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 Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:03 pm
Tenzil Kem Good evening, your Honor. At this time, the Plaintiff would like to step back for a moment and confront the video tape that the Defense submitted into evidence. We would like to call an expert witness to the stand.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:04 pm
::Grins::
Your honor, Plaintiff calls Querl Dox to the stand.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:06 pm
::Walks in, flanked by green appletinis that seem rather affectionate::
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:09 pm
-sits there -
I wonder what hes trying to do.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:13 pm
If the fleshling will proceed to the witness stand... *bows slightly, then produces a bible that he holds before Querl*
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, and to see Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush after court about an upgrade? ninja
Please? gonk
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:15 pm
I do.
You'll have to schedule a time for the upgrade, though. My time is tight right now.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:15 pm
Mister Dox, I have subpoenaed you here today to testify in regards to a video tape submitted by the defense. Please state your qualifications for the court.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:16 pm
eek Should the bailiff be sucking up to the witness?
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:17 pm
For the sake of brevity and in the context of this trial, let's just say that I am an accredited expert in everything. Proof of degrees and laudations are available upon request, but I am sure everyone here is quite familiar with my analytical abilities.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:21 pm
Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush just has this diode that's been itching...
oh, fine, after court. stare
*resumes his post*
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:24 pm
Granted, Mister Dox. Your Honor, I would like to take you back to earlier in this trial's life, when the Defense submitted the tape in question. As you recall, both yourself and the Plaintiff reviewed the tape and discovered that...well, first we discovered that my client allegedly does not look very attractive in a tutu... Then we discovered, and I quote: Lucifer Morningstar There's no way to tell from the video, it was shot with a standerd mid-90s camorder. The tape is real, the film hasn't been tampered with and it would appear to be you wearing a frothing pink tulle creation. Mister Dox, can you shed some light on this tape's origins?
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:28 pm
As the judge stated in the court record, Lucifer Morningstar
There's no time stamp on it unfotunately. Poor sound quality as well, very cheap recording device.
Using technology far advanced beyond that of the time this tape was made, I have been able to clean up the video and audio to reveal some startling facts. Do I have to play that atrocity again, or can I just tell you what's on it?
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:28 pm
What do you say, your Honor? I'm wearing eye protection, but it may adversely affect everyone else in attendance tonight.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:30 pm
I would rather not see those sorry chicken legs again. You may describe verbally and use the tape to illustrate if you must.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:37 pm
I echo your sentiments and increase them by a power of twelve.
Very well. As you are aware, as stated in the court record,Quote: There's nothing indication time period in the room, except perhaps a clock indicating it was somewhere around 4pm, it's daylight and it's spring. Or some green, leafy season. The year will be harder to pin down.
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