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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:32 pm
Granted, but you'll never grow up.
I wish that I had more socks.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:37 pm
Granted, however... they're all rainbow knee'high socks... and somehow, none of them match completely twisted
I wish that people feared my corruption more than they do evil that way, it'd be more fun to take over twisted
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:41 pm
Granted, but I still don't fear you.
I wish my feet weren't cold. . . even if I am wearing heart sox.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:44 pm
Granted... but then they're stolen by Gragh, the Giant foot'stealing elf! surprised
I wish I had an elf... ninja
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:48 pm
Granted, but the elf is mine.
I wish. . . forrrrrrrrrrrr idk, some peanut rolls.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:51 pm
Granted! ...but it's not yer mum who bring'eth them... 'tis a giant.. uh... SCORPION!
I wish I had more wishes! mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:54 pm
Granted, but I have nothing to corrupt them with.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:09 pm
Granted, but you didn't wish anything, so nothing happens mrgreen
I wish ... um... for... cheese razz
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:04 pm
Granted but I accidentally misread "cheese" as "a skin eating virus that affects most major organs, save for my brain so I am conscious and sane for when I die a slow painful death."
I wish for the above.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:20 pm
Granted... unfortunately, there's no such thing as up... only outward from the earth's center... and even that is conditional, as the only reason the earth has a force that pulls inward is because matter bends reality... and therefore, all you get is...
...um... nothing... mrgreen
I wish I had as much nothing as anyone could get! 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:25 pm
Granted, but it all replaces sex.
I wish this wish would unwish.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:27 pm
Granted, but instead of unwishing, it instead reverses teh wish... thereby giving you exactly what you didn't want... a wish that worked... except... it really didn't... otherwise, it would have... except... GAH! PARADOX WISH!
You've just unwoven the fabric of reality... great rolleyes
I wish you didn't replace my sex! gonk
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:29 pm
Granted but I replace instaed all your pleasure recieving nerves in your body with the nothingness instead.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:30 pm
I wish Flik would understand that I don't get pleasure through nerves... only by giving pleasure to others.
I ALSO wish he would wish stuph... instead of not wishing stuph...
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:39 pm
Granted, but I take you literally.
I wish stuph... instead of not wishing stuph...
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