The Question and Answer Game

[Dart DeathClaw]

what do you mean dark comedies? like dead baby jokes? holy shizno they are funny! suicidal jokes? funny but lean towards "do you need help?" just plain being evil usually funny because i like to play evil in games, in life i'm a d**k so i make fun of people a lot. i stop when asked, so i wish that people stop when i ask. when i ask someone to stop it is because i'm on the brink of bloodrage and dont push me for a bit. let me cool off then you may proceed. well i guess drama can be called a dark comedy because to shakespear comedy was people dying or bad things happening but to me it is just sad and can be classified as suspense drama.

so let me reask the main question, what do you mean dark comedies?  

[Dart DeathClaw]

of course i love cynical dark comedy! that is how i act towards my friends! that pretty much is my humor, maybe spiced a bit more with some slap stick, and logical comedy or "that's so true" comedy. see this is natural to me, i'm always out of the loop. i'm always asking what is this or what is that and yet i know gorrillas cant swim, but porcupines are great swimmers because there is air in their quills allowing them to float and polar bear skin is black and their fur is clear so that light bounces down the hair to the folical so that light reaches the skin to warm them up more. and ants dont sleep they just stop moving for periods of time and when they "wake up" they yawn.

why am i never in the loop with anyone?  

[Dart DeathClaw]

you are two hours ahead of me on the tv times. I'm in Arizona so i'm -7 zulu at all times, no spring forward fall back DayLight saving s**t!. from your tv you are -5 zulu making you just west of the east coast.

do you know where zulu is?  

[Dart DeathClaw]

zulu is a time refrence and it is based on the prime meridain. it cuts trough england so they are ZULU. i like to use it so i dont get confused about time differences with a simple +- (number). then you just add or subtract numbers to get to their time. of course in USA it is hard to understand which zulu you are because f the lamest law implimented called DayLight Saving. that was used back when we didnt have lights to see in the dark. The farmers could work only in the sun and had to get up earlier and what not and i dont understand the whole thing but we dont need it anymore. it is unnecessary and unneeded work. that defiles the law of humans: one only does as much work as needed to get the job done. if you exceed the work needed you have OCD or you thought the job required more work. all it does is confuse the ******** out of people and makes me angry because i have to remember YOUR friken zulu changes. is california -8 or -7 today? hmmm -7 because they spring forward. how about they ******** stay on their time and anyone that was on mountain time falls back the Arizona time. that's right Arizona time! we are claiming squatter's rights! we havent moved or changed our time for the sixty years we've been a state. we dont WANT more sunlight! it gets too ******** hot in the first place! does anyone else use daylight savings? i dont know that is why i'm asking. i'm mainly angry at the fact that i have to do more work than necessary.

good day, sir!
DDC

i beleive I said good day

dont you love doing that?  

[Dart DeathClaw]

i wouldnt know but they did a good job no matter who they were. i would like to have one with my ideas that are floating in my head but i fear that it wont trasmute well to script, text, nor could i explain it well...

what time is 1:37 pm? use military time to receive the correct time and answer <- (hint hint)  

[Dart DeathClaw]

we still have it due to a multitude of retardizm from the government, senate, congress, the less smarter than a rock democrats, and the we hate change republicans. this government is becoming obsolete quickly and if it doesnt change dramatically soon then other nations will surpass us making us a third world country and mexico will catch up with us because everyone in the central americas will be here in north america and the veneszulain people will travel north to mexico, take over and have so much more room to expand, industrialize, more raw materials and more factories than us. then they will team up with china, and russia to attack us. since we are ******** retards we put most of our factories in china and since we have none here we wont have any factories to convert into war machines and our lack of being able to create more vehicles or war for air, land, and sea. soon our world will end and the rest of the world will not have a common enemy that was too big to stand up to. soon there will be no alliances and every nation needs to fight for itself. china will take over the middle east, russia will kill europe, and the americas will fight amoungst themselves until someone wins in the other continents. austraila will fall quickly to whoever attacks it first. soon the war torn world will not be able to support life and the worlds greatest scientist will be kids without a high school education so the world will be effectively ********. i hope you're happy china, russia, south america, big oil, the .9% of americans who are ******** rich, anyone in the middle east, if you kill us you will squabble amoungst yourselves and all die off. it wont matter who is last because they "won" they will suffer the most because they will witness the blight of the earth, realize they ******** themselves, starve, and the last human will be laying on the ground in immense pain wondering why this happened, where more food could be and enter the sleep of eternity. maybe this universe has other planets with life on it and if so i pray they come quickly after the war because the tectonic plates will subduct back into the earth forever hidding every last evidence of life on this blackened planet of death and destruction. maybe the planet will equallize out and start to grow again but maybe the nuclear fallout will destroy any attempt of life to survive let alone thrive.

why does time tempt us with it's fake exsistance?