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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:47 am
She gave him a scornful look. "Once upon a time you would have made the time to try and kill me." She crossed her arms.
Me: Is this conversation for real? You both are wierdos. -,-
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:26 am
Two-Face caught his coin "I didn't expect to see you at the ball, you rushed me" rolling the coin along his finger he flipped it again "if it makes you feel better, I would've put a bullet in your head just to be sure."
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:19 am
"Rushed you?!" She uncrossed her arms. "I had no idea you were even planning to crash that damn ball. I went because Eric wouldn't let me rest until I got out of bed and went. All I wanted to do was leave. Just walk right out and go back to Gotham." She gave a soft chuckle. "Oh Harvey, it's nice to know you haven't lost your sense of romance. I'd finish you by dumping you in a vat of acid and selling your skeleton to science."
Me: Geezuz Ivy, was H.H.Holmes your great, great, great grandfather?
"I didn't say I'd throw him in my hotel labyrinth of death."
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:48 pm
Two-Face shrugged "it's nice to know you'd go through such lengths to kill me. I'd just put a bullet in your head and leave you corpse on the sidewalk. Maybe if I was in a good mood I'd put your body through a wood chipper."
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:58 pm
Ivy sat down across from Two-Face and crossed her legs. She smiled swinging her foot a little. "I always was the more intimate one Harvey. Everything you've ever done has always been rough and callous. The way you perform as a lawyer, you attack your way to success. Our sex life was no different, the way you operate as a criminal is no different." She flipped her hair. "You couldn't be sauve or gentle if you tried dear."
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:38 pm
Kill her with your bare hands and then tear her heart out and eat it!
Chicks dig that!
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:39 pm
Two-Face rolled the coin along his fingers "and you've never been able to grow a spine. Like the grass under your feet, all you are is a stepping stone for someone else. Jason, Me, Robert, Nightmare, even Harley uses you for her own means."
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:19 pm
The 'Ivy' in her grinned. "Don't forget Dr. Crane and Batman and his crew, and Hush."
The plant in her got miffed. Harvey told the truth. Even though Pamela was a spineless harpy, her will would fight tooth and nail with that of her mutation at times.
"Old habits die hard, but you say it as if it was a bad thing. I do recall my submissive nature the reason why you wanted to marry me. I never could say no to whatever you asked." Her voice rasped.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:01 am
So I guess Tom is the only person who has a genuine respect and admiration for Ivy's work and her grace in playing with the hand that has been dealt to her?
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:20 am
Me: Um... I think Edward... no, Tom is the only one. Tom hasn't really tried to beast ******** Ivy.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:25 am
I think Edward's interest in Ivy is only skin deep.
And then maybe one or two inches further. Maybe.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:09 am
Wow, I was on a roll there xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:24 pm
Two-Face leaned back in his chair "that just proves my point."
we seriously need to get these two on Springer.
Edward threw a knife at Stray "no one likes a kiss a**."
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:35 pm
Stray used Fly!
Edward's attack missed!
No one likes an a*****e.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:51 pm
She lightly touched the tip of her shoe against his knee. "When you were concerned darling, my spine or lack there off had nothing to do with what's between my legs."
She licked her lips. "But remember: even the most spineless of women can be the most dangerous. What do we have to lose?"
Me: EWWWWWWW!! How can you two still want to *beep* each other AND kill each other at the same time?
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