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 Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:51 pm
(that would work, since 5% is better than 0%)
Granted. But you can only speed it up.
I wish Kev would have willed me his GM notes.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:00 pm
Granted! But they are written in an alien language you have not yet been able to crack.
I wish my university would just give me a full scholarship.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:38 am
Granted, but it is a scholarship that mandates a course of study you have no interest in and thereby refuse because you have character and principles.
I wish I was more attractive.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:49 pm
I am sorry but that cannot be granted as you are at the top of the attractive pole. There is just no more room in your body to fit any more attractiveness than already resides there.
I wish I wasn't so delicious to biting bugs.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:40 pm
Granted! You are now half as delicious! But you still get bitten a lot because you go to bug infested regions. Plus, I do not bite as often as well.
I wish these new glasses were not so uncomfortable.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:10 pm
Granted! But now they are so comfortable that you forget they are there and go to sleep in them, bending them out of shape.
I wish my family would quit trying to force me to try pork cooked different ways because they know very well that I don't like it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:17 pm
Granted! But I keep offering you some of my katsudon regardless, so you never truly escape pork.
I wish I could teleport to anyplace I want instantaneously!
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:17 pm
Granted! But you're only capable of staying for five minutes at a time.
I wish I could stop itching!
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:20 pm
granted.. it stops itching but you have red spots all over looking monstrous!
i wish im smarter than anyone!
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:58 pm
Granted! Stupidity and smarts are reversed.
I wish for one small wish per day forever.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:49 am
granted, but with each wish you age in looks ten years
i wish i knew how to sew
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:27 pm
Granted, you now know how to sew but fabric is so expensive that you cannot afford to purchase it and the quality of the stuff you can get dulls your scissors and breaks the needles.
I wish that I had more to do on my days off... So bored...
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:25 am
granted, but every day off is at disneyland and you spend it all waiting in line for rides and paying fifteen dollars for a drink.
I wish that I was in peak physical condition
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:56 am
Granted! But after so long being out of shape, you only get to enjoy it for 24 hours before the strain of the sudden increase in condition makes your heart explode.
I wish I could have a good family further than just my little sister.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:07 am
Granted .. but its as a member of the Brady Bunch
I wish I could follow instruction book diagrams
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