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 Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:01 pm
D= they need to get Naro slapped...
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:59 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:06 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:45 pm
Which cheek?
Oh can we MST3K the bad rps we're complaining about?
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:06 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:19 pm
Mystery Science Theater 3000. Basically what Gaia was trying to do with the old movies here on the site. There's Rifftrax too. If you haven't seen it before youtube it. Or I could do it for you. To let you know youtube and the related videos are evil. They will make you get side tracked for hours.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:04 pm
that's awesome XD Sounds fun =D
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:41 pm
Tackles Wynaro to the ground and eats the underpants off his head FOOD OBTAINED! MISSION COMPLETE ...Ninja vanishes away with a smoke bomb.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:39 pm
D= not the panties... I stole them fair and square... they were still warm crying
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:53 am
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:46 pm
So Ten has a WTF RP story now.
So....ahem...ONCE UPON A TIME...
We begin with the details of a piece of fail-bait named Ocea. Man is a tool, OOC and IC.
Dude is such a tool, he got banned from my guild, and not a normally ban where you can get back in in a few months. Or bring in an alt playing a different character. No, he's been PERMA-BANNED for Life...For attempting to god-mod insta-kill every NPC in the city with a single spell while everyone was asleep IC, and for when confronted on this and told he can't do that, as it is against the rules: he became belligerent and tried to stir up an OOC fight...thus resulting in Banning.
But now, let us begin with backstory for him IC, as it is important.
We are talking about a guy here, who is stalking a woman in character, declaring that they are 'star-crossed' and 'bonded by a unique connection as darkness is to light.' even as she is having relations with my main...And keep in mind, her character and player acknowledge nothing about his character being connected to hers in any way. It's all one-sided in this guy's head.
Eventually, she had enough and told him that they would never have anything, and that he was delusional...
And so what does this dude have his character do? He goes and slowly kills himself to try to force her to love him...And kills himself, emotionally wrecking the poor lady.
Now, most recently, he comes back into Gaia, on the threads we play at. And trying to avoid another long period of emotional ruin for his lover, my character confronts him in a friendly manner, to warn him that he will not tolerate anything happening a second time.
And then he goes to find his love, and be with her, right?
So what does the guy do? He decides this is an "Affront to his honor!" and that he now needs to duel Ten to the death, stating that his love will be the prize. Now, this is not the dark ages, can there really be anything more sexist?
He actually thinks that if he kills Ten, the long-time friend, devoted lover, and FATHER OF HER CHILD, that she will throw herself at him and declare eternal love.
So literally, Ten won't fight him, defends his love with his body, and gets a kidney sliced in two...And then what does the guy says, "This was all a test!" and runs away, but not before dropping Ten a telepathic message saying he wants Ten to assist him in....Take a guess! Right now...Guess!~ I'll wait....
That's right, if you guessed suicide, you're completely correct.
And then, he ditches the RP entirely to go mess with someone else. WTF!
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 9:26 pm
This story is both much more complicated and much stupider than Ten's description gives it credit for.
The lady in question here has been the focus of FAR too many romance plots, not of her own desire. I can honestly say that over a dozen males have pursued her over the past few years of RP's, never with her intending them to. Ocea is, however, the grand example of how bad some of these plots get.
To speak of Ocea and Suicide plot together is not an unusual concept. Most of his return posts are of him lamenting his existence and trying to either kill himself, or to get others to kill him for him. Do note, he always does come back.
As for the latest bits, I do think Ten left out some details, but the most important of them was a little bit from each of Ocea's posts... Where in each and every one of them, he tried to portray Ten as being at best hostile to the mother of his child, if not directly dangerous. The affront to Ocea's honor? Was when the woman noted the growing hostility between Ten and Ocea, and stood up for herself, threatening both of them if they didn't back down. And when Ten did back down, that was when Ocea decided that his honor was irreparably damaged... And if Ten wouldn't fight, he'd attack the woman instead.
After all, she'd been defending Ten. XP
Oh! One last little bit of detail... When Ocea left, it was to go threaten another player, who was menacing a girl who Ocea had declared his undying love for... Just two posts before he went to confront his other eternal love.
I leave anything out?
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 9:31 pm
Just a link to the whole dang thing
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:56 am
Out of my own stupidity/foolishness I want to as a female and make her fall in love with her too. In a mocking tribute to all of the men enamored with her in the past. Then die in a spontaneous combustion only to raise from the ashes steal a kiss and run off screaming "You are now with my child!".
Hehe, Ocea comes back more than the Phoenix. No more than the characters in Marvel comics. Ugh bad thought, please don't say one of your character's children or child is a girl he might pull that Twilight thing on you and 'imprint' her.
...to be honest I'm laughing my a** off at that idea.
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:26 am
This one isn't rp (or internet) related, but enough of the things said here aren't XD
I'm REALLY sick right now. and yesterday I went to school anyway because of finals. I was laying on the ground in the lowest point of the whole school (6 builds, building 5 has a top and bottom, I was on the bottom floor there)
I had my head against the ground because it was nice and cold, and a teach walked by asking if I was "intoxicated" He had me stand up and asked me a bunch of questions to test me, I felt like saying "Yes, I'm not only drunk, but I'm also high. I'm just really good at it. I recently smoked 5 cigarettes, drank three botles of beer, and used up a full kroger's bad of heroine. Then I took a bottle of pain killers to kill the headache I had."
But I was too sick to want to deal with it, so instead I just answered his quiz and went back to laying on the ground, I've been mad at him since.
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