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eek gonk heart

*flings a dolphin back*

Bruce! Quick, where's your bat-anti-dolphin spray!

*rouses an army of dolphin shaped martinis*

Then war shall be had!

* is to busy entranced by boobs to pay attention to anything* eek

Don't worry, he'll be back. They always come back. Maybe you could stop by Victoria's Secret and get a gift. Something pink and lacey.

Quiet you, before I make any MORE adjustments.

*puts on some music and starts singing*
I like big boobs and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And dem round things in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that bra's not stuffed
Deep in the shirt she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with dem boobs you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat chests are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much rack
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got dem boobs? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake dem healthy boobs!
Baby got rack!

(LA face with Oakland boobs)
Baby got rack!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Batman's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Lobo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ********* the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick them out!
Even Joker's got to shout
Baby got rack!

Baby got rack!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".


So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got boobs, hun
You can rob banks or jump from rooftops,
But please don't lose those boobs
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the boobs ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the boob are round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-BATS-FO-U
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got Rack!

(Little in the middle but she got much rack)
(( okay so it's rip-off of something Sorce did a while ago.. xp ))