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 Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:59 pm
Gem-thunder-goddes Hai Tien Tao Bromley sorry if this stretches the page  Uh thats what happened >.> they didn't say it exactly but its obvious Zack and Aeris are gonna live forever and ever together in the lifestream living a life of endless hot steamy sex >.> If I was Cloud I'd kill Zack >.> Zack's ghost and his zombie >.> You can't kill what's already dead! rofl Only zombies. according to P.A.N.I.C.S. I can kill ghosts
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:14 pm
Vincent:
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me in the lab's hallway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
But what they dont know is I got a plan.
(chorus)
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause Ill never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As I walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
f*cking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
(chorus)
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful it's true
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
You're beautiful, You're beautiful.
But it's time to face the truth
I will never be with you.
(La-la-la-la, La-la-la-la, La-la-la-la, Laaah)
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:33 pm
Vincent: Oh s**t! I'm out of bullets!
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Cloud: I swear it was just one night!
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Cid: These are my hot new pants... they're my hot new pants! They're hot, they're new! Hot new pants! *Dances*
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RedXIII: Does anyone have a light?
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Aeris: My feet hurt!
Cloud: Rest on big daddie's shoulder for a bit!
Aeris:... K
Cait Sith: Ach! Get off me wench!
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:56 am
*Cloud walks up to Tifa*
Cloud: "Hey Tifa! Wanna hear a joke?*
Tifa: "sure"
Cloud: "Why do women have boobs?"
Tifa: "I give up"
Cloud: "So you have something to look at when you're talking to them hahahahahaha!"
Tifa: *shock*
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:59 am
*Cloud and Cid are sitting at a table eating ice cream*
Cloud: "Cid, you're my 3rd best friend in the world!"
Cid: "who are the first two?"
Cloud: "Ben and Jerry!!!!"
*audiance laughs*
*Barret pops up from under the table*
Barret: "I smell a sit-com!!!"
*Audiance laughs*
I got both of those last jokes from family guy, but I think they're much funnier with FFVII Characters! mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:30 pm
Jhay-R Vincent: My life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. She smiled at me in the lab's hallway. She was with another man. But I won't lose no sleep on that, But what they dont know is I got a plan. (chorus) You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause Ill never be with you. Yeah, she caught my eye, As I walked on by. She could see from my face that I was, f*cking high, And I don't think that I'll see her again, But we shared a moment that will last till the end. (chorus) You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful it's true I saw your face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, You're beautiful, You're beautiful. But it's time to face the truth I will never be with you. (La-la-la-la, La-la-la-la, La-la-la-la, Laaah) You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. There must be an angel with a smile on her face, When she thought up that I should be with you. But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you. Vincent would so not sing a song about getting high cause a girl left him, cause he doesn't get high >.>
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:41 pm
Eh, I just thought it'd be funny. The premise of Vincent having such a high voice like James Blunt, just made me chuckle.
Yuffie: *playing FF7*
Vincent: *pushes her off the couch* "No one's using the TV? Oh well, I guess I have no choice but to watch Final Fantasy girls in, TINY MINI SKIRTS!"
Yuffie: "What the hell Vincent? I was using the TV!"
Vincent: "I don't see you're name on it..."
Yuffie: "Give me the remote!"
Vincent: "Hey, don't touch my porn!" *Vincent breaks the TV with the remote*
Yuffie: "See what you've done?"
Vincent: "You touched my porn..."
*both get sucked into the TV*
Yuffie and Vincent: "Woohoohoohoooah!"
I'm dumb...
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:31 pm
Yuffie: Hoo HA!
Cloud: AHH!! EVERYONE RUN!!! gonk
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:58 pm
Jhay-R Eh, I just thought it'd be funny. The premise of Vincent having such a high voice like James Blunt, just made me chuckle. Yuffie: *playing FF7* Vincent: *pushes her off the couch* "No one's using the TV? Oh well, I guess I have no choice but to watch Final Fantasy girls in, TINY MINI SKIRTS!" Yuffie: "What the hell Vincent? I was using the TV!" Vincent: "I don't see you're name on it..." Yuffie: "Give me the remote!" Vincent: "Hey, don't touch my porn!" *Vincent breaks the TV with the remote* Yuffie: "See what you've done?" Vincent: "You touched my porn..." *both get sucked into the TV* Yuffie and Vincent: "Woohoohoohoooah!" LMFAO!! Thats why they so don't make a good couple even though it would be cute 3nodding rofl "hey don't touch my porn" rofl I have no idea why I find this so funny!! I'm dumb...
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:36 am
random items characters would never say.
cid in the highwind "oh s**t how do i fly this thing again"
cloud in a battle "okay lets see here, the manual said to hold this end of the sword and swing that end towards the enemys"
yuffie "I f*cking hate materia"
barret "shinra rules"
sephiroth "eh i dont feel like destroying the world today, so instead im going on vacation to lovely costa del sol."
cloud while hunched over in a corner "okay thats it, if the cafeteria on the highwind serves tater tots today im sooooooooooo not gonna use my omnislash to woop sephiroths a55."
aerith (or aeris)- "okay lets check the script, run away from group, go to the city of the ancients, okay and last but not least get killed by sephiroth..............WTF im calling my agent, how the hell did i get stuck with the only dieing part int he entire game....wait do they get to use a phoenix down on me.........what why dont they.......oh F*ck it i quit"
cloud when seeing reds dad "mmmmmm ive got an idea lets use a soft and see if that works."
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:50 pm
* Cloud and Aeris at the start of the game*
Flower girl (Aeris): Hy there, I'm selling flowers would you like one? there only 1 gil!
Cloud: Sure I'll bu-
*Sephiroth flies down and stabs Aeris, he looks up at Cloud*
Sephiroth: Too soon?
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:10 pm
Cloud:wow cait sith that hurt so much I can't feel my teeth
Aeris:healing spells are useless
Tifa:hmmm... if I think about it sepiroth penetrated me with a sword...kinky...
Cid:nah ill walk rather then take the highwind
Red XIII(or nanaki):I support animal testing
Barret:I should replace this gun arm with an atomatic hair brush...ill get use out of that
Yuffie: iv given up a life of stealing who wants some materia?
Vincent surprised mg that butterfly is sooo preety...wish I can turn into it...then they can make a video game called dirge of the butterfly
Cait Sith:I don't believe in fate or fortune telling...thos fortune cookies are LIES...LIES I SAY!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:22 pm
after the battle with yuffie
yuffie: I want a rematch!
cloud: no all 4 points on your shurican are making me nerveous\
yuffie:you affraide?
cloud: no because yuffie I AM YOUR FATHER!
yuffie: REALY?
cloud:no
yuffie:you want me to join you?
cloud: screw that i value my materia you ninja psycho
yuffi: here have mine, now imma join you!
cloud: damnit run!
sepiroth kills yuffie domokun
cloud: wrong person you dolt
tifa: screw you cloud Im joining sephiroth I want meteor to kill you all
cloud:is this cause I said those gloves made you look fat?
red XII(or nanaki) aprears magicly
red XII: and people THAT is why you dont drink and eat cheese
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:50 pm
Jar-riha Dijin Vincent: Go, Go, Power Rangers!.....opps, did I just say tht outloud? Quote: omg lol im going to put that in my sig
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:40 am
Aerith:i wanna go listen to Marilyn Manson...
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