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 Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:14 pm
Gale had been about to ask Jordan for some love advice, since it seemed like the other might know a few trade secrets.
Except Harrison sort of intervened.
Since it was Christmas, he let the fact that Harrison had just planted one on him slide.
Almost.
Confused Gale is confused.
"Wat."
Then he got a snowball to the face and promptly over. This was before he righted himself, grabbed Bix by his scarf, and proceeded to dump snow down the front of his shirt this time.
And Robert too for good measure.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:18 pm
This kid did not just dump snow down Robert's shirt.
Robert screamed like a little girl, grabbed Gale, and tried to flip him over so his head could be dunked into the ******** THAT BURNS MY NIPPLES ******** ******** ********."
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:29 pm
This was followed by the very mature "HEY YOU STARTED IT!" from Gale.
And then more attempts at stuffing snow down Robert's shirt, since he really didn't appreciate Robert's attempts at making him into an ostrich.
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 10
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:35 pm
Bix was screeching from the cold but also laughing. "Iiiii'm dreaming of a whiiite Christmaaaasss...ohshitSANTANATOR." Somehow Robert talking about the evil snow-bot reminded him that it existed.
He spun and fired madly at the self-destructing monstrosity. His weapon was pulsing, Mina demanding him to fire her but he didn't seem to listen or care at the moment. When this JOY thing was over he was definitely going to have a hard time.
HP: 25 / 50
Target: SANTANATOR 3000
Charge: 3 / 3
Damage done: 5
Boss's HP: ---
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:41 pm
Harrison brushed the snow off, and shrugged at Jordan. The guy had asked.
This time it was Gale that launched into action, and after that there was a lot of wrestling and swearing.
"GUYS," Harrison said, expression wobbling, "don't be so angry, okay? It's Christmas."
It's not Christmas. B0nez said.
"And we have to save it. And we can't do that unless we're all working together." Harrison was not even sure how Christmas was in danger, but he was pretty sure someone mentioned it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:48 pm
"SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED IN THIRTY SECONDS," Santanator 3000 suggested very loudly, "HAVE A NICE DAY." Its lights began to flash a little brighter than usual, its humming got a little louder and it really seemed like perhaps letting Santanator 3000 detonate was not the best idea ever.
"Hmm..." Remarked Julie, crossing out a line of finalists, before pondering very hard on the last two. "I think the winner should be...."
"SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED IN TWENTY SECONDS. HAVE A NICE DAY."
"Ahh... I think I have it now!" The Moon Hunter managed to duck with rather impressive skills a couple of errant snowballs flying her general direction. "No, wait, should it be..."
"SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED IN TEN SECONDS. HAVE A NICE DAY."
"Okay! I think I got this correctly this time. No, no wait, I forgot to include...no.. this is it..."
"SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED IN FIVE SECONDS. HAVE A NICE DAY."
Julie stood up. "The snow sculpture contest winner is-"
A couple of things happened. The first was the notable lack of Dr. H or Aria in Santanator 3000's discernible vicinity. The second was that Caelius had finally stopped talking to let the trainees digest more of his speech on battling ethics before pressing on. "I hope you trainees have not forgotten that-"
"SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED. HAVE A NICE- ."
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP? YOU ARE RUINING MY MOMENT." Circe was more than happy to oblige as it swung into and through Santanator 3000, the Death Hunter doing a rather flashy 360 degree turn as he sliced through the reanimated sculpture and then landed on one knee, coat billowing dramatically behind him as the rest of what was Santantor 3000 exploded. Because cool guys never look at explosions.
And so the Deus Ex Machina was saved by divine intervention, also known as a Deus Ex Machina in written plot sort of devices. But it was a good thing this wasn't a written predetermined plot sort of device, or that entire storyline conclusion would have been really cheesy. OOC - WELL THE BAD GUY WAS DEFEATED BUT AT WHAT COST- All participants in the rp get +4 rp points and an additional +1 if they hit 800 words or higher! You cannot exceed +5 rp points for this rp - Feel free to wrap up whatever needs to be done, there are probably a couple of unanswered questions floating out there...
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:50 pm
Jordan was snickering, actually. The expression on Gale's face had just been priceless. He had asked, after all. The mention of saving Christmas got his attention back, however. "You guys are wasting snowballs," he said to the scuffling group, sternly. "This is no time for personal issues." And then ... explosions. Christmas had either been saved or ruined. Jordan really wasn't sure at this point.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:53 pm
Robert deadpanned at his boss, cringed at the snow going down his shirt again, and shoved a snowball right in Gale's mouth.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:53 pm
"You heartless b*****d." Even though it was a glorious death in battle, Clarice would never fully forgive Caelius for his careless act of destruction.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:55 pm
Cass was halfway through building a magical snowman with Otto, still holding onto his hand as she packed snow.
"So wait...who won?" she asked, looking up when the drama was all over, missing Caelius's beautiful moment.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:00 pm
"Does it matter? BUILD, WOMAN!"It is likely that Otto would build this snowman with Cass well into the night.
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:07 pm
"Harrison's right," said Gale, abandoning Robert as he stood with his hands on his hips, nodding emphatically. "We're here to save Christmas, and - "
There was suddenly a lot of crashing, some explosions, Caelius doing some sort of bishie sparkly desu moment, and then the SANTANATOR 3000 was gone in one flashy BOOM.
"Hey," said Gale, quite put out. Except he didn't get very far, since Robert chose that moment to shove a snowball into his mouth.
"tthhhpppptttttttttt"
"I wasn't wasting them," said Gale in protest to Jordan, once he'd managed to get his mouth working again. "I was trying to keep the spirit of Christmas."
He didn't add the completely unnecessary by shoving snow into Bix and Robert's shirts.
Needless to say, Gale's argument really didn't make a whole lot of sense.
Then he turned to Harrison and said "Thanks for the, er...lesson..."
"...for lack of a better word."
<< I am so looking forward to when you wake up from all of this. >>
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:15 pm
Bix fell to his knees, holding his crotch.
"MY JINGLE BALLS!!"
T A T
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:21 pm
Jude woke up with a loud and sudden sneeze. He sat up suddenly feeling very cold and very out of it. Bits of snow fell from his red stained uniform and from his hair as he blearily stared at his surroundings.
Oh good. Whatever it was was ... now not there anymore.
They all lived.
...Or something.
Lurching up to his feet with a small sniffle. He felt like someone beat him upside the head as he made his way to his dorm room at a slow shuffling gait. A shower should perk him up! Then a bed based sleep. Yes. That will be wonderful.
Humming a snuffly Christmas tune he just wandered away.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:27 pm
Marcus looked at the presents heart broken. BAWWWWW. Presents.
The he looked at Cass. Grinning he walked over and kissed her. "I win."
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