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 Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:15 am
::The football team didn't normally give a lot of stock to gossip, but without Achilles on the team, Len Snart had been promoted again back up to first string. He walked in, flanked by his sister Lisa, who was ranting to him.::
"AND THEN, OH. MY. GOD. He turned me down! Me! Of all people!"
::Len rolled his eyes::
"Want me to kick his a**?"
"No, I happen to think his a** is his most attractive feature. Buuuuut, maybe you could work on his roommate for me? So that he can work on Powell?"
::Len sighed, but could never say no to his sister.::
"Fine. I'll see what I can do."
::Lisa hugged him, squealing happily and went on her way. Len sat down in the locker room next to Wally.::
"Oh, uh, hey Len. You want to go over our strategy against Nintendo High for Thursday, or-"
"My sister wants to date your roommate. She's hot and popular. You should tell him to do it."
"Uh....he's got a girlfriend."
"Not anymore he doesn't. Tell him Lisa is his best prospect."
::Len got up and went to his own locker to get dressed, leaving Wally mystified.::
"What the...."
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:21 am
ATTENTION HERO HIGH, ONE AND ALL!
COME JOIN THE HH GLEE CLUB WHEN WE SHOW OUR SUPPORT IN OUR SCHOOL'S FIRST PEP RALLY OF THE YEAR FOR OUR 'AWAY' GAME AGAINST NINTENDO HIGH!
WE WANT ALL THE SUPPORT YOU CAN MUSTER SO WE CAN SHOW NH JUST WHICH SCHOOL IS THE DOMINANT IN THE SPORTS FIELD!
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:43 am
*Chris picked up a couple of sandwiches and some water bottles. He headed towards the hill above the construction site for the new gym. On his way there, he was accosted by more girls. He told each of them he already had a girlfriend.*
Already!? You just got dumped!
Aw...you poor thing.
Psh...not for long.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:40 pm
::Back in his room after classes, Wally thought about Cassie and Chris breaking up. This was going to cause huge problems in his social circle. Who did he side with? Did the colloquialism of "bros before hoes" apply? And would Cassie break his jaw if he ever said that in her presence?::
"sigh."
::Wally decided that the first thing to do was damage control. Chris was going to be depressed. And that meant needing snack food. Faster than the eye could see, their dorm room filled up with pizza, donuts, twinkies, hostess fruit pies, and any manner of delicious junk food Wally could think of.::
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:50 pm
*Chris sat on the hill above the partially reconstructed gym. He'd finish his sandwich while watch the workers scurry all over the half built structure. Sighing, he pulled out the guitar tabs and set about working on a new song. He had initially picked to learn some music without lyrics because Cassie mentioned she liked it. Now he just liked the sound of the song.*
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:53 pm
::With the room brimming full of breakup supplies, Wally forced the mini-fridge closed to keep all of the Chunky Monkey ice cream from melting. All that remained was getting ahold of the poor breakup-ee himself.... Wally decided to jog around campus to make sure he hadn't jumped into the pool or something else crazy.::
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:00 pm
*Intent on picking the song out on guitar, Chris doesn't notice a red streak moving at half-speed around campus. Everywhere he goes, Wally he stories of disgusted girls who had a run at Chris.*
Your roommate is crazy. He better use this juice he's gotten with us girls before it wears out.
I feel so bad for him! He looked so sad!
If Wonderwench dumps him then you can bet your sweet speedster a** I'll scoop him up.
*The strange girl with the eyepatch slapped Wally on the rump.*
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:05 pm
It's worse than I thought....He's in fully dumpee denial!
::Wally took another pass through the campus to find Chris. He finally skidded to a stop in front of Chris and his guitar. Wally looked at his obviously grief-stricken friend and waited for him to say something, to give some indication of how fractured his state of mind was...::
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:09 pm
*Chris looks up.*
Hey Wally. What's up?
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:10 pm
::It was so painful! Wally gave Chris a big hug::
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:20 pm
ACK! What the hell, dude?
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:24 pm
"Don't worry, Chris. Just let it out. Don't let that pain bottle up inside, dude. So, did you dump Cassie, or did she dump you?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:28 pm
Oh lord...no one has dumped anyone.
...
Yet. Her ex is alive again....
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:30 pm
"Dude. It's all over school. You and her are through!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:32 pm
When she left last night...she hadn't dumped me...
*looks uncomfortable*
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