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 Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:31 pm
"What about my dealer?" Keith asks. He walks over to his kitchen, thinking about making something to eat.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:32 pm
Maddison gives him a funny look, "You don't need drugs."
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:35 pm
"But I like drugs." Keith replies.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:36 pm
Maddy makes a clicking sound in his mouth, "Well, sorry to break it to you, but drugs won't really have an effect on you anymore."
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:38 pm
"WHAT?" Keith cries, falling dramatically to the floor. "But I LIVE for drugs!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:40 pm
Maddison shrugs noncommitantly, "Nothing to be done about that now."
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:41 pm
"But... how am I supposed to escape from all the shitty days and boringness? And the monotony! Oh gods! I'm going to live forever without DRUGS!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:43 pm
Maddy rolls his eyes, "There are lots of other things you can do. Besides... when I drank your blood that was the first time I've felt drunk since getting turned, so maybe you just need to drink from a druggie?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:46 pm
Keith perks up a little at that. He brings a finger to his lips. "hmmmm...."
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:48 pm
"But I suspect you'll be able to find a lot more to entertain yourself other than just drugs now." Maddison adds, because hopefully even Keith shouldn't find being a vampire boring.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:49 pm
"You could entertain me..." Keith suggests with a leer.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:50 pm
"Hate to let you down again, but I didn't come home with you to have sex with you in the first place, and that's not something I'm ready to do anytime soon."
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:52 pm
"Ugh." Keith replies, falling back onto the floor right away. "My life ******** SUCKS!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:53 pm
"You suck." Maddy replies, trying to lighten the situation with bad vampire puns.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:54 pm
Keith covers his eyes with his hands. "I will never get laid again!"
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