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 Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:25 am
Cloud: The worlds goin to die im goin to aco bellthen the golden saucer
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:47 am
I an teh bestest!11111 huh, that reminds me... Vincent:look at my BOOM STICK (its from a old movie, BOOM STICK= gun) Yeah! It's from Army of Darkness. Ash "This here is my BOOMSTICK! Got it? I shop Smart I shop S-Mart."
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:02 am
*Cloud and Vincent are playing MK Armageddon where Cloud is playing as Kitana and Vincent as Sindel*
Cloud: Lookit at me! I'm kicking my mother's a**!!
Rest of the group in kitchen-WTF?????
*Vincent comes back and kicks Kitana's a** and does a babality*
Vincent- *squeals* Awww what a cute little baby girl you are!!!
Cloud- *throws controller and throws a temper tantrum* I hate you!!! Why didn't you let me win?????????????? You SUCK!!!
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*Yuffie to Vincent*
Yuffie- *holding out her Shuriken* This here is my BOOMSTICK! I shop smart I shop S-Mart!
Vincent-*backs aways slowly* Ok.....?
Yuffie-If you think about touching MY materia you better think again! Or face dire consequences!
Vincent-*nods*
*A few hours later*
*Vincent is bored and going through Yuffie's materia*
Yuffie- Didn't I say that there were going to be dire consequences if you went through my materia?
Vincent- *nods and backs up a bit*- Are you going to kill me??
Yuffie-*laughs* No!! I could never kill you! Your dire consequence is goin out on a date with me The GReat Ninja Yuffie!!
Vincent-*falls over dead*
Yuffie- Vincent? Uh Vinny? *walks over to his body and kicks it* Vincent?
*nothing*
Yuffie-GUYS WE'VE GOT A HUGE PROBLEM!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:19 pm
Hai Tien Tao Bromley sorry if this stretches the page  Uh thats what happened >.> they didn't say it exactly but its obvious Zack and Aeris are gonna live forever and ever together in the lifestream living a life of endless hot steamy sex >.> If I was Cloud I'd kill Zack >.> Zack's ghost and his zombie >.> You can't kill what's already dead! rofl Only zombies.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:02 pm
Cloud: Occasionally...
Tifa: Eh? Ocasionally what?
Cloud: Occasionally... I wish I could fight without... Ya..
Tifa: Without what?
Cloud: Without steroids... chicken... and half a gallon of stirfried, blended, puree'd, peppers. biggrin
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:26 pm
Scene 1
Tifa- Cloud. . I'm leaving you for Zack. He's hotter then you.
Zack- -^-^-
Cloud- NOOOOOOOO!
Tifa and Zack leave
Cloud- Hey, Aerith, wanna have sex?
Aerith (Taking a drag of her ciggarette)- Sure.
Scene 2
Sephiroth- Cloud. . I am your father.
Cloud- So THAT'S where I get my good looks from!
Yuffie- What good looks? o_O
Cloud (sobbing)- I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:26 pm
Alwebya Scene 1
Tifa- Cloud. . I'm leaving you for Zack. He's hotter then you.
Zack- -^-^-
Cloud- NOOOOOOOO!
Tifa and Zack leave
Cloud- Hey, Aerith, wanna have sex?
Aerith (Taking a drag of her ciggarette)- Sure.
Scene 2
Sephiroth- Cloud. . I am your father.
Cloud- So THAT'S where I get my good looks from!
Yuffie- What good looks? o_O
Cloud (sobbing)- I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! xD Awsome! Though... I wish scene 1 was switched the other way around with Tifa and Aeris' roles...><
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:36 pm
Cloud: "Ah damn, these braces hurt!"
Tifa: "Ah, finally ot braces for your teeth bucky?"
Cloud: "Shut up..."
Tifa: "That's sad, because I just made Chocobo Burers with your chocobo, and you can't have any!"
Cloud: "What the hell! I wanted to eat that chocobo!"
Tifa: "Too bad, with those braces, you could cut up your mouth really bad if you eat. That, or just have them break to pieces like how Yuffie broke your sword."
Cloud: "My sword, too!"
Tifa: "Oh yeah, Vincent stole your porn."
Cloud: "What the!" *wakes up* *pant pant pant*
???: "What's wrong, Cloudy-Poo??
Cloud: "I had the worst dream, I had braces, my chocobo died, my sword broke, and I lost my porn."
???: "It's all right big-boy, I'mma make everything better."
Cloud: "I know you will, Sephy-Kins."
Sephiroth: "I always do."
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:15 pm
Vincent: YAAAYYY!!!! LETS KILL EVERYONE!!! mrgreen mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:30 am
Glide_A2 Neitsabes Tifa: Cloud, when we were little, I always used to talk behind your back cause i thought you were a loser, and that night at the well? That was a dare, I can't believe you actually fell for that! you saw through our evil plot. run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:46 am
Stoner-Skye Vincent: Why yes, i am a catholic i was engaged at one point, but we seperated on account of religious differences. i'm catholic, she's satan, but i'm not bitter about it. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:48 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:55 pm
Yuffie: ..... I wanna kill myself.. my life sucks...
Cait Sith: But I luff you Yuffie!!!
Yuffie: Ya' know... we're the two most annoying characters in this game... Let's jump TOGETHER! ^_^ *grabs caitsith and hops off a mid-flight Highwind*
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