. Hel's words only incensed him further. "Hel is lucky she is just a small and wimpy two-toned little runty monster -- and Hel is also lucky that she is Freya's sister because if Hel was any other ghoul," Herryk clenched his hand into a fist before driving it into the palm of his opposite palm. " If Hel was any other ghoul, Herryk would show Hel how a real boil acts," he seethed. "AND WHY IS IT SO JACKING HOT IN THIS ROOM?!"
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