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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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 Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:53 pm
"...I mean a freind asked 'why aren't you listening to you CD player' and I replied 'My batteries died in my lap this mornning'. Have you ever noticed that batteries go from A to C, I think that's to avoid teh confusion. Because you wouldnt know if you wanted those battries or just had a studder.
'Hi, I want some B Batteries.'
'Yeah what kind?'
'B Batteries'
'YEAH, what kind?'
'B Batteries, Damit, I said it three times'
D Batteries, those are hard for foreigners. 'Yes I'd like D Batteries'
And never order C Batteries in two's
'Hi, I'd like 2 C Batteries'
'You're looking at them, idiot' "
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:54 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:22 pm
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:10 pm
“I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its a**. What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.”
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:17 pm
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:00 pm
Here's another messed up one...
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:58 pm
*continues to laugh on ground with tears forming in eyes*
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:19 pm
I love that one!! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:11 pm
*passes out laughing again*
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:58 pm
Here's an interesting one
“I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word ‘fortnight.’”
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:18 pm
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