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*Walks over to chou...puts her arm kindly around his shoulders, looks into his eyes and tries to convey warmly:

chou, dear....as her Mom--my number one job in the whole world is to be her protector. I'm her "Mama bear".

Now-would you EVER even CONSIDER harming a bear cub in the woods as you're minding your own business taking a hike?? Of course not. You probably don't even know they're THERE until you meet --Mama bear....

It's not that I don't trust you. It's not that I think you'd EVER deliberately cause her pain - or even worry. It's not that I don't like you--I do!

It's that I can't fight my instincts I AM Mama bear.....I will always be Mama bear. Whomever is blessed enough to marry my daughters some day will also benefit from being 'adopted' into my 'den' and I shall be their "Mama bear" as well. Please don't worry if I stare. Don't be offended if I ah, bristle. I'll not go berserk unless something deliberate were to happen....which simply could not/would not EVER happen--riiiight? stare

xd heart

-.- Any item used to affect a different item is a tool.

*walks in with a set of head phones listening to Gay Robot by Adam Sandler*

*has started reading and is still in shock*........

*as the imps yanked themselves away Ash snaps out of it* huh? What?....*sees the hugging/attacking scene* AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... whee

*the head phones are knocked off of Hellboy's head and the music engulfs the room*

[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the
Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you ******** choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

[Spoken]
[Girl:] I liked it.
[Guy:] He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all the benefits

I'm happy you like me. And no something isn't going to deliberately happen.I understand. My mom is exactly the same way. (she even calls us bears.)I'm actually deffly scared of bears. (Watched too many scary movies about them.) I think their cute but in no way would I like to get near one. *hugs* Your a good mother. Your doing exactly what you need to do. I just feel this need to apolligise for scaring you. I know your scared somethings gonna happen to Ashie. But I promise you. If something ever happens, It won't be from me. I stay faithful. I've never, NEVER done anything to hurt someone I'm in love with. And I won't ever cheat on her. My parents cheated and ended up divorced and bitter. I can't stand them. I won't have that happen to someone as nice as Ash. And I certainly don't want it to happen to me. But.........It's happened to me.....I don't think you'd like me IRL though. I'm chubby,pale, & wear all black most of the time. I'm a christian. I roam from church to church. And I'm trying to be a cook. I have a bad temper at times. But I try to be as polite as I can, But if I don't like you, (as I'm sure you've seen.) I'm not gonna lie about it.