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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:32 pm
You'll get no sympathy from me. Now go post at the GPD. I want to get you into a cell faster.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:34 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:35 pm
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Roen; is the quote in your signature from 'Courage the Cowardly Dog'?
I remember that episode...
o-o
twisted
edit- In retrospect I'm not willing to fully commit to that statement. Though there was a twisted episode with poetry ending in 'Naughty' frequently.
Disturbing poetry.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:37 pm
Yeah, it's from Courage. That show used to scare me when I was little.
And yeah, I'll post. Coffee first.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:39 pm
Looking back; that show is 'Daftly awesome'.
If not solely for that disturbing quality that always seems to be present.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:39 pm
...LOTR is the only series where half-elves are any go--
No. 6000 of them still lost to like, 500 ********, half-elves are irredeemable.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:43 pm
There's a reason humans are the top of the food chain, KB.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:47 pm
Then how come half-elves rock so hard in Dnd? D=
My brain is full of ********>
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:48 pm
I know.
It's just that they're so obscenely useless... They literally have all the drawbacks and none of the strengths, of both races. About their biggest racial "ability" is the ability to use elven weapons.
Well s**t. Sign me up for being a frail, unattractive, puny, ostracized half-elf.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:50 pm
* Medium: As Medium creatures, half-elves have no special bonuses or penalties due to their size. * Half-elf base land speed is 30 feet. * Immunity to sleep spells and similar magical effects, and a +2 racial bonus on saving throws against enchantment spells or effects. * Low-Light Vision: A half-elf can see twice as far as a human in starlight, moonlight, torchlight, and similar conditions of poor illumination. She retains the ability to distinguish color and detail under these conditions. * +1 racial bonus on Listen, Search, and Spot checks. * +2 racial bonus on Diplomacy and Gather Information checks. * Elven Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-elf is considered an elf. * Automatic Languages: Common and Elven. Bonus Languages: Any (other than secret languages, such as Druidic). * Favored Class: Any. When determining whether a multiclass half-elf takes an experience point penalty, her highest-level class does not count.
Jesus Christ they suck.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:54 pm
xD
But they get such good feats.
O-O
xD xD xD
-chuckles- Elven accuracy?
"here- I'ma cheat a lil and re-roll that one despite the fact I'm half fail"
xD
it all depends really. At any rate though. I'm out. I'll add ya Kb.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:54 pm
Hey, that immunity and Low Light Vision isn't bad.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:55 pm
Anybody played Dungeon Fighter Online?
I'm considering trying it out but I want to make sure I'm not wasting valuable hard drive space by downloading it.
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